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Dimocracy
@Dimocracy_
British citizen journalism equipped with satire. Following politics, memes, and whatever the latest dim thing is. New account, please give me a follow!
เข้าร่วม Nisan 2026
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@MarcherReborn Is it £75 if you're on benefits though? With the craziness we're enduring it might only be £2.50 and a bag of Skittles.
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Fill up your tank and pay £120
OR
Fill up, drive off and get a £75 fine.
Do the maths thesun.co.uk/motors/3886806…
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@LeeHurstComic Careful Lee, any excuse for Starmer not to attend parliament today..
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@drhingram Spare a thought for the Grinder-in-Chief 🧐
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It's almost time for another episode of our favourite show: Trembling Hands Watch!
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@RupertLowe10 I've made a satirical cartoon compilation of 1% of what we Brits have been forced to put up under the Starmer government. Rupert gets a feature at the end 🫡
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Fellow Brits - this UK political anarchy is all a bit tiring, isn’t it? Welcome to Dim-ocracy. Here’s a cheerful compilation of 1% of the chaos we’ve endured under he-who-must-not-be-blamed.. 100% made using @grok (except the music)...sorry Keir.
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I want to make Restore Britain's position on illegal migrants abundantly clear.
Every single one would go.
If you've come here illegally or stayed here illegally.
You will be deported.
And yes, that includes women and children - other parties are too scared to mention them. Reform have said they won't deport women. 'Not part of our plan' for the next Government, Farage says.
That is a mistake.
They all need to go.
It won't be particularly pleasant viewing, but it needs to happen.
Restore Britain has produced and released the most comprehensive policy on mass deportations ever devised in British history. A version for legal immigration is currently being worked on, setting out our vision for the 'red list'.
What we are recommending to implement is an unprecedented level of removal. Along with our changes to legal immigration, millions will go.
When I first started talking about this in Parliament, it was heresy. I was insulted and abused. Reform tried to put me in prison because of it - my home was late-night raided by armed police because Farage didn't like the fact I wanted to deport Pakistani rapists.
I stand by every single word I said.
Millions must go.
Under a Restore Britain Government, millions will go.
I promise you that.
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@elonmusk @beffjezos I used @Grok to make this satirical cartoon roast video of the UK government, Elon! Amazing tech 🫡
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Fellow Brits - this UK political anarchy is all a bit tiring, isn’t it? Welcome to Dim-ocracy. Here’s a cheerful compilation of 1% of the chaos we’ve endured under he-who-must-not-be-blamed.. 100% made using @grok (except the music)...sorry Keir.
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@beffjezos We’re working our ass off to make Grok more usefully intelligent outside of 𝕏
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Elon needs to dethrone Claude otherwise the Doomers narrative spin will be too strong and we will end up living in global totalitarian AI-enforced Communist dystopia where only the government is allowed AI along a priestly class with full regulatory capture
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@lisareality1 Our thoughts and prayers go out to the sailors 🙏
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Imagine spending 90 days stuck on a submarine and the first thing you see when you get off it is Keir Starmer..
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What an embarrassment this man is. Parading as if he is some type of military specialist. He’d run a mile if the going got tough.
Matt Casey 🏴 🇬🇧@MattCas04807118
This is real! 😳😳 That first posed scene ffs, how cringe is that? 🤡🤡 Starmer seems at home within the Navy….😳
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@SBarrettBar I have a hunch about what went wrong 🧐
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Britain's economy is in very safe hands
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@GoodwinMJ I wonder what the source of the problem is 🧐
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Britain's economy is in very safe hands
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Unemployment in the UK is set to surge above two million for the first time in more than a decade, say economists at Item Club.
Labour is destroying our economy.
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@RyanJackMum @GBNEWS I think we've sinned. Repeat after me - things have never been better! 🧐
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Fellow Brits - this UK political anarchy is all a bit tiring, isn’t it? Welcome to Dim-ocracy. Here’s a cheerful compilation of 1% of the chaos we’ve endured under he-who-must-not-be-blamed.. 100% made using @grok (except the music)...sorry Keir.
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@CopperCation That's a massive bell-end. Why's he wearing a helmet?
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@zatzi Absolutely - all we've learned from this government is 'One rule for Ye but not for Thee' 🧐
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Rules for Ye but not for Thee..
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This is not standard process. 👇
It is dangerous
How can our allies ever trust us with intelligence?
How can we trust our government?
😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
Steven Swinford@Steven_Swinford
EXCLUSIVE: Lord Mandelson was given approval for the highest level of security clearance during his tenure as British ambassador to the US despite failing vetting, The Times has been told Mandelson was given access to ‘strap 3’ material, the highest level of security clearance and is reserved for information which, if leaked, would present a security risk in itself or could put intelligence sources at risk Mandelson’s appointment was announced in December 2024, despite warnings from officials about his friendship with Jeffrey Epstein, the American financier and paedophile, and his business links to China and Russia On January 28, UK Vetting Security advised against appointing Mandelson. While the precise reason is not clear, it is said to relate to his foreign links rather than his relationship with Epstein Robbins was informed of the assessment, determined that the risk was manageable and gave him approval for security clearance known as “developed vetting” Shortly before his appointment, Mandelson was told to formally apply for strap clearance, but was warned it could take “at least three months”. The Times has been told that it was done quickly because of the significance of his role. A government source said this was not unusual for senior positions Strap three information is shared on a “need to know” basis and as British ambassador to the US, this was likely to have included intelligence on China, Russia and other foreign powers thetimes.com/article/4e05b5…
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@Goosey30111568 But but...things have never been better Goosey 🧐
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Fellow Brits - this UK political anarchy is all a bit tiring, isn’t it? Welcome to Dim-ocracy. Here’s a cheerful compilation of 1% of the chaos we’ve endured under he-who-must-not-be-blamed.. 100% made using @grok (except the music)...sorry Keir.
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@LeeHurstComic It's no 'They Think It's All Over' Lee, but this'll have to do in its absence
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It's almost time for another episode of our favourite show: Trembling Hands Watch!
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Honestly people … you don’t want Starmer to resign. Because we are likely to end up with Angela as PM and Mad Ed as chancellor 😮
Meaning … state managed socialism & economic control by lunatics. All cheered on by the Globalists because that’s their aim anyway.
At this point, beg for him to stay!
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Imagine spending 90 days stuck on a submarine and the first thing you see when you get off it is Keir Starmer..
UK Prime Minister@10DowningStreet
Visiting the crew of a Vanguard-Class submarine as they return from deployment. As we face an increasingly volatile world, our nuclear deterrent is more important than ever. Thank you for keeping Britain and NATO safe 🇬🇧
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@thesundaysport Imagine spending 90 days stuck on a submarine and the first thing you see when you get off it is Keir Starmer..
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If I were Sir Keir, at this stage, I'd be dodging the 'long, hard and full of seamen' gags
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