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Fellow Brits - this UK political anarchy is all a bit tiring, isn’t it? Welcome to Dim-ocracy. Here’s a cheerful compilation of 1% of the chaos we’ve endured under he-who-must-not-be-blamed.. 100% made using @grok (except the music)...sorry Keir.

@elonmusk Hi Elon, this video was made 100% using @grok - it's a satirical compilation of 1% of the chaos we’ve endured in the UK in the last 18 months x.com/Dimocracy_/sta…

Lot of rocket landings!

@CamillaTominey Responses are allowed on this post, whereas Thomas switched his off. Open your mouth @TomHayesBmouth, Camilla needs somewhere to rest her massive girl balls.

Yes we can talk about Tice’s taxes when we are talking about Tice’s taxes (as this clip demonstrates) but not when we are discussing whether the PM misled Parliament. Thanks Tom! Maybe get an early night?

@veryfathomer This means he's going to blame them next 😆

The Bookies across the board are betting Keir Starmer resigns in 2026.

@darrengrimes Banger 😆

Wow! This is amazing. Keir Starmer has broken a deep sea diving world record.

@biggle1908 @SBarrettBar Appreciated! That's the spirit 🫡 Check out the jingle video I made a few hours ago, it's about the craziness of the current government 👀

@Dimocracy_ @SBarrettBar Followed for sheer craziness 🤣

Carthago delenda est! Starmer must go!

@TiceRichard Left wing militants entirely focused on someone's money and not the hundreds of child labourers in the background. Typical.

Pictured: members of an uncontacted tribe, angry that Keir Starmer still hasn't resigned

@WorldByWolf @JanetWestern He's been pushing GBNews to interview him but they won't do it until after the election season

@JanetWestern That doesn’t explain why he can’t spend a few hours a week doing interviews. It’s really not much to ask from a party leader.

Rupert Lowe gained his following by doing interview after interview including in deeply hostile MSM territory. He’s been more or less silent since the launch of Restore bar a handful of interviews at the start. Get him briefed. Get him prepared. Send him out onto the circuit.

@TheBritishIntel His balls. In his mouth, to be specific ⚽⚽

What does Peter Mandelson have on Keir Starmer? 🤔

@SBarrettBar He's waiting for another ceasefire he can take credit for 🫡 Here’s a video jingle I've made of 1% of the chaos we’ve endured under he-who-must-not-be-blamed. Please enjoy it in the comfort of the library :) x.com/Dimocracy_/sta…

In the eye of the hurricane there is quiet Just for a moment Starmer has gone awfully quiet hasn't he.

@AnthonyAinsdale The entire statement is going to be about Richard Tice's taxes. Bookmark this and call me a wizard later

We all know Keir Starmer's address to parliament tomorrow will be a stream of bullshit.

@ArchRose90 This isn't correct Chris - in fact, the entire statement is going to be about Richard Tice's taxes

A preview of parliament tomorrow. MP: When did the Prime Minister know that Peter Mandelson failed his security vetting? PM: Let me be clear, I got the calls on Iran right, introduced breakfast clubs. Reform want division. I want a patriotic renewal in the national interest!

@Sargon_of_Akkad Hey Carl, I love your daily vlog, it helped me be sure I wasn't going crazy in this batsh*t performative politics world. Here’s a video-jingle I've just posted about 1% of the chaos we’ve endured under he-who-must-not-be-blamed. Really hope you enjoy! :) x.com/Dimocracy_/sta…

In Sadiq Khan's future, the English are reduced to the status of Native Americans in their own land, living on special reservations and given perfunctory honours as the tide of foreigners washes across the country they used to own, subsumed as just one more aspect of diversity.

@JuliaHB1 Hi Julia, here’s a video-jingle I've made about 1% of the chaos we’ve endured under he-who-must-not-be-blamed. Hope you enjoy! :) x.com/Dimocracy_/sta…

That's just proof of how supremely incompetent this govt is. Mind blowing!

@Iromg @EJWoolf @RobertJenrick @LNallalingham @realVickyPryce @neiljmcevoy Love the show Mike! Is @ArchRose90 back on soon? By far my favourite guest you've had. Here’s a cheerful video-jingle of 1% of the chaos we’ve endured under he-who-must-not-be-blamed. Please feel very welcome to play it on the show! :) x.com/Dimocracy_/sta…

Back with a BANG tomorrow at 7am for a HUGE WEEK. We’ve got @EJWoolf @RobertJenrick and Ann Widdecombe for a start. Add in @LNallalingham @realVickyPryce and @neiljmcevoy - it’s the REAL home of common sense. Get on it!

@Steven_Swinford The madness continues! Well, here’s a cheerful video-jingle of 1% of the chaos we’ve endured under he-who-must-not-be-blamed. Hope you enjoy Steven! :) x.com/Dimocracy_/sta…

Sir Keir Starmer's war with Olly Robbins just went to a whole new level The government has tonight taken the pretty extraordinary step of publishing what appears to be* a new legal opinion on the legislation surrounding national security vetting Allies of Robbins have cited the Constitutional Reform and Governance Act, which states that ministers do not oversee the national security vetting system Robbins is using this as part of his argument for not informing Starmer that Mandelson had failed his initial security vetting. The process, they say, is 'rightly independent' - something ministers have also said in the Commons But the government appears to have commissioned new legal advice which states: 'No law stops civil servants sensibly flagging UK Security Vetting recommendations' The government appears to have commissioned an ad hoc legal opinion as ammunition for Starmer ahead of his appearance in the Commons tomorrow Allies of Robbins point out two things. 1) This appears to be new legal advice - it didn't exist when Mandelson was appointed 2) It doesn't demonstrate that Robbins *should* have informed Starmer. It is effectively passive They say that the government appears to be attempting to retrofit a legal opinion to make Starmer's argument against Robbins * I say appears to be as it doesn't seem to have been signed off by a government lawyer, but that's v much the suggestion I'm getting from inside Govt

@PolitlcsUK @guardian Talk about out of touch... Here's a fun song I've just made about the mess of the Starmer government, hope you all enjoy! :) x.com/Dimocracy_/sta…

🚨 NEW: Senior Government figures are concerned that next week "could be make or break" for Keir Starmer "We just don’t know how it will all play out... this week could go either way" [@guardian]

@LucyTCWife Hi Lucy, I've just made a video jingle about the chaotic Starmer government. Hopefully this is enough to tip him over the edge :) x.com/Dimocracy_/sta…

Oh please! He will never resign!

@EssexPR @Keir_Starmer I've just made a video-song about the mess of the Starmer government, hope you enjoy it Adam :) x.com/Dimocracy_/sta…

I’m wondering how @Keir_Starmer will somehow shoe horn in something about Reform UK,the far right or Brexit, when he tries his best to not answer the allegations over the Mandelson appointment. Can’t wait to see you squirm It’s been a long time coming Au revoir Prime Minister