Vinicius Junior is the one winger worth breaking Arsenal’s wage comfort zone for.
We cannot ask for a world class forward, then panic when elite forwards cost elite money.
Vini changes the whole title race.
Probably true. Girls' periods won't let them go horny for more than a few weeks. They're hormonally cyclical while men probably peak rapidly and sort of plateau.
I will only marry a boy who is:
- 5'8 ft exact height
- Earns 50 LPA minimum
- Naturally handsome (no gym obsession, no steroids)
- No female friends, no “bestie” drama
- Doesn’t follow random girls on Instagram
- No past, no ex, no situationships
- Replies instantly, no “busy” excuses
- Talks with me 24×7
- Asks permission before going anywhere
- Knows how to cook, clean, and handle life
- Treats my parents like his own
- Emotionally available but not “too sensitive”
- Loyal, disciplined, and obsessed with me only
- No bad habits (no smoking, drinking, gaming addiction)
- Plans dates, surprises, and future properly
Where do I find a guy like this? 😭