Andrew Mason

A few months of European outdoor cafe culture and we start parking like the French #birkenhead #wosits

@fesshole I hope you find the strength to move on

80s WHSmiths worker here, sorry to disappoint, but none of us gave a shit that you were typing "10 PRINT "WHSMITH ARE SHIT", 20 GOTO 10" on the display-model ZX Spectrum's and running away. We were more bothered about when time lunch was.

@jollyfucker @jillwebb2005 I remember telling you I liked The Eagles and you replied “Aww bless ya” 😁

@jillwebb2005 I'll bet the bloody Eagles win it.

Here’s the 10th batch of songs in round 1 of the #1977singlespoll There are 5 polls tonight. The top 3 from each go forward. 2/5 1 - Sex Pistols 2 - Eagles 3 - The Killjoys 4 - Gordon Giltrap

Parsnips when you boil them for an extra minute

Training to prise apart the trolleys at Bromborough Asda

The most shocking thing about the Coldplay jumbotron video is Chris Martin’s awful transatlantic accent

The glamorous dinner lady hair do and dress style of the aging rock star. Rod Stewart, Jeff Beck, Ronnie Wood is just so gross. You never see normal 80 year old men sitting in Wetherspoons with a feathered mullet and a paisley neckerchief

Tony Hawk 1978, Enfield Poltergeist, same vibes

@theweakerthans Masterpiece

Celebrating the 25th anniversary of The Weakerthans album Left and Leaving, the band has reissued their sophomore album on coloured vinyl along with a new T design. Available now at: theweakerthans.org

@MarinaPurkiss @theJeremyVine @JeremyVineOn5 ‘Bit fashy’

They said Farage is the UK’s sexiest MP… But who exactly is ‘they’? @theJeremyVine left out a crucial detail I didn’t…

Yngwie Malmsteen would have incredible Tinder profile photos

@simon_schama ..while Gordon Burns

Trump on the golf links, Nero fiddling

@floboflo Incredible

JD Sports Vance.

@interesting_aIl Are you going to be long in there?

Bassist Helena Cruz performing the most complex loop programming you’ll see!

@SkyHelpTeam Still haven’t been connected @SkyHelpTeam

@SkyHelpTeam Nobody turned up. 16 years as a customer and I'm waiting a month for a 20 minute repair

What's more annoying? 1. Losing your remote 2. People telling you their new year's resolution

@SkyHelpTeam I've been watching Freeview like an Amish person for nearly a month

@SkyHelpTeam Yes! Openreach replaced the telephone pole that came down in the storm, connected my neighbours and missed me out. After many calls and messages chats it still isn't sorted