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@RyanAFournier End birth right citizenship, immediately. Moratorium on all immigration. Force mass self-deportation, starting by removing all noncitizens from all tax-funded social services.

@JBlunt1018 @smcroasters 👐

@smcroasters USAA hasn’t laid anyone off, if anything being a cunt may actually be a good thing because atleast I’m diving “deep” to read some fucking facts around it.

Perfect, now hire them and build your own business? I mean it’s not that difficult right?

@ArtThePatriot_ Press charges against that animal. You can get hepatitis like that.

Another fucking animal in the wild

@paultguitarist @RockNRoLL_85 This is the correct answer. youtu.be/p1dfPXU0uPA?si…

@RockNRoLL_85 Metal but Soundgarden, Alice In Chains and The Melvins are so metal adjacent the lines get blurred

Grunge or Heavy Metal?

@Variety Will they make him a black woman so it can win tEh OsCaRs?

FIRST LOOK: Val Kilmer has been resurrected via AI to star in the new movie "As Deep as the Grave." Kilmer was cast in the movie in 2020, five years before his death. But he was too sick amid his throat cancer battle to ever make it to set. Now an AI version of the actor is appearing in the film, with the full blessing of his daughter, Mercedes: "He always looked at emerging technologies with optimism as a tool to expand the possibilities of storytelling. This spirit is something that we are all honoring within this specific film, of which he was an integral part.” “He was the actor I wanted to play this role,” says writer-director Coerte Voorhees. “It was very much designed around him. It drew on his Native American heritage and his ties to and love of the Southwest... His family kept saying how important they thought the movie was and that Val really wanted to be a part of this. He really thought it was important story that he wanted his name on. It was that support that gave me the confidence to say, okay let’s do this. Despite the fact some people might call it controversial, this is what Val wanted.” wp.me/pc8uak-1lH1PI

The security footage captures a sudden, violent assault in what appears to be a cell phone retail store. A woman (likely staff) approaches the man to assist, and he immediately attacks her—punching, kicking, and slamming her to the ground before both flee. No public details on location, victim/suspect identities, or arrests as of now (incident surfaced today). FBI UCR data consistently shows Black Americans (13-14% of population) account for ~50-55% of violent crimes like robbery/assault. Patterns matter for safety.

@BBFORTRUMP0822 @DougSul76620935 @glennbeck You would lose your timeshare?

@DougSul76620935 @glennbeck Hey dumbf..K, do you know what would happen if IRAN destroyed ISRAEL?

Joe Kent, a top counterterrorism official, resigned today claiming that Trump was duped by Israel into starting a war with Iran. Ok, Joe. Where’s the evidence? The consequences of a claim like this are too dire not to be backed with facts. If you have them, I'll stand with you, but present the evidence.

@retardmode @PressSec Levin is reading all of it* live on the air right now. *probably

@PressSec nobody is reading all this, grandma

There are many false claims in this letter but let me address one specifically: that "Iran posed no imminent threat to our nation."   This is the same false claim that Democrats and some in the liberal media have been repeating over and over.   As President Trump has clearly and explicitly stated, he had strong and compelling evidence that Iran was going to attack the United States first.   This evidence was compiled from many sources and factors. President Trump would never make the decision to deploy military assets against a foreign adversary in a vacuum.   Iran is the world’s leading state sponsor of terrorism. The Iranian regime is evil. It proudly killed Americans, waged war against our country, and openly threatened us all the way up to the launch of Operation Epic Fury.   Iran was aggressively expanding their short-range ballistic missiles to combine with their naval assets to give themselves immunity – meaning they would have a degree of a capabilities that would give them immunity to hold us and the rest of the world hostage.   The regime aimed to use those ballistic missiles as a shield to continue achieving their ultimate goal – nuclear weapons.   The President, through his top negotiators, gave the regime every single possible opportunity to abandon this unacceptable course by permanently giving up their nuclear ambitions in exchange for sanctions relief, free nuclear fuel, and potential economic partnerships with our country.   But they would not say yes to peace because obtaining nuclear weapons was their fundamental goal.   President Trump ultimately made the determination that a joint attack with Israel would greatly reduce the risk to American lives that would come from a first strike by the terrorist Iranian regime and address this imminent threat to America’s national security interests.   All of this led to President Trump arriving at the determination that this military operation was necessary for U.S. national security, which is why he launched the massively successful Operation Epic Fury. The Commander-in-Chief determines what does and does not constitute a threat, because he is the one constitutionally empowered to do so - and because the American people went to the ballot box and entrusted him and him alone to make such final judgments. And finally, the absurd allegation that President Trump made this decision based on the influence of others, even foreign countries, is both insulting and laughable. President Trump has been remarkably consistent and has said for DECADES that Iran can NEVER possess a nuclear weapon. As someone who actually witnesses President Trump’s decision-making process on a daily basis, I can attest to the fact that he is always looking to do what’s in the best interest of the United States of America — period. America First.

@PressSec Iran was an imminent threat to attack the U.S. mainland or and imminent threat to attack assets/Israel in the ME?

@marklevinshow When exactly did Levin jump the shark? Was it "woke reich," or long before that. Just asking questions.

I wonder if this guy Joe Kent was about to be fired but quickly resigned first.  That's how these things typically work.  He's part of that radical isolationist Woke Right cabal.  Watch how the leftwing media use him to attack the president and the military campaign against Iran.  In part, that's why he wrote that letter.  I wonder if he was one of the leakers in the administration.  Just asking questions.

@thewardoll It's almost as if certain histories are deliberately excluded from schools, something something doomed to repeat it. Speaking of the Spanish War, you would enjoy Faction: With the Crusaders by @CaudilloDahl

Trust your instincts. If you think we're headed for civil war, you are absolutely right. I know that sounds unimaginable to some people, but history shows us that we're on the same course many nations have been on before that ended that way - more specifically, the Spanish Civil War. Yet the time to wonder how such a thing could happen is not when there are already bodies in the streets, empty shelves at the grocer, or hospitals overflowing with casualties. The time is now. You are on the precipice, dangling over the edge, looking down at a generations long war of attrition with your fellow man. How did we get here? Let us continue to use history as our guide. Shortly before the outbreak of civil war in Spain, Cardinal Segura of Toledo wrote perhaps the most important letter to come from the Church at that time. Heed his words. "If we remain quiet and idle, if we allow ourselves to give way to apathy and timidity; if we leave open the way to those who are attempting to destroy religion, or if we expect the benevolence of our enemies to secure the triumph of our ideals, we shall have no right to lament when bitter reality shows us that we had victory in our hands yet knew not how to fight like intrepid warriors prepared to succumb gloriously.' His letter rings as true today as it did almost 100 years ago. The scathing criticism of Spain's passive inaction in the face of the the new Republic's secular policies would lead to the destruction of the Church if not stopped then, and it will do the same now. So what can be done in the face of such evil and imminent destruction? How can we face such impossible odds? Let the life of Nehemiah be an inspiration for the church to break from it's over-spiritualization of the battle it's in, and to deal with the very real and physical threat it faces. "From that day on, half of my servants carried on the work while half of them held the spears, the shields, the bows and the breastplates: and the captains were behind the whole house of Judah. Those who were rebuilding the wall and those who carried burdens took their load with one hand doing the work and the other holding a weapon." I love that line. Their load in one hand and a weapon in the other. It's time for the Christian man to do the same. You've got enemies? Good. Face them, and enjoy the opportunity to spend your life in a worthy cause and to preserve the Bride of Christ; his Church.

@LibsHateUs It's a regular problem with you have 19 year old convicts playing 8th grade basketball.

Your White children deserve better. We shouldn't have to be around them.🤡🦍

@FoxNews If the goal is to have safer roads, stop handing out licenses to anyone with a pulse.

'TERRIFYING': Dashcam video shows the moment a Tesla Cybertruck, allegedly operating in self-driving mode, nearly sent a Houston mom and her infant off a bridge before violently crashing into an overpass barrier. The woman claims she suffered multiple injuries from the incident and is now suing the automaker for $1 million.

@DrMattKleinMN "We must stand together—against hate, and with our fellow Americans while we defecate all over the 2nd and 4th Ammenments in Senate File 4290." Fixed for accuracy.

When a Michigan synagogue is attacked, it is out of hatred for our Jewish neighbors, and it is an echo of antisemitism through the ages. We must stand together—against hate, and with our fellow Americans. This is unacceptable. nytimes.com/live/2026/03/1…

@Mrgunsngear @nypost Gasing to hit the beach like

@nypost sunbathers 🤨

Gunfire at crowded Florida beach sends sunbathers scattering as violence erupts during spring break trib.al/EvUGTyo

@thewardoll @nypost Lost his life. And his wallet.

@nypost My mood right now.

@libsoftiktok @FlyFrontier The Red Lobster of the skies never disappoints.

Hi @FlyFrontier! Did your employees really kick a deaf woman off the plane for not paying attention to the flight attendants’ instructions which she couldn’t even hear??

@BrandonStraka He's worth around $200 million. What the hell is he doing? 😆

Ben Stiller made a grocery store appearance to promote the soda brand he launched last September. But the event appeared to draw only a small crowd.

@gotrice2024 "Is this still theft?" I can't tell if this is a serious question.

Many hotels serve a complimentary breakfast to their guests, it’s often setup in a cafeteria style room by the front desk. Many of these areas aren’t secured by keycard and that people off the streets could just walk in and eat and leave. This woman and many others have figured that out and what they do is walk in during breakfast, eat and leave. Most of the time they are never even caught, the hotels always make too much for guests anyways and that the food is thrown out if not eaten. The woman here is going to work and just stops at random hotels so that she can eat for free and leave for work. She claims it’s not stealing because the hotel advertised a free continental breakfast and that they are gonna throw it out anyways. So based on that should anyone just be able to walk in without being a paying guest, eat what we want and leave without any consequences, is it still theft if they throw it away anyway?

@JebraFaushay My favorite Sean Penn stunt was when he took a film crew to rescue people after Katrina. He didn't put a plug in the boat, the boot took on water, resulting in having to be rescued himself.

Sean Penn won an Oscar but missed the acceptance because he's rumored to be visiting Zelensky in Ukraine. What you do with this information is up to you.

@MarkAGirard1 @NBCNews And who's prophet married a 6 year old. *not a typo

At least four House Republicans have expressed anti-Islamic sentiments on social media in the wake of the Iran War and recent violent attacks in the U.S. nbcnews.com/politics/congr…