DutchMooCow🍊🇳🇱💙

@fesshole Sad

I have a healthy amount in my savings account. sometime if i get public transport and it's super busy and people are stood behind me, i open my banking app and play around with funds knowing people will be looking and hoping they are jealous.

BREAKING: Trump just attacked NATO and then goes on to say that "25 years ago" he said that NATO was a "Paper tiger" and that "they would never come to our rescue". FACT: 25 years ago was March 26, 2001. Less than 6 months after that, on September 12, 2001, NATO invoked Article 5 of the North Atlantic Treaty for the first and only time ever. They lost 1100 soldiers fighting for us. Trump is a Moron.

Have I ever told you how much I love @Max33Verstappen? @Giles_Richards @guardian

@itv seems to have an issue with their sound. Seems to work fine on #skysports.

@itvfootball no sounds boys. #caraboacup

For the record, the president of the United States is now simultaneously claiming that he has won the war, is currently winning the war, needs help to win the war, and needs no help to win the war. All to destroy the nuclear program he claims to have already destroyed last year.

@BBCScotlandNews Desperately disappointing. In Holland, assisted dying is heavily regulated but legal. I don’t understand how someone who is suffering, is not allowed to end their own life with dignity.

BREAKING: MSPs vote against assisted dying bill bbc.in/4lwUNy2

To every kid with a learning disability: don’t let anyone — not even the President of the United States — bully you. Dyslexia isn’t a weakness. It’s your strength.

@HeathrowAirport @notsouniquename

@notsouniquename Heathrow do not handle baggage, this is the sole responsibility of your airline from check-in, right through to baggage collection at your destination. Airlines employ their own baggage handlers, please contact them for updates - heathrow.com/airline-contac…

- @HeathrowAirport really is a shambles of an airport. Flight been on the ground well over an hour but no sign of the bags

@FOBRacing I’ll come with you!!

I think everyone is clear about my distaste for Coffee and walnut cake In other news, The Observer have asked me to attend the UK Coffee and walnut cake awards and put together an article and vlog about it

@BBCNews Parks in an NCP car park for years. Never seen 1 member of staff.

Car park firm NCP collapses with nearly 700 jobs at risk bbc.in/4lwmh75

@BBCMorningLive Loving Helen Skelton’s suit - where is that from??

Coming up on Monday's show: 🚯 Illegal waste across the UK 🏢 What to do when companies go bust 🏡 Stacey Solomon on Sort Your Life Out 🚴 Greg James' Comic Relief challenge so far 👫 With Gethin Jones and Helen Skelton 9:30am on BBC One and iPlayer bbc.in/morninglive

got my boy looking right

Yes, we have some serious problems in the UK, but at least we didn't make Jimmy Savile Prime Minister after he'd attempted a coup against the state and then let him appoint all his creepy mates to plum government jobs before attempting to destroy the international political order

Didn’t #Trump proclaim the #USA had won the war in #Iran a few days ago and that he didn’t need any help from anyone…?

@itvracing Gaelic Warrior ran a blinder, but my thoughts are with the Bromheads and all the Envoi Allen’s connections. 💔😔😢

Give us your reaction to that Cheltenham Gold Cup... 💬🏆

@RacingPost 💔😢

Rest In Peace, Hansard 💔

Given up. Hasta nunca!

And waiting……

@BKCheltenham 45 mins and still no sign of our breakfast.

1 hour and waiting