El Morboso 👏💩💣🥍

Let's see where this goes.

@JJ_McCullough Hey, JJ, they teach French in all Canadian schools starting at 5 years of age...

Everything about official bilingualism in Canada is built on myth. People can’t “just learn” a language they don’t need. Canada isn’t “built on” two equally-sized language groups. Bilingualism isn’t “necessary” to function at an elite level. It’s all just Laurentian folklore.

@ClayTravis Feel free to test your theory at your convenience and advise of the results...

Erika Kirk’s husband was assassinated in September. It’s March & a black comedian is putting on white face & mocking her in a video. Honest question, if a prominent black leader had been assassinated & a white comedian put on blackface & mocked his widow, what would happen?

@WBCBaseball @julijays @MLB Glad Canada got as far as they did!

Happy @MLB #OpeningDay! Repost and reply for a chance to win a World Baseball Classic cap!

@Berger_BYTES Oh, holy crap, you still post here? Cool...didn't realize you were still active.

Yup. Read it and weep, #Leafs fans. Your captain is gone before next season. More here… bit.ly/4rVJFwj #LeafsForever

.@NHLPlayerSafety > Supplementary discipline for breaking an arm for JT Miller? Or nah because there was no penalty on the play? I'm gonna guess "nah". Holy crap y'all are bad at your jobs.

@PolitiBunny Cool - know which one of those is in compliance with the SAVE Act? Fuckin' none of 'em.

For shits and giggles, I decided to see just how hard it would be to replace my birth certificate, Social Security card, AND my marriage license, since Democrats think women are too stupid to figure it out. Here's how it went: 1. Birth certificate: Contacted the health department of the county where I was born. They OVERNIGHTED a certified copy to me the next day - total cost, $14. 2. SS Card: Contacted Social Security on their site. They asked if I was sure I needed the card, since I 'won't likely be asked for it.' I went ahead and got it - took five business days to arrive - total cost, $0. 3. Marriage License: Went to the 'vital docs' site of the county where we were hitched. Filled everything out online, arrived in three days - total cost, $5. It cost less than $20 to obtain all three certified/legal documents, and it took less than five business days to receive them. Note: if I had lived where I was born or married, it would have been a day. Tops. Anyone telling you this is too hard or unfair is lying and hiding the real reason they want to stop Voter ID. I know you guys knew that already... lol

@Steve_Dangle Do they know what a tank is? I supposed I shouldn't be surprised, but how do they even do this *waves at losing* wrong?

LFR TONIGHT LFR QUESTIONS?

@ElijahSchaffer @Benadryll_ Don't forget to update your ToS agreements, boys. Going to be a looooong conference if you don't.

On our way to CPAC 2026

@265Kilometres He's breathing through the pee hole

I’m shocked coach can talk with his own dick lodged in his own throat

Blue Jays in the house.

@PucKs_n_GLitteR We hockey players are VERY stitious...

Did Clement just say he’d wear his undies 5 days straight?!… ohhh Ernie lol

@nickbarden Shoulda let him leave the booth before they got 2 goals...

The Toronto Blue Jays are in the house for tonight’s Maple Leafs game

@SaraCivian I mean, I know I saw them when at SMC at UofT in the mid 90s...dude might just have been a shut-in or a fan of a different genre in the 90s?

Im going to the OLP concert and a ~40 guy at the bar across the street asked me if I was going to the Celtics game and I was like I'm going to the Our Lady Peace concert and he was like I think I'm too old for whatever that is ... does the average ~40 year old man not know OLP

@aminul7 @sdpnsports @ToyotaCanada Tavares? Absolutely. He's tie a guy up in a scrum for sure. Seen him do it live, too.

@sdpnsports @ToyotaCanada Would the player who was hit from behind do that for Cowan?

Want to endear yourself to Leafs fans? The bar is so unbelievably low! #SDP #LeafsForever Presented by @ToyotaCanada

@sdpnsports @ToyotaCanada Mike Johnson said that Cowan did the right thing by not making eye contact with Jeannot...

@GinoHard_ DND DMs - does Rule Zero apply here? While technically the puck is visibly moving AWAY FROM the net by the time he scores, it looks cool, therefore it's allowed?

ARTEMI PANARIN LOBS THE PUCK OVER DUSTIN WOLF IN THE SHOOTOUT WHAT A GOAL 😵🤯

@TOSportsAdam Psssh! Everyone knows Captains aren't supposed to fight...

Not a good look from Mark Stone here as he does absolutely nothing to stand up for his teammate who just got cross checked into the boards. 😬

@BritishBastardX I'm pretty sure the ambulances aren't Jewish, just the group that provides them. If you're so upset about this might I suggest Britain better-fund the NHS so that they aren't reliant on volunteer groups to provide transportation services?

Just a quick one. Why the fuck do we have "Jewish" abulances in the UK? Am i the only one failing to understand?

@Rogers Oh, so I need to send you MORE money than the $170.00/mo. I ALREADY PAY?

@El_Meathead Hello there! If you're seeing a blacked out game that you would like to watch, you would need to subscribe to NHL Centre Ice. ^ch

@Rogers @RogersHelps Hey, gang, I think I know the answer to this, but can you help me out? I pay for 5 @TSN_Sports channels, how come I can't watch 2 of 'em? Why am I stuck watching the @nhl team that YOU own that is currently unwatchable? Do I need to pay you more money?