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@ElijahPerrin21

Pure satire at best (not at its best; barely satire). More beard than man. Please do not DM me.

Right near the beach. เข้าร่วม Nisan 2022
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bongo@bongosnrr·
too many pretty faces with ugly personality.
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Mysterio🍁@ElijahPerrin21·
If you could receive a single, truthful message from your future self ten years from now, what question would you most want that message to answer—and why?
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☾.@hsh_real·
be honest, are you happy or just distracted?
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👻@lyleswontmiss·
Before social media what did people do to get attention???
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Mysterio🍁@ElijahPerrin21·
@beyoumf I spent this afternoon listening to the Beatles.
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what’s the last album you listened to?
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Mysterio🍁@ElijahPerrin21·
@WittyEchoes Often, and relive conversations. It can be a gigantic pain in my ass.
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do you talk to yourself? Be honest
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︎ 𖣐︎@rumiiihere·
Boys without girlfriends, how’s life ?
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Tekee@Tekeee·
If I paid you $2,000 every single week and all you had to do was read a book for 4 hours a day, would you take it?
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@UnrealThugxx·
walking away from trouble is not weakness.
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Mysterio🍁@ElijahPerrin21·
@aly_iens Our flag looks like a red cannabis leaf, it is a maple leaf.
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Ayeshah@aly_iens·
What is your country name ?
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۟@lstmytouch·
What would the coolest guy in the world do
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𝕊𝕥𝕖𝕝𝕪𝕟𝕟𐮜
I really do try to be more ladylike but the way “motherfucker” just rolls off my tongue.
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Mysterio🍁@ElijahPerrin21·
@TheGBreaker Being a leader also means controlling your own mind so people can look up to you and feel secure.
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Mysterio🍁@ElijahPerrin21·
@mrmikeMTL Yes, if you are offended by me, I would laugh in your face.
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Mr. Mike@mrmikeMTL·
Are you fine with offending people?
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🃏@JakeRammos·
Gun to your head, name a billionaire.
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do you talk to yourself? be honest
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A young Black man pushes an elderly white woman down the stairs of a church and robs her as she lies there bleeding.
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Mysterio🍁@ElijahPerrin21·
I have and we see them up here yearly usually ish. I once looked out to see one sitting on my lamppost just in sight of my chair. It was enormous and I can see how people would think they were aliens or something impossible, it took me time to recognise an owl, and the wingspan when it took off was impossibly wide.
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Mandy Simard@MandyLSimard·
Have you ever spotted an owl while out in nature?
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be honest would you pick your dad again in the next life??
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