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Good old days, built a shell😏

Yes you could say robotics is relatively hard and very vast, infact it's hard bcs of its vastness. Coupled with the fact that each area that it spreads to, requires depth in its specialization. Weak: Electronics and ML, everyother area is quite balanced out

You either nod and keep your job or ditch that job for your sanity. Your call.

@it_unprofession Lmao...😅😅 "I'm not going to tell him I'm a toaster oven"

My company installed an integration on Slack called Donut to foster casual cross-departmental relationships. Every Monday, a cheerful bot forces two random employees into a private channel and tells them to grab a virtual coffee. It's basically an automated corporate hostage situation. This week the bot paired me with the Senior Director of Global Compliance. I don't even know what global compliance means, but it sounds like he could have me legally deported. The bot prompted us with a mandatory icebreaker question to get the conversation started. "If you were a kitchen appliance, which one would you be and why?" I'm communicating with a man who holds the fate of our corporate legal strategy in his hands. I'm not going to tell him I'm a toaster oven. I waited 3 hours to see if he would message first. He didn't. It became a digital standoff. If I don't message him, I look anti-social and non-collaborative to the HR analytics dashboard. If I do message him, I'm interrupting his presumably very important compliance work to talk about blenders. I finally typed "Hey Richard, looks like we got paired up this week!" I added an exclamation point to simulate human warmth and approachability. He replied four hours later with "Yes. Send a calendar invite for Thursday." No greeting, no punctuation flexibility, just a commanding directive from a man who doesn't have time for forced fun. I sent a 15-minute invite titled "Virtual Coffee Sync." Thursday arrived and we both joined the Zoom call. Neither of us actually had coffee. We spent the first 4 minutes talking about the weather in our respective time zones. He lives in Seattle, so the weather was terrible. I live in Chicago, so the weather was also terrible. We then transitioned to asking what the other person is currently working on. I gave a vague, rambling explanation I barely understand myself. He stared blankly into his camera and just said "Understood." We still had 9 minutes left on the meeting clock. The silence stretched out until it consumed all light and matter in the universe. I panicked and asked him the kitchen appliance question. He told me he doesn't cook and then muted his microphone. At the 12-minute mark, I pretended my audio was cutting out and dropped the call entirely. I immediately sent a Slack message apologizing for my terrible internet connection. He never replied. Next week I'm going to set my Slack status to out of office until the bot pairs everyone else.

I'm sure it's the transport layer... The TCP guy

@justbyte_ WinRAR the final boss

name an app with 0 haters i'll go first:

I raise you WinRAR👌

@hackSultan @AltSchoolAfrica Ouuu 💯💯

Over the last 7 years, I’ve focused a lot of my attention on getting more people into tech in Africa. And for the past 4 years and 7 months, @AltSchoolAfrica has been providing technical and non-technical courses, and now it’s time for the next phase of AltSchool. The next phase that’ll make proper education accessible to all Africans. It won’t be easy, but it’ll be worth it. Follow me as we step into the new phase of education in Africa. When I say education, I mean yes. EDUCATION.

@eric_khun Before: show me the code, talk is cheap Now: show me the product, code is cheap Soon: MRR only please

We went from "don't copy/paste StackOverflow without understanding it" to "ship the whole repo" without reading it in about 12 months.

@eric_khun Real... It's called "Breadth first Growth"😅👌

Remember when copy/pasting 3 lines from StackOverflow without understanding them was considered reckless? We now ship entire codebases nobody has read.

@krunalbuilds All thanks to message queues

Interviewer: How does WhatsApp deliver your message when the other person is offline?

@KharayKrayKray Word!😂 Just an implementation detail

We think in algorithms. Languages only come in at implementation.

It's relatively easier to build a product/startup from at least a technical standpoint... where it gets brutal is distribution.

Exceptions may exist yes, but almost all are a black hole... LARGELY👌

Confession: I've been shipping code for a few years and still rarely see even a single 1xx status code in use. Am I the only one getting ghosted by 100 continue?🙄

@Oc_paschal_code Your have port forwarding for devices on the same network, you have ngrok for public url and access

How can I view the project I'm currently working on from my phone without deploying it???

@code_benji Can't imagine saying building and shipping fast a 3D rendering engine...

@code_benji I think most development with AI agents is focused mainly on web-facing softwares... maybe a SaaS what have you. When you get to ENGINEER serious systems. Most available AI hardly help out.

@ash_twtz Assembly syntax be looking like a spell

Programming Languages and their For Loops • 🐍 Python – for i in range(n): • ☕ Java – for(int i=0;iแปล

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