Elliott Morgan
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Elliott Morgan
@ElliottcMorgan
Comedian and PhD candidate. Can you even imagine??
Los Angeles, CA เข้าร่วม Ağustos 2010
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The right controls the House, the Senate, and the Presidency
How is it that we can’t pass a single bill that Americans actually want.
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Hey Dragon Squad! Join @johniadarola and @ElliottcMorgan in less than 30 minutes at 10am PST! Chime in thru YT SuperChat or by tweeting us at #TDRLIVE, JOHN reads & responds throughout the show! 💜 buff.ly/43aEe0m
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@SenFettermanPA We know you are, John. Now go eat your pudding.
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As a Democrat, I’m deeply proud to stand with Israel through the horror of 10/07.
I’m deeply proud of our military and what they’ve accomplished in Epic Fury.
Picking country over party is never wrong.
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@SenatorSlotkin It’s so brave of you to finally say nothing.
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Americans woke up this morning to news that the U.S. and Israel have started major military action against Iran.
Unlike the U.S. strike on Iran back in June, this operation doesn’t appear to be a one-and-done, so we’re thinking about the safety of our servicemembers and their families. Likewise, many Michiganders have family in the Middle East who are at risk right now as Iran is striking a number of countries. We pray for their safety as well.
As a former CIA officer who served three tours in Iraq, I have no love lost for the Iranian government. They’re a state sponsor of terror, responsible for the deaths of Americans. I saw it up close in Iraq and elsewhere.
But issues of war and peace should be treated with the utmost consequence. And President Trump hasn’t made his case to the American people. He hasn’t laid out the goals or the imminent threat posed by Iran that justifies risking a wider regional war. And he hasn’t followed the Constitution and brought this issue before Congress before committing our nation to war.
Most elected leaders — including President Trump himself — have condemned the rush to war without clear goals in the past. He owes the American people the same thing he was demanding of previous presidents if he’s going to put lives at risk. And Congress should come back to Washington to debate these issues.
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@mattvanswol “Truly remarkable” he utters, with a tear in his eye, about the fake scenario he made up in his head
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Trump could literally cure cancer and every Leftist would protest in favor of cancer in the streets.
Truly remarkable.
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That's a lot of beans you nasty ass bitch
Nancy Mace@NancyMace
Kids, and their dad, took me out for barbecue for my birthday. 47 never felt so good! 🎂
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@mtracey You’re one weird motherfucker you know that?
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Here's one thing nobody wants to admit: Jeffrey Epstein was highly intelligent, well-read, charismatic, skillful at various complicated endeavors -- yes, including his money-management business -- and a lot of smart people genuinely enjoyed his company.
I'm sorry, but if everyone from Steve Bannon, to Noam Chomsky, to Alan Dershowitz, to Marvin Minsky -- as well as all manner of other academics and scientists at the top of their fields -- found him intellectually stimulating, praised his intellect, and appreciated the intellectual opportunities he was able to facilitate, it's just stupid not to acknowledge this.
In fact, it's an impediment to any legitimate search for the truth to regard him solely through the prism of some spectacular world-historic mega-villain, Hitler and Satan combined, pedo predation incarnate, or whatever.
And no, to acknowledge this is not to endorse literally everything he ever did in his entire life. It's using reason and evidence to best understand what actually went on here, rather than just blithering hysteria. And of course, the internet much prefers the latter.
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Internal White House meetings goin on, like, "Hopefully the racism will distract from the pedophilia which will distract from the killings which will distract from the pedophilia again which will distract from the economy which will distract from the pedophilia a third time"
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@MattWalshBlog Huge fan, Matt.
Also, don’t you regularly post hyperbolic statements with the understanding that the hyperbole will be mistaken for sincerity and thus increase your engagement?
Heck, it’s almost like you were posting slop way before AI stole your spotlight!
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I am at the point where I think a serious argument can be made for arresting all the AI slop posters and giving them the death penalty
Sir. Ntukabyifuze@Biharanire0
This is absolutely terrifying to watch 😳
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@RubinReport @ActualFriendsVE @drdrew @sagesteele This is such a good point!!
The woman urging her colleagues to garden indoors and talk to her neighbors and get involved politically is actually suggesting they should stab people with needles.
You are the most brilliant person in the whole world, Dave.
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At what point are people only going to be able to see practitioners who share their politics?
If someone like this knew you were a conservative and had to put a needle in your arm, would you trust them?
Been discussing this on @ActualFriendsVE with @drdrew @sagesteele @JillianMichaels
I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸@ImMeme0
🚨BREAKING: Minnesota nurse goes on an unhinged rant, specifically targeting white doctors and nurses, telling them to stop claiming their work isn’t “political” and to “shut the fuck up and do something.” She went from posting cute videos of her dog to a raging leftist lunatic. She shouldn’t be anywhere near people who need medical care.
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@Actsout Garsh, what could be it? 🤪🤷♂️
Love the feigned naïveté keep it up!
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I'm not a never-Trumper, I just can't stand the guy.
If you're MAGA and still support him, please tell me why. He rarely follows through on his word. He lies or stretches the truth constantly. He's intellectually lazy. He's making billions off his presidency.
What's to like?
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"I keep hearing about this Six Seven... what I'm trying to figure out is who we need to nomin-EIGHT... to defeat Trump!"
Pop Base@PopBase
Kamala Harris’ former campaign account has rebranded to @headquarters_67 , a Gen-Z led hub for progressive content.
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@StephenM Stephen, I always read your tweets in your Very Serious voice, and it cracks me up every time.
By the way, how much do you have invested in Palantir these days? Is it somewhere between $100-250k by chance?
And they’re working with ICE, right?
heywaitaminute
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Many people don’t know what a sanctuary city or state is.
A sanctuary city/state refuses to hand over criminal illegals—who are in a local prison or jail—to ICE for deportation, setting them free to prey on families and children.
They are sanctuaries for violent illegal aliens.
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@headquarters_67 This is only your most recent crime against humanity.
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Welcome to Headquarters, the new Gen-Z led progressive content hub.
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It must be done or democracy is dead
Glenn Beck@glennbeck
By passing this one act, the GOP will save the republic AND rescue the GOP. If they fail, we all fail. 80% off all Americans want this - you need ID for everything except voting. There is only one reason not to pass this and we all know what it is. GOP save the republic, save the Republican Party from itself. PASS THE SAVE ACT.
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@RepJeffries Have you tried sending them a photo of you holding a baseball bat?
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Donald Trump wants to nationalize the midterm election so he can steal it.
Get lost.
We will never let that happen.
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Fewer than 60,000 people — the richest 0.001% — now control three times more wealth than half of humanity combined.
That is our world’s balance sheet: a planet of over eight billion people ruled by a rounding error.
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