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@flapprdotnet Bet they weren't dead just paralyzed

The timeline is full of Indian men diving head first into shallow water and meeting their untimely demise. The Japanese cultural exchange program was much more enjoyable.

@equine__dentist 60mg ftw

how it feels to take melatonin

@rudekyoni999 Spray bottle ok?

put one tablet in water,apply topically. thank me later!

Past a certain age, a man who thinks he can fix everything can be a bad thing…

@TheFarRightSide Tyrone power zorro is epic. Even the colorized is cool

Let me guess: a black guy and a Mexican guy kill hundreds of evil whites

@Howlingmutant0 @mehdirhasan #kimmelgape

@mehdirhasan I love comedy more than anybody and jimmy kimmel is undeniably one of the greatest comedic minds of his generation. But what he said is hate speech, which is not protected by the constitution. He needs to be gaped for this

They literally don’t understand comedy or free speech. We are governed by snowflake morons.

@captive_dreamer Better or worse than WW DOS

We have sitting congresswoman talking about "World War Eleven"

@TheFarRightSide @KaptinYap Simpson penal colony has a nice ring to it

@KaptinYap How much of that is usable in any way?

They really don’t understand other countries exist

@Howlingmutant0 If they read they breed

Leaving a young lady I’m wooing a note, written in painstakingly intricate calligraphy, that reads “I will annihilate you with my penis”

@Howlingmutant0 @walterwhitepill 1 pray = 1 rape

@walterwhitepill Thanks bro

Stop what you're doing and drop a few bills to support Howling Mutant. If they can rape on one of us, they can rape all of us.

@baltic_dan Urine a safe place

Cuddling my girl and telling her “It’s safe, you can just pee if you want to pee, just pee, baby” is one of my favorite things to do

Two cans of sardines maximizes all of the goods that your body thrives on for the day

@wanted4mogging How were the physics so good

OG flash game devs were modern renaissance artists man, better playing experience than most triple A studios nowadays

@b0newalljackson Feels bad man

zero customer service anymore. everyone’s just phoning tf in

@rippersarchive Epic!

I have ripped 8339 videos from paid streaming services... ... so far!

@realEstateTrent Replica shoes

I Haven’t thought about eBay in over 10 years. They’re still doing $10B+ in revenue. Serious question: Who is actually using it?

@Howlingmutant0 Why yes I'm part sibian how did you know

Girls out here using industrial strength vibrators talkin about, "I just don't know why little jimmy's autistic" - bitch you done scrambled them eggs!!!

@banay_john Rapey pasta? Yes please

Have you tried the Ray Peat pasta salad?

@BigDickBarclay @ObviousRises

Don’t want to black pill or anything… but I’m pretty sure we are like six generations away from anything actually happening (if ever). Back to back world wars have thoroughly limited the stock of anybody that would do anything about it in an effective way. that combined with complete social and economic control by the institutions that don’t want anything to happen makes it unlikely.

I genuinely think people aren't mentally prepared for what needs to be done if we're actually going to stop evil and corrupt governments and corporations in our lifetimes. You can't vote your way out of tyranny.

@SCHIZO_FREQ Osterine still has potential

Sarms were really exciting when the molecules were first thought up bc people thought they'd be steroids without side effects But then we actually synthesized and tried them, and they turned out to have side effects too So everyone just went back to using steroids