Eyebbot’s What-Not’s

@RapidResponse47 You went to war to give Iran control of the straight. TACO

@KristinRaworth It’s the conservatives that voted this down. Time for you to learn more about Canadian civics

I remain firmly of the belief that if you are elected as a member of one party and you cross the floor, you should have to run in a by election. Especially since we are entering majority government territory and you are denying your constituents their voice for years potentially.

@PressSec TACO

This is a victory for the United States that President Trump and our incredible military made happen. From the very beginning of Operation Epic Fury, President Trump estimated this would be a 4-6 week operation. Thanks to the unbelievable capabilities of our warriors, we have achieved and exceeded our core military objectives in 38 days. More on that tomorrow morning from @SecWar and Chairman Caine! The success of our military created maximum leverage, allowing President Trump and the team to engage in tough negotiations that have now created an opening for a diplomatic solution and long-term peace. Additionally, President Trump got the Strait of Hormuz reopened. Never underestimate President Trump’s ability to successfully advance America’s interests and broker peace.

@WhiteHouse TACO

OFFICIAL STATEMENT OF IRAN:

@RapidResponse47 @EndWokeness TACO

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@longUSAinvestor @JeffStorobinsky Update? TACO

@JeffStorobinsky And if you are wrong? Delete?

Prior to the 800 pm deadline tonight Trump will falsely claim that Iran has agreed to something that they have not. He will then say we're extending the deadline by 2 weeks Iran will then issue a statement claiming they have agreed to nothing It has become quite obvious that there will be no resolution in 2 weeks or even two months Fuel prices will continue to rise fueling inflation

@WhiteHouse TACO

🚨 President Donald J. Trump makes a statement on Iran:

@forallcurious They didn’t orbit the moon. Just a fly by.

🚨: Christina Koch has officially become the only woman to orbit the Moon!

@Bay_Area_Frank @MerriamWebster It’s named Luna. Half wit

@MerriamWebster Pretty sad that we have no real name for our moon. Every dust grain flying around in space has got a name, but our moon is just the Moon. 😑

‘Moon’ is capitalized when referring to Earth’s Moon. It’s lowercase when you’re referring to other moons, or the verb. <peach emoji>

@sciencegirl @Rainmaker1973

@sciencegirl @Rainmaker1973 I’m with rainmaker. You’re a parasitic account with no original content.

Friends, I really need you to see this. For the past three years, I have been subjected to ongoing targeted harassment, bullying, and stalking by an account called @Rainmaker1973 Despite blocking him, despite repeatedly asking him to stop, which many of you have seen and despite legal advice confirming this may constitute civil harassment, and telling him this, it is still happening. THIS LEVEL OF OBSESSION AND PERSISTENCE IS LITERALLY THE DEFINITION OF STALKING. There are hundreds of instances where, from the moment he wakes up to the moment he sleeps, he posts about me directly and indirectly, making false accusations and ruminating about me This is not occasional — it is daily, obsessive, and deeply distressing. He repeatedly blames me for his own failures, account performance and visibility, even claiming the platform is being manipulated against him by me-absurd allegations He has also sent direct messages about me to people at X and to well-known individuals, making false claims. Some of these messages have been shared with me directly. the level of monitoring of me is so massive he has even said he asks AI to do analysis of me routinely This is clearly a sustained campaign. and he has shown no ability or willingness to stop. His language has escalated, framing this as a personal mission. The tone is increasingly intense and hostile, showing a heightened fixation that goes beyond normal online behaviour and at times becomes concerning. When you look at everything together the duration, the daily frequency, the focus on ME alone, and the escalation in tone — it raises serious concern about where this could lead if left unchecked. I do not know this individual, and none of us truly do. There are many real-world cases where prolonged online stalking escalates into real-life harm. I now have to take this seriously as a potential risk to my safety and consider a police report too I do not want this individual attached to me forever I have raised this with X as I am deeply unsettled and hope there is a remedy within the platform for this kind of repeated, targeted fixation. This man can’t stop on his own or he would have done so, he needs to feel a consequence of his behaviour I have extensive evidence documenting this behaviour over several years, and I will be sharing some examples below. I am not responsible for his content, his engagement, or his behaviour. Three years is far too long to endure this 1/🧵

@TheFigen_ @sciencegirl @Rainmaker1973 Of course all the parasitic accounts band together. Try posting original content.

Masimo @Rainmaker1973 enough is enough. You've been going after her for years and you've really taken a toll on her mental health. She has two kids and she's putting them through school with the money she earns from X. She's not a rich woman. I can't understand your obsession with her. Enough already — be a gentleman! If you keep messing with her, I'll keep posting about you on my page too. If your life is going to sh!t, it's your own damn fault! People who don't take responsibility for their own lives just blame others!

@ABDanielleSmith Of all your lies, this one is among the most evident.

Today, Christians in Alberta and around the world celebrate Easter, marking the resurrection of Jesus Christ and the foundation of the Christian faith. Following the reflection of Lent and Good Friday, Easter speaks to renewal, hope and the promise of new life. It reflects a belief that even in the face of loss and hardship, there is a path forward. I extend my warmest wishes to all those celebrating this important day and hope this Easter brings love and joy to you and your loved ones. Happy Easter.

Even we have to agree with this.

Liam Nissan once called the disparity of gender pay in Hollywood, “f**king disgraceful.” When asked if he would take a pay cut to help equalize pay he responded, "No, no, no, no, no. That's going too far.”

@Michael7ucci Being stupid must be really hard

Dear Citizens of Canada, In the near future you will face the unfortunate and extreme economic consequences of your leader, Mark Carney, choosing Communist China over USA. Let no one claim that your friends in America failed to warn you. It is coming because of CCP Carney.

Sharia Law is not a religion. It is a DEATH CULT and has NO PLACE in America. I will not be “politically correct” about this.

@notnotdylm Pizza pizza is older than little Cesar’s slogan.

one thing I always have loved about Canada is they'll have some local equivalent to an American thing that's just slightly off enough to be really funny. Like how they have a pizza chain called Pizza Pizza that has nothing to do with Little Caesars.

@MmisterNobody I’m sorry English is so hard for you

Wait....What? “This is the first time we’re gonna send humans to the moon, and we’re gonna have humans in low-earth orbit.”

@SecRubio Matt 6:5

Jeanette and I join our Christian brothers and sisters to reflect on the ultimate sacrifice of Jesus Christ which made a way for us to live with Him in Eternity.