Number One Bullshit

@BoltsBreakdown Vasy looked awful and Guentzel took the worst penalty ever. Not a good start.

Since 2015, the Lightning have won NINE PLAYOFF SERIES after starting with a game-one loss—they're 9-6 in that time. I'm not ready to panic; I'm not giving up. Bolts in 5. #GoBolts

@CherryKnightley @freesectionsf @CryptoTiMb3R @AlpacaAurelius I will, as soon as you put a shirt on

@Fake_Canadian_ @freesectionsf @CryptoTiMb3R @AlpacaAurelius You’ve got to get another joke dude it’s been 15 fucking years

americans in the southeast of the US have a 20 year shorter life expectancy than those elsewhere insane difference why?

@freesectionsf @CryptoTiMb3R @AlpacaAurelius That’s exactly the reason. They don’t have pronouns.

@CryptoTiMb3R @AlpacaAurelius Because it’s full of rednecks. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jefferson…

@malachimaxeyusa All that mess for $87.00

🔥🚨STEALING: Young man buys a house and starts renovations… only to discover a literal fortune hidden inside the walls that changes everything forever

@Mappy6984 That’s when he was using powdered hair. He was worried his dust was scraped off

He just can't not be a bitch

@MAGA_X_Times Zero chance Pauly Shore does Uber Eats

Pauly Shore’s career appears to have fallen on hard times, he finds himself being harassed outside of a Bristol Farms market by another “influencer” trying to provoke a response for clicks, Shore went on to say “I have moved on from the business” and “I do Uber eats on the side” I understand but despise the metric when they try to provoke a celebrity looking for a big payday, but to harangue someone that is down on their luck… Come on man.

Gator came out of nowhere 😭😭😭

@fronk_seravalli Is Frank Servalli really worthy of a parody account?

Pete DeBoer has spoken, via his LinkedIn.

@chrisalbon Calgary airport has this. Never had an easier travel experience to the US.

It is wild there is an entire US terminal in Dublin airport where you pass through US customs *before* boarding the flight to the US.

@Erik_Erlendsson Sliding down from the rafters Sunday at 5:43

Asked Jon Cooper if there was any status update on #GoBolts captain Victor Hedman and this was his answer “No, but there will be, we'll address that in the next couple days here.” #TBLightning

@WallStreetApes New York Aisles

The soda isle at the popular grocery store chain H-E-B in Texas is completely full after the state implemented new Food Stamps restrictions Now that EBT can’t be used for soda the isles are stocked and the sodas are all on sale…. Imagine that…. Just in 2025 the 3 major soda companies, Coca-Cola Co, PepsiCo Inc and the American Beverage Association spent a combined $13 billion dollars on lobbying Roughly 25% of all soda sales in America are EBT purchases

@thepiranha @KamalaHarris As bad as Trump is, she’s 1000x worse

@KamalaHarris I wish you were president right now tbh. I voted. Sadly, many were duped by Trump’s stand up comedy routine.

Here in North Carolina and around the country, gas prices are too high. This is a direct result of Donald Trump's war of choice in Iran, and the American people are paying the price.

@monkeyteacher79 @lotzof_gas @MelissaLMRogers @gsmukowich The US can annex Canada whenever they please. And absolutely nothing would be done to stop it.

@lotzof_gas @MelissaLMRogers @gsmukowich How do you plan to pay back the 357,000$ of federal debt you owe? Just print more money? If you were taxed their citizens properly way other countries do. You would be the highest taxed country in the world. Interest alone is 8500$/year.

Imagine buying a house like this is Texas, with NO state income tax, less federal tax, less sales tax and likely a much HIGHER Income 🇺🇸 Canadians are getting BIG TIME screwed

This is what happened the last time the Habs faced the Lightning in the playoffs. Seven players from our current roster were there. I hope they haven’t forgotten.

@BleedOilBlue Fuck this. Go back to stanning Stuart Skinner. It’s your trademark.

Chris Pronger says on the Ice Guardians podcast that the Oilers caught him in a moment of weakness when he signed his contract extension.

@StevenACohen2 Bring back the GM that was jacking off in his car. The team had more heart then.

Nobody likes to lose but I saw some “ green shoots tonight “. On offense, Lindor had two hits including a home run. Bichette got a double hitting it to left field as opposed to recently being right field prone. Benge got a solid hit. Soto started his running progression today. Semien hit a shot that might have been a home run on a warmer night. Finally, Nolan McLean pitched an outstanding game going 7 innings. Hang in there fans, we will turn this around !

@TBLightning Now go back to the old goal song

We’ll see you at HOME for Game One! 🎟️ tbl.co/PLtix26X

@dubyaOK @Rightanglenews You live in the UK. Worry about your paedo monarchy and Islamist PM

This sounds like abandoning the electoral college and replacing it with direct voting. Sounds like a good move if all the states follow. The electoral college is a bit dodgy. No more census shenanigens to boost a state's electoral college (see California). A simpler direct vote would be much fairer. Is this what she is doing?

BREAKING - Outrage is erupting across Virginia after Abigail Spanberger signed HB965 into law, effectively rendering Virginians’ presidential votes null and void, with the measure handing the states electoral votes to the national popular vote winner regardless of states results.

@fronk_seravalli Play them in Toronto. Their ice is definitely available

Looks like #Sabrehood fans will have to wait a little bit longer to end that playoff drought. The KeyBank Center has concerts booked on the first two days of the playoffs, per their website. The NHL is weighing all options.