Martyn Pattison

@C_TantheMan @ProudSocialist

@ProudSocialist What a piece of shit all of you are for celebrating the death of a human being.

BREAKING: Millionaire big game hunter Ernie Dosio was trampled to death by five elephants while hunting a rare antelope in central Africa. A classic case of fucking around and finding out! Go elephants! 🐘

@SpikeJordan10 @EPLBible Dewsbury-Hall waits for the contact

@EPLBible It’s not a foul, so a pen and red would be a little harsh I’d say

Everton fans are fuming that this wasn’t given as a red card and a penalty with no attempt to play the ball ❌ Right or wrong? 🤔

@GaryElliott79 @HenryJackson87 I’d sell him this summer- for me it just feels he’s saving himself for the WC with Argentina.

@HenryJackson87 I remember his first season played wolves away 12:30 after an international break … he was horrific after returning from Argentina and got hooked at half time I think He’s like that every game this season

I love Alexis Mac Allister, he’s been brilliant for Liverpool, but I’ve gone into almost every game this season thinking “we’ll be better off if Mac Allister doesn’t start.” Doesn’t solve everything, but his lack of legs is such a big problem. So don’t start him tomorrow.

@TheCleanCarClub 4100

What is the total?

@SkySportsNews Not with you in charge though fella - shut the door on your way out.

"The future looks very bright for this team" ⭐️ Liverpool head coach Arne Slot reflects on his side's performance in their 4-0 aggregate defeat to PSG 🗣️

@Lord_Sugar @sweet_nector1 My shins feel uneasy just looking at this picture

@sweet_nector1 Bike pedals

Does anybody have any idea what this is used for?

@TheMickWeston @JonnyRoot_ Jonny boy is a ‘media personality’ apparently- definitely stirring the pot

@JonnyRoot_ Wildly arrogant? Guy’s pissed off. How are you interpreting this as arrogant? Tell me you’re shit stirring.

This statement from Rory McIlroy after blowing a historic 6-shot lead, comes across as wildly arrogant & has a mentality of “one Masters championship is enough for me” Tiger Woods would never answer a question like this.

@BBCMOTD @BBCSport Won’t be dry now with all those tears…..

Viktor Gyokeres says a dry pitch "didn't help" Arsenal with their chances today ⚽️❌

Start your weekend with the greatest header of all-time! Diego Maradona vs England (1986)

@HenryJackson87 @nik8000 Gerrard and Salah should be nailed on in everyone’s - I’d add Allison and Klopp to complete mine

@nik8000 2000-2026!

Kenny, Stevie, Paisley, Callaghan

@wokingfc @NL_Enterprise Stevie Wonder must’ve been doing the counting, no way that was 3.5k

Today's Laithwaite Community Stadium attendance is 3,517. Thank you for your support! @NL_Enterprise

Asking for a friend………how old is too old to get an album and start collecting?

@SpikeJordan10 Agreed sir, I’d definitely have him in for his experience

I’m putting it out there, Harry Maguire has to be in the World Cup Squad. Might not be the most naturally talented but his commitment and desire shines above most of his competition.

@KevanBrown05 @cardinal_tales The most beautifully wind assisted goals you’ll ever see.

@cardinal_tales Two goals …… who would have thought! 😀

On this day, March 30th 1994: Billingham Synphonia 1 Woking 2, F.A Trophy 4th Round Replay, two goals from Kevan Brown. Billingham Synphonia are the only club Woking have played who’re named after an agricultural fertilizer, it’s sad to see their demise💚

@Adrian_Corbett @wokingfc Very interesting- it’s his first role but everyone has to start somewhere and who knows it could work well. Well connected, well respected so could be good loans etc

@wokingfc Mmm, interesting.

Woking Football Club is pleased to confirm the appointment of Jermain Defoe as the club’s new Manager. ♦️

Defender Piero Hincapie leaves the Ecuador camp and becomes the NINTH Arsenal player to withdraw from their international squad 👀🔴

@BBCMOTD Not a fan, don’t like badge being central

What do you make of England's new kit? 🔴

@TheAnfieldWrap His first goal vs Roma in the semifinal in 2018

What’s your favourite Mo moment? 🇪🇬👇

@ChubbyTrekka Nadi in Fiji

Where would you never go back to?

@SpikeJordan10 They’re really not at all that, not surprised by today at all - they don’t turn up in the really big games.

How bad have Arsenal been today! Didn’t see that coming, so poor