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@sardonicsqueak Wow that’s awesome haha

@Firezinger12 beijing buffet!!

i ate 50 crawfish in one sitting yesterday.

@sardonicsqueak We should have a boil

so i’m going to get really jnto crawfish

@alphafox Wait but the food pyramid said we need 14 servings of bread everyday

Woman breaks down after seeing how much food she actually eats every day: 🤢

@nbcsnl 🚡🟧

🚡 and ❤️ talk about emoji rankings at the desk

@Cybertruck0001 @cybertruck Should have got a Bronco.

Ok @cybertruck arm chair quarterbacks. This driveway is very very steep, extremely icy and we were in the middle of getting 16” of snow. Only thing that managed to get up this driveway was an excavator with chains and a snow thrower. #bigsky

@RealQueenBee__ There’s no Joshua Trees in Iran.

HAPPENING; For the 1st time ever, Isreal used a Secret Advanced Technology to create an artificial 4.3 magnitude earthquake. It struck Iran’s Gerash region in Fars Province, at 10 km depth destroying Iran's underground Nuclear and Missile Bunker.

@nocontextmemes Turns out the Bible was just a marketing tool to get people to eat the new and improved leavened bread

@silasxmercer @pvtjokerus Yeah and then I went there for this storm and all the resorts were closed as well as all the roads out of there. Looks fun on video, doesn’t compute in real life.

@pvtjokerus Lake Tahoe in winter is genuinely one of those places that makes you question why you live anywhere else. That kind of snow and that kind of water in the same place is not fair to other states.

Lake Tahoe. Ho-lee sht.

@WXAlexOBrien Is this the one in Eden, Utah?

After 53 inches of snow this week at Wolf Creek Ski Area, skiiers and snowboarders are swimming in it today! My question is... how the heck did you get up there?

@cherokeeowl Seat Geek did the same to me

A couple bought Coldplay tickets on StubHub a full year in advance, planned the trip, and flew all the way to Miami—only to arrive and discover they never actually had tickets. 😳 They contacted StubHub immediately, expecting help, replacements, something… but got no tickets and no real support, leaving them stranded outside the venue after spending money on flights, hotels, and time off. What should they do now? What recourse do they really have when a resale platform drops the ball this badly?

@sardonicsqueak My thoughts exactly. The less time in that tiny uncomfortable seat the better

i don’t understand pre boarding unless you’re like disabled or something. why would you want to be on the plane any longer than you have to be???

@PopCrave Because she was evil?

Disneyland's viral Evil Queen confirmed in an interview with PEOPLE that she was let go after 8 years.

@yishan We getting the Microsoft Word mascot again?

Y'all know that the RAM prices skyrocketing is the first sign of the paperclipping, right?

@WickyDubs2 In the name of “National Security”. Doesn’t make any sense because you can’t fly them around airports, cities, government locations, etc anyways. They comply with geofencing. They are worried about China getting awesome footage of the forest and backcountry?

DJI Drones officially banned in the United States.

@Rainwontmiss Simply Orange juice high pulp

I dare you to mention a 10/10 non alcoholic drink

@mollie_don It’s a highway lol try some of the off road trails off of it like Black Bears Pass

Would you drive the Million Dollar Highway in Colorado? 😱🏔️ I’ve been to Pikes Peak—terrifying enough!. Those drop-offs look insane… Yay or nay? 👇🏼

@FearedBuck And now he’s going to be one of the most famous men in the Mormon church, funny how that happens.

The Outdoor Boys explains why he retired from his YouTube channel “I want to be able to go out in public & eat dinner with my wife at a restaurant & not have it cause problems, I want to be able to go to my kids school event & not have it be a distraction”

@CaseyBHead Is that near Winchestertonfieldville?

You could move to Aplington, Iowa and get a job at the post office making $25 an hour to start, meet a nice girl at the First Reformed Church and take her on a date to Stinky's Bar and Grill, and get married and raise up seven children in this house but you will not do it.

@itsqail It’s 72% hot man what’s not to get?

Americans are funny man “it’s 72 degrees outside” bro I don’t speak oven