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@mattletiss7 "what's he tweeted this time kammy" "I don't know Jeff , something about car crashes being contagious "

@SandyofSuffolk @mathewadamplays @0xpers3phern @GlenSmith174927 You're averaging 62 tweets per day for 5 and half years non stop. Take out 8 hours for sleep that works out that you've tweeted 4 times per hour every hour for 19,710 days consecutively...I think you may have a spare time issue

@mathewadamplays @0xpers3phern @GlenSmith174927 Work harder pleb. Then you won't have so much spare time to whine on here. 🤣

My daughter owns her own house in West Sussex. My two stepdaughters own their own houses in Cornwall. My eldest grandson is buying his own house, on his own, in Lancashire. My eldest granddaughter is buying her own flat, on her own, in East Sussex. Because they have a work ethic and aren't spendthrifts.

@PatMcAfeeShow @RandyOrton Didn't we already do the "saving pro wrestling" gimmick with Cena and Cody last year. Genuinely atrocious writing

This Wrestling Specimen will be the most important person in the history of the business when the story is told 100 yrs from now @RandyOrton WILL SAVE THE BUSINESS for future generations at WrestleMania Come watch the monumentally HISTORIC match for future centuries LIVE IN VEGAS ~> ticketmaster.com/wwe-wrestleman… Because WHEN RANDY ORTON IS AROUND.. tickets should not be available

@HannahHope_ @jet2tweets Works for the sun doesn't like misrepresentation of information Ironic

I feel incredibly duped and swindled by @jet2tweets booked this hotel for its infinity pool only to discover that we don't have access to it. The website didn't make it clear when booking - false advertising

@Muhammed2755643 @AnfieldSector Carragher said Salah the 2nd best foreign player in the PL behind Henry.

"He's up there with Thierry Henry as one of the best the Premier League has ever seen." John Barnes. A Liverpool legend. Comparing Mohamed Salah to the greatest Premier League forwards in history. 9 years. One of the best ever. Not just at Liverpool. In the entire history of PL football. 👑🔴❤️

John Barnes on Mohamed Salah: “He’s been incredible hasn’t he in the last 10 years. He’s been one of the best players Liverpool have ever had in the Premier League! He’s up there with Thierry Henry and whoever you want to mention as one of the best the Premier League has ever seen… he has been an incredible footballer for Liverpool. One of the best ever.” [@talkSPORT]

@martynziegler We won't be in uefa competition next year so shouldnt be an issue

Newcastle United at risk of hefty fine for UEFA financial rules breach - UEFA won't accept £133m 'profit' from selling stadium to sister company. thetimes.com/sport/football…

@AVFCCharlie Villa wouldn't have signed emi if leno didn't get injured by maupay

If Glen Whelan didn’t miss a penalty in the 96th minute of a Championship game versus Preston North End There’s a very good chance Lionel Messi would never have won a World Cup

According to lukes theory, if we lose the next 7 and finish 15th but the fans in the stadium still cheer then the board will stick with Eddie

@LukeEdwardsTele @Im_RobM the fans in the stadium will turn if he doesn't get results, if he loses 4 of the 7 and we don't get europe the fans won't be happy. The fans will turn based on results. Are you saying if we lose every game and he still gets cheered the board won't act ?

@Im_RobM You have to be pretty thick Rob to not understand, if the fans turn on him inside the stadium over the next seven games he’ll be off. Then again, wouldn’t be the first time for you x

Thankfully I don't think anyone on here is thick enough to watch that interview with David Hopkinson and believe that Eddie Howe's #NUFC future will be determined by the fanbase.

@MrCDraws @spectator Wow, an entertainer using a stage name, what a scandal

@spectator The blokes name isn’t even Romesh. It’s Johnathan. He goes by Romesh because he knows as well as we do the only reason he gets work is because he’s a minority.

I giggled for the first time at Ranganathan and Frankie Boyle when their dire shows were binned by the BBC; as Patrick West wrote here at the time: ‘Satire should lampoon those who rule. Except BBC satire has for years shirked this duty. It no longer challenges the establishment – in academia, the civil service, the unelected House of Lords, the BBC itself. It’s instead been a staple of BBC satire to punch down, to mock and deride the conservative, middle-class, Brexit-inclined middle-Englander. Audiences have themselves become bored of the BBC’s repetitious, relentless belittling of ordinary Britons at the behest of a smug, self-satisfied elite.’ ✍️ Julie Burchill Article | spectator.com/article/why-mo…

@afclucyyy 8 players leave, 5 are arsenal players All players who have left are named Why are people so thick

Naming all the Arsenal players because agenda gotta agend

@glennebrey @FootballCliches Thats more partridge than anything coogan has written

@FootballCliches If you don’t read this bit out, word for word, I’m never listening to the podcast again…

Tuesday's Clichés episode will be me, alone, reading out Oliver Brown's absolutely deranged interview with Richard Keys, word for word.

@Bricky2023 @GBNEWS @GoodwinMJ @andytwelves You really can't comment on a clip where they debate English language and spell "piece" incorrectly in your first sentence. It makes you look a bit silly

@GBNEWS @GoodwinMJ @andytwelves Andy Twelves used arguments off a pice of paper because by his own admission he is no academic. If you are going to step into an academic arena then in future have an academic to argue the points. Also GB News don’t have an anti Reform and FAILED Conservative MP chairing.

'That is a fact.' 'It's an opinion!' @GoodwinMJ and @andytwelves continue their debate on statistics used in Matt Goodwin's latest book about the language spoken by young people in the UK.

@El_Cunto76 @cjhhhh21 Big clubs in better positions than man united aren't in for him. If he's got the choice to play for us or Manchester united in the champions league and probably add 100k a week to is wage it's unfortunately a no brainer

@cjhhhh21 There are big clubs out there in better positions than them, they’ve been a circus ever since Ferguson left & it’s only a matter of time before they implode again, I wouldn’t be choosing there if I had a pick of big clubs.

I hate Man Utd as much as anyone but I can't believe people are questioning why Tonali would want to go there, a miles bigger club than us, CL football, building a class team slowly but surely and bigger wages, let's not be stupid now

@KrissNufc83 He's one of the best midfielders in Europe. Regardless of his ban, players like him only sign if we play in Europe, which we don't look like doing. We will lose players every season unless we consistently get Europe

Paid him tens of thousands a week for 10 months while he sat in his arse. That’s the loyalty you get. Close the door on your way out.

@DeanJamesAFC This is pure nonsense, same stuff gets regurgitated every few months Even if it were true , city will appeal which will take years, they'll also likely win the appeal , so nothing will happen other than a fine and maybe a transfer ban

It’s being reported that Man City could be deducted 60pts. No official confirmation yet but it is expected before the end of the season. If it does happen now they’ll end up last in the league and face relegation. I personally hope it doesn’t happen until next season if that ends up being the outcome.

@NUFCMurph Yes, lots of clubs. Whenever there is good players in underperforming clubs then they usually get linked with moves away. Also if the players agent (isak and Sandro) start touting their players round then it will get headlines. Happens with every club

Genuine question, has there ever been another football club who's players are so relentlessly linked with transfers away every single season, even if the window isn't open?

@bazza080808 Would you care to link the article or press release or direct quote from anyone close to this to validate it. Or are you happy just spreading Facebook rumours for a bit of clout ?

@EssexPR You're using a betting website to get your news. As mentioned before, as dangerously thick individual

So, Trump was telling the truth… why did Iran initially lie? And why did the lefties in the media believe a murderous regime in Iran over Trump ?

@antmiddleton Were you in the special forces or special needs ?

Common sense from Hollywood! Rest assured Keanu that you are fully supported and backed by the vast majority. You are on the right side of history! Time to revert to making real, gritty and authentic film and TV. People will look back at this woke era and realise how psychologically brainwashed, weak and controlled they were! The tables are not just turning, they’re being flipped! 💪🏼👊🏼

@GeordieKermit9 That's irrelevant to my point. Is it not fair to be unhappy at where we are in the table, and the performances we've put in v Sunderland and Barcelona ? It's a simple question are we allowed to be unhappy at being 12th. What man united did in the 80s has no relevance

@FplToon Should Man Utd have sacked Alex Ferguson for winning nowt in 3 years and finishing 11th?

All you #Howeout mongs will have to keep whining for a long time yet He is going nowhere Up the Mags #NUFC