Rock_Chucker
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Your childhood wasn't complete unless you were chased by a dog...
or a goat...or even worse, a chicken.
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You’re all making fun of this guy but he’s totally innocent. I just read the police report and there were no fingerprints found at the crime scene.
Collin Rugg@CollinRugg
NEW: Quadruple amputee professional cornhole player accused of murdering someone before driving off in his Tesla. Dayton Webber, 27, who has no arms & legs and was featured on ESPN, is accused of shooting 27-year-old Bradrick Michael Wells during an argument. "Police say Webber was in his Tesla SUV when he shot Wells in the passenger seat," a local report from Fox 5 said. "He then pulled over and asked two backseat passengers to help pull Wells out of the car. They refused and got out of the car before calling the police." Webber then allegedly drove off with Wells' body in the car. It's completely unclear how Webber was able to fire a weapon, considering he doesn't have fingers. "It’s early in the investigation, but there’s no evidence to suggest anyone else was involved in the shooting and that he acted alone," said Diane Richardson, Charles County Sheriff's Office. Webber faces first and second-degree murder charges. Video: ESPN
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@workswithseed @RichOToole Gov't has never made anything better.
Ever.
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What about free healthcare first?
Kalshi@Kalshi
JUST IN: NASA announces $20 billion plan to build permanent moon base
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Big news on National Agriculture Day!
The USDA launched a new “Product of USA” voluntary label standard, meaning meat must now be born, raised, harvested, AND processed in America to carry the label. That’s a real definition, and it matters.
But our work isn’t done yet.
Consumers deserve to know where their food comes from without having to hunt for a special label. That’s why we will continue to push for mandatory Country of Origin Labeling (COOL), because transparency shouldn’t be optional. Right now, foreign meat can still hit your grocery store shelves with zero disclosure required.
Today is a step forward. But the work isn’t done.
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Democrats are so adept at wasting taxpayer money. It's astounding!
Libs of TikTok@libsoftiktok
Maryland Democrats are trying to pass a bill that would FORCE all public buildings to provide tampons in MEN's bathrooms. Newsflash: Men DO NOT use tampons.
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I grew up calling it “eye-ran” - Trump says it the same way
Libs and foreigners call it “eeh-ron.”
Which do you prefer?
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@giveashitnature Sounds great (and potentially expensive), but native grasses and weeds will find a way to overshadow and choke out the desired flora.
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Every single mile of highway and interstate median should be planted with native wildflowers to feed pollinators and birds. No more mowing grass.
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Plain truth.
x.com/CynicalPublius…
Cynical Publius@CynicalPublius
I had an amazing employer-provided PPO that cost me next to nothing. You stole it. You stole my doctor. My brother just died of cancer. He had no health insurance because he could not afford your premiums. It was cheaper to take the tax hit. You are a disgusting, fetid liar who did more to harm America's health than anything since tuberculosis.
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Huge fire from Valero refinery in Port Arthur, Texas
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I don’t like cheese on a taco. It over powers the flavor.
ATX Kodak@rtruth901
@RichOToole The options are endless. So many ways to make an elite one. My chuck roast tacos pictured
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@MaryTilesTexas @DD_Geopolitics @PeteNice1976 DEI or just bad luck?
Y'all can keep the Houston area to yourselves, just leave me the Kemah resteraunts.
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@DD_Geopolitics @PeteNice1976 This happens a lot here in Texas
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🇺🇸 HUGE EXPLOSION followed by multiple fires at the Valero oil refinery in Port Arthur, Texas, USA.
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@RichOToole Depending on venue, I'd guess around 1 Benjamin, plus gratuity.
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@TRHLofficial Might be close if you only sampled the white women.
Marry a redhead, and reap the whirlwind.
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Boys should know how to grocery shop.
$150 budget. Family of four. Don’t miss nothing.
And yeah… if you don’t know what she meant on that list, you better call your wife 😂
(All wives are different — don’t take it personal)
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@RichOToole 6,7,8.
Bucee's has fantastic bathrooms.
Sometimes, cheap gas.
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@miles_commodore Try it in Foghorn Leghorn timbre.
Keep a much lower voice.
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My wife and I got into an argument last night, I tried talking over her yelling
RECLAIMIMG MY TIME RECLAIMING MY TIME
That’s how Congress does it, right?
To the married guys reading this, I don’t recommend that approach.
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@FAFOFarmsTX @UrbanhomesteadX I seldom got my chickens to grow.
I think I planted the eggs upside-down.
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Awesome account & friend of the farm is @UrbanhomesteadX. Started out much like us, but accomplished WAY more. A backyard "homestead" of garden beds & chickens in the city. He's now building out an entire farm. An inspiration to grow where you're planted. 🌿🐓✨️
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I will only eat Tamales that are sold out the back of a car trunk.
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