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KristinIs
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KristinIs
@FucksAndFire
Only here when I don't want to be anywhere @TakeANatureHike
Florida, USA เข้าร่วม Aralık 2020
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@AnalRailGun If I don't poop 3x the first 3 hours I'm awake, my day is ruined.
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My brain: let's poop twice before 1000, 'tis a great idea, methinks
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Introduce yourself AS what almost killed you...
Hey hi hello I am the all consuming darkness.
And water. Calm water.
Oh and a fat crackhead. A fucking newb, embarrassing.
Libertarian Pastafarian@Libertarian_Pas
Introduce yourself AS what almost killed you... Hi, I'm an inattentive driver that left turns in front of a motorcycle at an intersection
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KristinIs รีทวีตแล้ว
@actionxander The kids wanted me to tell you THAT IS SOO COOL! (they may or may not have caught me jelly crying about it lol) Very proud of you and happy for you livin the dream!
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I've been asked to hold off on the official announcement until after we film this specific segment of our crocodile documentary, but I am allowed to share footage and behind-the-scenes content soon!
Xplorist is about to join the company of PBS and Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom. That's all I can say for now 🤠
XANDER GEOGRAPHIC 🏕️@actionxander
Just got amazing news via text message. I can't share it just yet but it's been something we've been working on for almost a year now and it's going to put our crocodile documentary over the top. Official announcement soon. God is great 🙏🏼
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Never gave a damn. Me in the 90s
Polymarket@Polymarket
BREAKING: Health officials warn that dinosaur chicken nuggets sold at Walmart may contain high levels of lead.
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I get so mad at my fucking body all the time, like i cant train my spine and it makes me so upset, mid workout i just want to jump off a fucking cliff cuz its impossible to correct without surgery
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KristinIs รีทวีตแล้ว
I knew the day was coming for these, more holes everyday. Today was the day for that fateful rip along the butt pocket, the so thin denim fabric just splaying. 😥 Fs in the chat for a good one👖
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