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@Emilyaustin You used to run a mile in 6 minutes. One time you even managed a 5:30. 30 years later you're a fat slob who hasn't moved from the couch in ages. Why does running now feel like a massive, complicated mission?

Not trying to be conspiratorial at all, but I’m genuinely confused… if we already landed on the moon decades ago, why does going back now feel like such a massive, complicated mission? 🤔

@TaneishaJane He used that example to make a point, he didn't draw a direct comparison. "But the example is bad" is reddit-grade deflection, he was extremely clear in what he meant.

The worst Tekken take I've ever heard is comparing the developers' actions to racism. That's insane and shows SuperAkouma should take a break from the game and find another hobby. I understand stating your opinion, but that's ridiculous.

@IraninSA And look where you are now. Shooting your own people in the streets. Whole lotta good that cylinder did you.

Stone Age? At a time when you were still in caves searching for fire, we were inscribing human rights on the Cyrus Cylinder. We endured the storm of Alexander and the Mongol invasions and remained; because Iran is not just a country, it is a civilization.

@digijordan @PeteHegseth He's the SecDef. He's talking about sending Iran's military back to the stone age.

@PeteHegseth Thought we were there to help the Iranian people?

Back to the Stone Age.

@AryaTayebi you misspelled slop era

Tekken 1, 2: primordial ooze Tekken 3, Tag, 5: classic era Tekken 4: outlier Tekken 6, Tag 2, 7: modern era Tekken 8: eSports era Thoughts?

@Erfanmusic @PiersUncensored @piersmorgan @AnaKasparian @gghamari @elicalebon @aaronjmate @MustafaBarghou1 There's $ in stirring drama and acting unhinged. Simple as that. It's the entire reason this clownshow even exists, and why people like Kelly and Owens lost the plot.

I don’t know what’s happened to Ana Kasparian in the past few years, but she’s turned into an absolute maniac — barking and screaming at everyone like a rabid dog, accusing them of supporting the killing of children. Yet she casually denies or laughs off the slaughter of over 30,000 Iranians by the regime, acting like 20,000, 10,000, or even 5,000 dead is no big deal. Not once has she uttered a word against the Islamic Republic for massacring thousands of its own people. I don’t know if the young Turks are on meds or off their meds, but they spiral out of control and behave the same way on every show.

"There was no evidence that 30,000 people were killed - show me the evidence!" Now Uncensored on Israel-Iran just dropped👇 📺 youtu.be/n2wFe1FmeRI @piersmorgan | @AnaKasparian | @gghamari | @elicalebon | @aaronjmate | @MustafaBarghou1

@nathans_codes_2 @QuincyNyan @_turcid PCs are based off calculators, so keyboard numpads have 1 at the bottom and 9 at the top. Tablets are based off phones, so their keypads have 1 at the top and 9 at the bottom. It's 3939. Launch pad 39.

@QuincyNyan @_turcid that's not usually how numpads are oriented though...

astronaut types most secure pin known to man, asked to leave space agency

@michaeljknowles @NASA Never in my life did I expect Michael Knowles to use a pregnant man emoji

tfw @NASA brings you an Artemis-themed Krispy Kreme but it’s still Lent 😔 🚫🫃🏻

@TekkenTetsu I feel like this game doesn't have enough (if any) checks that make natural strings auto realign if the first hit lands..

Hashtag Tekken Eight Underscore Report

@drpezeshkian Lol imagine thinking this sort of baseless propaganda would work on anyone other than the brainwashed masses over which you "preside"

To the people of the United States of America

@MEKNI_TEKKEN Asuka and Feng were next to each other given their T5 connection, in T8 they're diametrically opposed.

The newly introduced characters are generally at the top center Let me know some connections I missed for the T8 roster

I tried to understand the placements of the Tekken characters in the selection screen, I looked at older games and found some patterns I think I missed some connections tho but here's what I found in detail:

@SEGA @Teloru_ et merde tu vas devoir refaire ta couleur 😂

We’re excited to announce that we’re making our SEGA logo 3% more blue. We hope you enjoy this upgrade. Please take a moment to familiarise yourself with the new look.

@zriboua even

Quick reaction: no

@SYS_04_ @NewsWire_US GTA VI isn't out yet so no.

@NewsWire_US Could something be about to happen…

UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer is set to address the nation this morning, becoming the third leader to do so today, alongside Donald Trump and Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese.

@shadowbusterdi @DanielleBr41949 @Riley_Gaines_ She's talking about her tits, not her child.

@DanielleBr41949 @Riley_Gaines_ What's your point? People do adopt and for some that's the only way they can be mothers.

Do you know how much of a raging narcissist you have to be to say "let's check in on your boobs in a year and see if you still want more kids" ???

@Riley_Gaines_ Whitney is just cracking jokes, I'd be more concerned about the rest of that "panel"..

Hot take (not really): Tekken 8 is the best Tekken ever made and it’s not even close. The amount of special effects is INSANE, finally a game that truly respects the viewer experience. If you can’t see what’s happening, that’s on you. Skill issue. Same for stepping btw, you can step everything just like TAG2. People just don’t know how to play. Also the customization? Peak. The budget for outfits alone clears the entire franchise. Drip > balancing. FGC is only complaining because their main doesn’t have Clive-level fireworks. Let’s be honest, you’re not mad about the game… you’re just jealous. And yeah some moves are “long” but have you considered that some characters just have long legs? Exactly. Story mode? Angel Jin? Absolute cinema. Felt like watching Saint Seiya again. No notes. Jun is my queen, best shoes in the game, light beams, elegance. But honestly her MIARE stance could be way stronger. Give it full 360° tracking like Clive’s HEAT SMASH. Right now it’s barely scratching the surface. Also the online? Flawless. Honestly feels even better than Tag 2, Tekken 7 Season 5 AND Tekken 6 PS3 netcode combined. Only thing missing is a magical girl DLC pack. Maybe add Dante and Leon too while we’re at it. Imagine Leon doing tag combos with Victor on screen, switching weapons mid-string. And Dante linking combos with Vergil like it’s Marvel vs Capcom 3. That’s real depth. And if they add Tekken Force + Devil Within mode? Easy 11/10. But yeah, flawless game overall. Best Tekken in history. Easily.

@CanadaFP Are you saying Palestinians are murderers? That's awfully racist of you.

Canada joins its partners in expressing concern about the death penalty law passed by the Israeli Knesset that, in practice, systematically targets Palestinians.

@michaeljknowles 99% of media coverage will be about whatever Trump has to say in his address, sucks for NASA ( :

What are you most excited for tomorrow? “Flying around the moon for the first time ______!”

@blackheart59_ *gow music* and NOT ONLY NOT ONNNNNLY did it bring the ABOMINATION known as Anna Williams It ruined the competitive integrity of the game CAZZO CAZZO PUTANA

1 year ago, Tekken 8 season 2 released.