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Samantha Greene

@GreeneGirlSam

Fluent in sarcasm, bad decisions, and looking way too good while doing both. Single, but only because I refuse to lower my standards (or my bar tab). 💋❤️‍🔥

Baltimore, MD เข้าร่วม Mart 2025
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Samantha Greene
Samantha Greene@GreeneGirlSam·
This is fun!! 🩷
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Buzz Patterson
Buzz Patterson@BuzzPatterson·
Katie Porter, in case you’ve forgotten.
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Optimus@TeslaAIBot·
@bluesky You can colonize deez nuts
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Steve Ferguson
Steve Ferguson@lsferguson·
Has anyone here ever met a White supremacist?
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Fox News
Fox News@FoxNews·
BREAKING: Justice Department announces it's readopting the firing squad as a means of execution
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Julissa@omgjulissaa·
What does pussy taste like?
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Keith Olbermann
Keith Olbermann@KeithOlbermann·
Once again: if you are attending tomorrow's Correspondents Dinner and you are not planning to actively protest the presence of Trump and his henchmen and yet you claim to be a journalist and a patriotic American.. You are neither a journalist nor an American STAND FOR SOMETHING
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Nigel Farage MP
Nigel Farage MP@Nigel_Farage·
The Falklands are and will always be British. 🇬🇧
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Samantha Greene
Samantha Greene@GreeneGirlSam·
Well, if you recall the story of The Boy Who Cried Wolf, there might be, but this news about the corruption and fakery certainly makes it easier to scrutinize their existence. And dude, if you actually thought those marching dipshits in their brand new khakis were anything other than paid performers, you’re daft.
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Samantha Greene
Samantha Greene@GreeneGirlSam·
@piersmorgan You know we’ve been practicing for the last 250 years. You sure you want to pull up? 😂
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Piers Morgan
Piers Morgan@piersmorgan·
If President Trump wants to take the Falkland Islands away from Britain, then we must reclaim the United States. Perfect way to celebrate the 250th anniversary of American Independence. King Charles can announce it to Congress next week.
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🫦HANNA🫦
🫦HANNA🫦@VoidKissss·
Would you take a big-chested girl on a rooftop date?
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Tom Cotton
Tom Cotton@SenTomCotton·
Marijuana today is much more potent than just ten or twenty years ago, leading to increased psychosis, anti-social behavior, and fatal car crashes. Arkansans don’t want more dangerous drugs obtained more easily. A change to marijuana’s drug classification is a step in the wrong direction.
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Kamala Harris
Kamala Harris@KamalaHarris·
Donald Trump and Republicans have tried to rig the 2026 midterms. Today in Virginia, voters sent them a clear message: The power is with the people.
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Mary L Trump
Mary L Trump@MaryLTrump·
Donald's DOJ is now going after the Southern Poverty Law Center, an organization dedicated to taking down white supremacist groups like the KKK. That's how bad it is.
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