HeavySkinz

twitter is basically r/worldpolitics now

@eternaltxts If you buy a house, get two inspections

I’m 21. Give me oddly specific life tips. No general ”surround yourself with positive people” tips. I want the most random, specific advice possible.

@BTCBreadMan You're paying $1 for the bottle

A gallon of gas costs $4.00. A 20oz bottle of water at the has station costs $2.50. Water is 4 times more expensive than gas on a per gallon basis. But everybody is complaining about gas prices because they’re fucking retarded.

@otokyo__ Heat

What's missing 🤔

Ketchup isn’t an option, what are you putting on these eggs?

Recipes be like "18 chicken thighs, 5 lbs broth, 6 onions and one bay leaf"

@BraddrofliT Entertainment, Inquisition and genetics

What are the 3 branches of government? WRONG answers only please.

Damn did they dial back Claude's usage or is it just me?

@Acyn Top of the line columns, not the ones you get at dollar general

Trump: This is a view of the columns as they are going to be made. They're going to be hand-carved and they're beautiful. Top of the line. They'll be corinthian, which is considered the best, most beautiful by far.

@Rothmus What traffic law did he break?

@chefsevenn eggs

What tastes good with mustard but you can't say a hotdog🌭

@LauraLoomer no sometimes they just cry forever just because it's wednesday

Is there anything worse than a crying baby on a plane? I wish parents would control their children. It’s so disruptive. I refuse to believe a baby cries for 10 hours. At some point this is just bad parenting, right?

JUST IN: Humanoid robots are reportedly now being deployed to the frontlines of the Ukraine war.

@DeItaone They've been out of production for 25+ years. lol this is going to be expensive as hell

TRUMP: ORDERED 25 NEW B2 BOMBERS

@1ssve Let me know what you find

How do you professionally say, “figure it out yourself” in corporate?

@Acyn Vibe bombing

Leavitt: The president had a feeling, again, based on fact, that Iran was going to strike the US.

@RampCapitalLLC Brother is the answer

Claude, build me a printer that actually works. Make no mistakes.

Steven Seagal.

LEEEEEEROYYYYYYY JENKINNNNNNS

@RampCapitalLLC you'll have to file your tarriffs every April

Did he just say tariffs will replace income tax?

@FirstSquawk They are all enrolled in the jelly of the month club

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