Petri

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Petri

Petri

@HeyImPetrified

Pronounced (pet-tree). I am not a piece of laboratory equipment.

Texas, USA เข้าร่วม Mart 2024
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Petri
Petri@HeyImPetrified·
@coleteau A little bit of chicken gator. Cold beer on a Friday night 🎶
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nicole@coleteau·
not enough songs about alligators
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Petri@HeyImPetrified·
@LibertyLudens @SydSteyerhart Do you know where the post-author material can be found? I’m sure he had to have left behind an idea where it was going
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Lazarus Long
Lazarus Long@LibertyLudens·
@SydSteyerhart I love it to the very end. Though haven’t touch post author death stuff yet That said golden age is the beating heart of the story yes
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Petri@HeyImPetrified·
@wind_chim @TPatbat Why spend $5 on a pizza cutter when I have a giant butcher knife
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冷凍芭蕉
冷凍芭蕉@TPatbat·
Timeline synchronicity
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Isabelle Ross
Isabelle Ross@isabeller0ss·
I need a pickleball partner for later it’s too nice outside today
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Petri@HeyImPetrified·
Add one more back injury to the list. Deadlifting, bjj, golf, and now from volleyball
GIF
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Petri@HeyImPetrified·
@pilateswife Hey PW has returned. Just like the UFOs
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Petri@HeyImPetrified·
@oohhkaayyyy It’s just when the pitcher makes a lil oops-a-daisy
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⤷ kayˎˊ˗
⤷ kayˎˊ˗@oohhkaayyyy·
for every balk call that ever happens i just... accept it. bc idk wtf makes it a balk and i never will
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Hannah Thorn
Hannah Thorn@MissThorn_·
I dont smoke but I'm traumatized enough to recognized a marlboro red when I catch a whiff of it
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amrutha 🦋
amrutha 🦋@amruthapotnuru·
I’ve always exchanged “I love you”s before becoming official with someone (5 times) am I weird
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Petri@HeyImPetrified·
Tool is one of those bands that is so good you’re okay accepting the aura loss that comes with being a fan
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Petri@HeyImPetrified·
@loudnutter My mind is sick and twisted like the Joker. Would you throw it back for the Joker?
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zoe
zoe@loudnutter·
i’m gonna Fuck oomf
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Petri@HeyImPetrified·
@usfcardsfan He mentioned the awkwardness in the group chat tho
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I@usfcardsfan·
guy i thought i fumbled because i felt like i was super awkward on facetime just texted me #wearesoup
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E D. Awg@Emawnish·
redbull is quite easily the worst energy drink there is
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fishy and chips
fishy and chips@FATFUCKINGCHUD1·
ChatGPT has to be AI
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courtney
courtney@elliottsmjth·
what i’ve been listening to lately + me 🍻
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Petri@HeyImPetrified·
@usfcardsfan I didn’t think people checked how long those typing bubbles are up. Bad news for me
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I@usfcardsfan·
asked this guy if he goes to the gym and now he’s been typing for 5 minutes. have a feeling it’s either going to be a full workout split or the reasons why he doesn’t.
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Petri
Petri@HeyImPetrified·
@elbuckner Too many games, too many injuries, too many teams with no shot to win it all
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