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Hisstopher 🐍💤

@HissHitbox

Seabee Veteran 🇺🇸 ⌇ RT a lot ⌇ I mostly crack jokes in replies ⌇ Guns/Military stuff/Art/Anime. Ancient, no minors. Don't take what I say too seriously.

Laying Eggs in your ears เข้าร่วม Ağustos 2025
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Hisstopher 🐍💤
Hisstopher 🐍💤@HissHitbox·
Feeling weary Xitter scroller? Stop rest here watch snek dance for you but tell no one what you saw
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Hisstopher 🐍💤@HissHitbox·
@Arrogance_0024 That argument would mean something if "No man left behind" hadn't been a thing for a long time. Wanna learn about "No greater friend no worse enemy"?
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Guys will literally be complete losers but say "hey, we behaved like heroes, you can't understand that".
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Hisstopher 🐍💤@HissHitbox·
@MoFoxxies Man I miss Easter Egg hunts being a kid, the adults always found the most clever ways to distract us when they hid them.
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MoFoxxies@MoFoxxies·
Happy Easter everyone! Preparing lots of food but we already did our egg hunt and big Easter basket for the lil guy who is currently enjoying a bubble gun 🔫
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占展望(せんてんぼう)
クッソ高い特殊作戦専用機を2機失ってでも航空機搭乗員1名を救出するのを厭わないのは如何にもアメリカらしい
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Hisstopher 🐍💤@HissHitbox·
@Kuwaity__7r Made it home for Easter dinner even right? The guys on Arifjan still staying classy out that way?
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كويـتي حُـ ـر 🇰🇼
إنقاذ طيار أمريكي في وسط إيران ، هل هناك إهانة أكبر..؟
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Hisstopher 🐍💤@HissHitbox·
The one that tried to run over a cop visible from multiple camera angles and hit him with her vehicle or the one that continued to be physically intimidating and damaged a cop car a few days before he tried again and got slimed? Those talking points are dead even from the left because they got disproven here a while back bro, you guys are behind as hell.
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Trey Yingst
Trey Yingst@TreyYingst·
NEW: The United States sent guns to the Iranian protesters through the Kurds, President Trump told Fox News. "We sent guns to the protesters, a lot of them," President Trump told me. "And I think the Kurds took the guns."
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Hisstopher 🐍💤@HissHitbox·
@JulianRoepcke No man left behind isn't just a catch phrase, the people surprised or dumb founded hopefully realize that now.
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Julian Röpcke🇺🇦
Julian Röpcke🇺🇦@JulianRoepcke·
Die Rettung eines abgeschossenen US-Piloten im Iran hat die USA etwa 300 Millionen $ an Ausrüstung gekostet. Beeindruckend und bewundernswert, was dem US-Militär das Leben seiner Soldaten wert ist.
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Seyed Mohammad Marandi
Seyed Mohammad Marandi@s_m_marandi·
This is what happens when the US is confronted by a few Iranian villagers.
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The Iran Watcher 🇮🇷
The Iran Watcher 🇮🇷@TheIranWatcher·
🚨 Iranian locals saved the downed American pilot’s life! There is growing belief within the regime that locals sheltered him and helped him evade IRGC forces. The F-15E went down in a region known for strong opposition to the Islamic Republic, where villagers reportedly protected the crew member, according to the @nytimes. The regime failed to capture him and is now reportedly going after locals in the Kuh-e-Siyah area, trying to label them as “CIA collaborators” to save face. The kindness and courage of ordinary Iranians to save a life, even if it’s a so-called “enemy.” ❤️ Iranians know who their enemy is - the Islamic Republic!
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The Iran Watcher 🇮🇷@TheIranWatcher

🚨 Dehdasht turning into a live combat zone after a U.S. F-15E Strike Eagle was shot down. Footage shows flares lighting up the night sky as locals are warned to flee, while U.S. CSAR teams move in to recover the downed crew under reported enemy fire. One crew member has been rescued. Efforts are still underway for the second as rescue assets come under fire - though some reports claim the second pilot may also be out, not yet confirmed by CENTCOM.

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🇯🇵かえる 🇺🇸Frog
ありがとうみなさん。 Frog of shame について少しずつわかってきました。 (もし私がルールを破っていたら教えてください) ⠀ 次はこれをどこかにリプライしようと思います。 みなさんも使ってくれてかまいません。 ⠀ アメリカ発のクールなミームに敬意を評します🇺🇸🐸🇯🇵
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🇯🇵かえる 🇺🇸Frog@kaeruZangyo

ありがとうみなさん。 ⠀ ヒントをもらった「Frog of shame」という画像を作ってみました。 このような画像で良いのかな? ⠀ この画像をどのようなポストにリプライすべきでしょうか? 主に政治的なポストが対象ですか?

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wyatt@gorilla_rape·
the iran getting raped-o-meter is currently sitting on -The united states is building ad hoc airstrips inside your country to rescue singular pilots and then scuttling the aircraft we used so you cant take pictures of them and put them on zuttstagram
OSINTtechnical@Osinttechnical

Location of the USAF forward base set up deep within Iran for the F-15 crew rescue mission. The base was set up just outside of Isfahan, a critical Iranian strategic hub with missile and army bases, nuclear facilities, and the airbase home to Iran’s F-14 fleet.

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0HOUR1
0HOUR1@0hour1·
Imagine holding a pair of underwear and thinking they won. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Kingofnowhere👨‍💻🔻@Kingofnowher_e·
🇫🇷🇺🇸🇮🇷 A French general at Trump’s plan to build a runway inside Iran to fly out uranium under active bombing: “American officials should stop snorting cocaine between meetings.”
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Hisstopher 🐍💤@HissHitbox·
@smcroasters They really thought it was just a slogan didn't they? No better friend, no worse enemy am i right?
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Hisstopher 🐍💤@HissHitbox·
@WatcherontheWeb Emotionally empty, and tactically irrelevant People are the most valuable asset, and no man should ever be left behind.
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John McGuirk
John McGuirk@john_mcguirk·
The Americans went in, sacrificed a few hundred million dollars in kit, just to get one guy out alive. Who precisely blew up the planes is entirely irrelevant. That the Americans would spend a hundred fortunes to save one soldier is the difference between the West and Islamism.
AHMAD SLMAN@ahmadslmanx

Who believes the U.S. bombed those planes? Were 3 planes malfunctioning? I never believe the United States.

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Hisstopher 🐍💤@HissHitbox·
@SecRubio The one thing we won't joke about you being in charge of, Christ is King have a blessed Easter in the off chance you see this.
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Eric Daugherty
Eric Daugherty@EricLDaugh·
🚨 JUST IN: Iran is going FULL DESPERATE MODE, rushing to the damage site from when US forces rescued the airman and bolding up an upside down American flag Pathetic 🤣🤣 This is their "powerful" response to a history-making rescue operation!
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Hitchslap@Hitchslap1·
We need a slur for communists.
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