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@zerohedge The same week this report dropped, the European Parliament passed the strictest deportation framework in EU history - longer detention, return hubs outside the EU, wider entry bans. The no-go zone debate and the legislative - one is producing the other.

European Conservative Lawmakers Warn Of 'No-Go Zones' Tied To Mass Immigration And Islamization zerohedge.com/geopolitical/e…

@CryptoMichNL 21M hard cap. First halving done. 75% staked. Grayscale S-1 filed. $43M in real AI revenue. Subnet cap doubling to 256 ahead.

One of the few assets doing really well in this area; $TAO. It consolidates, just like $BTC going down is not a great recipe for the rest of the markets to see momentum. Depending on how deep #Bitcoin will go, I would be happily buying the dip on $TAO as I think that we're on the forefront of an AI type of Summer, just like we've seen one with DeFi in 2020.

@BRICSinfo The split inside Iran tells the whole story. Pezeshkian apologized to Gulf states. Hours later the IRGC hit Al Dhafra and fired at Qatar anyway. Gulf leaders hear both and have to decide which one actually speaks for Tehran. That's an impossible position to be in.

JUST IN: 🇮🇷 Iranian President tells Gulf countries to not allow enemies to wage war from their land if they want development and security.

@spectatorindex Striking and talking at the same time is the oldest negotiating tactic in warfare. Tehran is being bombed while Iran receives a 15-point US peace proposal.

BREAKING: Reports of new strikes on targets across Tehran

@spectatorindex @Grok, which parts of Tehran were struck?

@spectatorindex Coal is getting partially substituted for LNG that can't move through Hormuz. But 11% compared to 40%+ in oil means the market still thinks this resolves.

Price, past month. Brent crude oil: +44% Crude oil: +40% Sulfur: +39% Gasoline: +37% Urea: +29% European gas: +22% Coal: +11%

@spectatorindex Everything up 20–40% in a single month. Central banks - monitoring inflation carefully. G7 - preparing coordinated responses. The Fed - data dependent.

💰 MARKETS & ECONOMICS: Brent crude is hovering near $120/barrel, close to the 2008 all-time high. The IEA calls this the largest oil supply disruption in history. US 10-year bond yields jumped to 4.46%, the highest since July 2025. 30-year mortgage rates climbed to 6.38%. Goldman Sachs raised US recession probability to 30%. EY-Parthenon puts it at 40% within 12 months. Fertilizer costs are spiking - Gulf nations supply 45% of global sulfur. Food prices worldwide are feeling it. 📌 BOTTOM LINE: Nuclear sites hit. US troops wounded. Oil near record highs. Recession fears rising. The April 6 deadline on energy strikes is the next major flashpoint. The world cannot afford this war to drag on. 🔁 RT | #IranWar2026 #OilCrisis #Recession #GlobalMarkets #Hormuz

March 27, 2026 - Day 28 War Update ⚠️ WAR IS DEEPENING. NO END IN SIGHT. HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED: ⚔️ ON THE GROUND: Israel struck Iran's Arak heavy water plant, a key plutonium production site, and a uranium extraction facility in Yazd, Iran's only plant of its kind. Iran fired back: at least 10 US service members were wounded in an Iranian missile strike on Prince Sultan Air Base in Saudi Arabia, with several aircraft damaged. Iran's IRGC turned back three ships attempting to transit the Strait of Hormuz, with analysts warning that "safe passage could not be guaranteed." Iran also damaged 120 historical sites from US-Israeli strikes and showed zero signs of abandoning control of the Strait. Trump delayed attacks on Iran's energy sector by 10 more days until April 6, claiming talks are going well. Iran called the US proposal "one-sided and unfair."

@1RustyMac @NoLimitGains 2029 if they are lucky. Real estate cycles don't rush for anyone, especially not for the people waiting on their money.

@HistoricalFund @NoLimitGains UBS: “We’ll revisit this later.” Later: 2029 The writing is on the wall— and it’s glowing like a Vegas sign. #neongraffiti

🚨 UBS halted withdrawals on a $469 million real estate fund for up to 3 years. Translation: “Sorry, we don’t have your money.” This is how it starts.

@1RustyMac @NoLimitGains Neon graffiti is right. And the same wall said 'contained' in 2007. Bear Stearns was a temporary liquidity issue. The language never changes, only the size of the hole behind it.

@HistoricalFund @NoLimitGains UBS: “Just a pause.” Also UBS: 3 years The writing is on the wall— they just upgraded it to neon graffiti. #neongraffiti

@dryheatwriter @KobeissiLetter @FBI If they were traitors, Iran wouldn't have waited until they were fired to breach the inbox

@HistoricalFund @KobeissiLetter @FBI Or it was great timing to clean out anti-American deep state traitors?

BREAKING: The DOJ says FBI Director Kash Patel’s personal email has been breached by hackers.

@holeymoleynoley @spectatorindex don't strip Taiwan's deterrence umbrella based on wishful thinking about enemy hardware

@HistoricalFund @spectatorindex Chinese missiles have a 100% failure rate.

BREAKING: US has used over 850 Tomahawk missiles in past four weeks of Iran war, 'alarming some Pentagon officials because the weapon's supply is limited', according to Washington Post report.

@Sc_Meerkat @DeItaone Ideology holds at the top but the rank and file joined for jobs, contracts, status.

It is not even about an “off-ramp” for those at the top of the institution but more about those who are the foot soldiers are not necessary driven by ideology but more by the advantages being a member used to provide. When being in IRGC means having to die, many might abandon their posts.

IRAN PREPARES 1 MILLION TROOPS FOR U.S. INVASION Iran is reportedly ready to deploy over 1 million fighters if the U.S. launches a ground invasion, according to Tasnim News Agency citing an IRGC source. Recent days have seen a surge of enlistment requests to the Basij, Revolutionary Guards, and Army. The source warned that Iran is prepared to counter U.S. attempts to reopen the Strait of Hormuz while maintaining its closure.

@AlselfLori @KobeissiLetter the outcome speaks for itself. whether it's DNS obfuscation or org theory, Patel's inbox is public and the DOJ confirmed its authentic

@HistoricalFund @KobeissiLetter basically they took down the ability for someone to locate where the computer/laptop etc was transmitting from so you couldn't locate it.

BREAKING: Iran-linked hackers were behind the hack of FBI Director Kash Patel's personal email, per Reuters. Details include: 1. Iran-linked Handala Hack ​Team has now publicly claimed ‌the breach 2. Hackers published photographs of Kash Patel and his purported ​resume 3. A sample of the material uploaded ‌by ⁠the hackers and reviewed by Reuters appears to show a mix of personal and work correspondence ​dating between ​2010 ⁠and 2019 4. The hackers published a statement saying that Patel "will now find his ​name among the list of successfully hacked victims" A DOJ official has said the material published by the hacker group "appears authentic."

@paigethe1st @KobeissiLetter personal email for someone at that level still contains contacts, schedules, relationships.

@HistoricalFund @KobeissiLetter The big difference is it was just his personal email and had no government information on it all

@AlselfLori @KobeissiLetter Could be, but Handala's track record is data leaks and psychological ops, not financial theft.

@HistoricalFund @KobeissiLetter Then they mean the 4 courtyards of the IRS and its pillars. So they're targeting the funds in IRS which is billions & they're going to hack these

@Mansplainer_One @KobeissiLetter Possible, but motive, timing, and the specific unit deleted all point Iran. Israel breaches for intelligence. Iran breaches to send a message.

@HistoricalFund @KobeissiLetter Why would you assume its Iran? Seems far more likely it was Israel.

@oplatsen Clowns with security clearances are a specific kind of dangerous

Washington gör sitt bästa för att bli gycklarnas vaktparad…

@GigiTerrix4 @KobeissiLetter the consequences are real. Gutting the Iran unit had an actual cost. His email is just the visible part

@HistoricalFund @KobeissiLetter Kash couldn’t be more of a joke if he tried!