Alan Johnson

@FoodPleaser Nah, eating kitty isn’t something I want to be good at.

Would you eat Calamari?

@DiscussingFish “Must accept it” lol, looks like @sagaftra needs to rethink things if computers are taking human jobs..

Disney CEO Josh D'Amaro has confirmed that "The Majority" of the Visual Effects in 'AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY' will be "AI-Powered." "This is a necessary step. Audiences must accept it." (Source: forbes.com/sites/robsalko…)

@AdrianneCurry You were funnier when you were married to a Brady. Now you’re married to a simp, who you peg often to keep the marriage alive. Good thing the people in Whitefish, Montana don’t know about your bedroom habits.

The antichrist will be loved and adored world wide. Is that Trump, to you? Lol

@stelzner_n1150 The sooner she ends up on OnlyFans, the better we will all be.

If Erika Kirk stepped down as CEO of Turning Point to focus on being a mom, it would do wonders for her image.

@SpinninBackfist Oh look an angry female ogre.

Ronda Rousey goes off at the press conference

@SSB_Rick Magnesium Gummies are good for anxiety, that and (not trying to be weird) but my doc recommended blowing a load.

My name is Chris and I’m an alcoholic. Today marks 32 days of sobriety. I’m also going back to work after my weekend stay in the hospital. I’m seeing people recommend thc gummies are a cart to help with anxiety, what do yall think? Is that really a good idea?

@johuuuuny I did three times yesterday. Totally worth it.

i wanna nut in someone’s son

@allenanalysis The Pope is just an idol, a human being doing what others are; interpreting the word of God. The Pope doesn’t reflect Christians, just Catholics. There is a difference.

BREAKING: JD Vance just told the Pope to be careful when opining on theology. The Pope. The head of the Catholic Church. The Bishop of Rome. The man whose institution has been the authority on Christian theology for two thousand years. JD Vance — who converted to Catholicism in 2019 — is telling the Pope to be careful about theology.

@omgjulissaa Yes, but it was easier when I was 16. Big cum ropes, lots of eager tits.. but after 30, it takes longer to get there and the tits aren’t plentiful.

Can men cum from titty fucking?

@Aliceshaw25 Nope. I voted for him twice. That was enough.

IF BARACK OBAMA COULD RUN AGAIN IN 2028, WOULD YOU VOTE FOR HIM.

@ElectionTime_ lol, you guys will fabricate anything for engagement. @ChadBianco is the next governor.

🚨SHOCK POLL: 🟥Steve Hilton leads every Democrat in the crowded field for 2026 California Governor Election, with 25% support. California - 2026 Governor - Open Primary 🟥Steve Hilton 25% (+9) 🟦Tom Steyer 16% 🟦Katie Porter 14% 🟦Matt Mahan 8% Impact Research (🟦Mahan Internal) | April, 2026

@aust1nday What in the DEI is this about?

People always ask about my sexuality, so here it is: I’m sapiosexual and gynosexual

@BellaBaddie__ Ah, that’s cool. I just came really hard in your mom and now she’s making me an omelette.

Your ex gf texted you saying "I'm dating someone better than you" Reply as a nonchalant guy

@CyrusPRESS She sounds like a bloated frog who has been deep throating cigars for a decade..

Unpopular opinion, but Miley Cyrus doesn’t get the credit she deserves for being one of the strongest and best vocalists of our generation

@PopBase 2 and a half shills.

First poster for ‘Focker In-Law’ starring Ariana Grande, Ben Stiller and Robert De Niro.

@PopCrave Someone come and get your granny. Nobody wants to see a geriatric fossil with tassels and a vajuvination.

🚨 Madonna announces ‘Confessions On A Dance Floor: Part II’ out July 3.

@mattDCLXVI Dude looks like Tom Welling as a trans person

fellas what’s stopping you from looking like this

@AlenaDaOG I have a work cumdump I can hit up for a quickie.

do guys jack off at work if they get a boner or what happens with that

@BestMovieMom F that Canadian balloon animal.

Alan Ritchson is so massive he somehow makes Superman look small

@notgwendalupe My awakening was him in 97.. and his meaty shaft and big ball sack is just waiting to be played with. His leak videos were awesome!

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