HowlingMasterBateman

@HowlingTemplar @HowlingBateman2 @HowlingMutant @ElizabethHolmes @ElizabethHolmes will you be our new mommy please?

This is pretty fucking retarded ngl

@HowlingBateman2 I love you more motherfucker

Me on vacation after gay posting on Twitter for a month

@howlingmutant and @ElizabethHolmes

This isn’t directed at you just my general philosophy: Diplomacy/conflicts weren’t meant to be micromanaged hour by hour by critics in the stands. One can blame comms from the White House but at the end of the day it’s up to the individual if they want to react to every headline. Complex situations require complex solutions and nobody on this website is read into the information that those at the top are. Just my 2 cents

I am basedman

The woman at the pharmacy said "take care of yourself" and I nodded solemnly as though entrusted with a sacred duty. Unfortunately the first thing I did upon leaving was purchase an alcoholic beverage described on the can as "nuclear citrus."

@thesmokedweed10 Call me a fantasist, but I was expecting something more cerebral from "the smoked weed 10"

I cant wait another month for the new King of the Hill season, I’m so hyped

@ImBreckWorsham @MattS270 @MassieforKY @johnalite @MichaelFranzese

I know it's 0 aura, but almost all of my wardrobe consists of King of the Hill graphic tees

Can we bring back this style of pants, it had so much more aura

“I need you to say it or I can’t cum” “Say what?” “Tell me I’m jizzing a boatload” “…” “SAY IT OR I CANT CUM” “Ok ok oh wow you’re jizzing a boatload” “AAAAHHHHGGGRRRRHHHHHAaaaa………………alright get out”

The only way HowlingMutant can do vag sex

This HAS to be one of you niggas

Accepted offer on a 2004 Yamaha Road star, new battery, and new carb, listed as a 1600, but I know the 2004 is supposed to be a 1700 so we'll see. No title so that'll be fun to deal with for the first time.

Teaching my mom about steroids and watching her eyes wander from one skinny fat arm to the other while her expression slowly darkens, telling me in no uncertain terms that she is disappointed in how weak and gay I am without having to actually say it.

bike today if the guy is free, i think