HowlingNorm

How it feels to finally come out as a Howler

GN wiggas

I wish I could put into words how deeply grateful I am to the Howlers who have followed me today. Alas, I’m just an ol’ chunk of coal. Not man of letters, but a man of rape. The best I can do is offer up this video of my foid and I, which is the closest approximation of what I’m feeling

@themurderwave Gets me every time brother.

@HowlingNorm0 Fuckin rape bro

“You think Howling is just some joke amongst middle aged men living in the past? Well, in a way it is. But it is also so much more. Howling is the manifestation of the struggle of day to day life being expressed in a beautiful, esoteric fashion that very few can understand. It is also about indiscriminate rape. It’s mostly about that, actually, homie.”

Missed the opportunity to add “you mind if I keep take this roach, homie?” ah well

@HowlingGlep This will also be going on the stereo in my pickup my nephew from grade school next week

Always get this for my cat

@tonyrigatonee Fed that for years. I prefer the new blend these days

@InaMarciaDb63 @HijoDeSu2 @Breaking911 I see where you were coming from when speaking to this man. But just like I wouldn’t uproot my life and leave the land my family has and still lives on to this day, I wouldn’t flippantly suggest the same to someone living in California or New York City. Your home is your home.

@HijoDeSu2 @HowlingNorm0 @Breaking911 Right! I was just saying to move if you are unhappy!

BREAKING: The White House confirms that President Trump will sign a major executive order today aimed at helping Americans better plan for retirement by expanding access to retirement savings accounts for workers without employer-provided plans.

@HowlingMel @MichaelSykesJr Got dangit Mel you had to bring it up on a Friday night

Missing bobbo

Deleted the first tweet because I forgot to quote HS. Fixed it but forgot to add the clip. Drank too many Busch apples mowing the grass. Can’t be fucked to do it a third time

ALL THE STARS ARE HERE! We’ve got @howlingserf, @mythotrad, @LowkeySchizo, @HowlingKanye, @HowlingTemplar, @Howlingmutant0, @HowlingWhiskey, and the man of the hour, @HowlingGlep!

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@HowlingBeagle0 @HowlingGlep @YammyLand @howlingserf @HowlingBobaFett @vcr2424

@HowlingNorm0 @HowlingGlep @YammyLand @howlingserf @HowlingBobaFett @vcr2424

🚨NEW SONG🚨 "They roofied each other" @YammyLand @howlingserf Ur welcome @HowlingBobaFett and @vcr2424

@HowlingGlep @HowlingBeagle0 @YammyLand @howlingserf @HowlingBobaFett @vcr2424 This fucking thing never works for me &elonmusk fix your bot

@HowlingGlep @HowlingBeagle0 @YammyLand @howlingserf @HowlingBobaFett @vcr2424 Grok how do you like a post more than once

@PsyopBound Hell yes. Like my grandma always said: when they rape low, we rape lower.

@HowlingNorm0 Just gotta roll with it. It’s nice seeing the howlers lifting each other up in these gay nigger times

I’ve had three or four reply tweets do numbers the past couple days. When do I get to start complaining about shadow bans and monetization policies and bigger accounts stealing my stolen jokes?

@PsyopBound Sorry you’re getting raped bro. This place is definitely better than it was but the shenanigans they pull with no customer support is bullshit. For me though it’s numbers shlumbers. As long as I’ve got the Howlers giving me asspats for my shitty jokes all is right as rain.

@HowlingNorm0 When the numbers stop and your posts become previously more coal. That’s where I am

Even in death the glorious Fuhrer has interceded with the Great Buffalo to grant me control of my limbs, though the firewater of the jews weakens me. Look how he gives me strength to raise my arm higher, that I might throw Romans more perfectly!

Making love to a woman only for her to wake in the dead of night to find me perched on her fire escape like a gargoyle and I whisper “Dont tell the world about my penis” before I extend my arms like the Crow and drop backwards, breaking every bone in my body on the pavement below