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@FabrizioRomano "big fucking weirdo" 😂

😁⚽️ Erling Haaland with his 28th career match ball.

@Only1tommo You do realise April fools is only a thing before midday

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@SkyBet Hayden Mullins

Challenge time: Name a random footballer NO ONE ELSE will think of…

@TheAthleticFC So he hadn't reached 50 wins it was actually just his 50th game? 😭

Back in October, after a 2-0 home win for Manchester United over Sunderland, a beautifully benign piece of information was posted on X, which read: Ruben Amorim becomes the first Manchester United manager since Sir Alex Ferguson to win his 50th game at the club. At first glance, it looked like it could be a reasonable milestone. But no, Ruben Amorim had become the first Manchester United manager since Sir Alex Ferguson to win his 50th game at the club. Specifically the 50th. What conclusion were we supposed to draw from this? The answer, almost certainly, was nothing. @FootballCliches examines why football's milestones are getting weirder. nytimes.com/athletic/71431…

@MUFCBrief @MatchDCentral What do you mean? They'll have 1 point even if it was right now and there'll get a maximum 27 points and spurs have 30

@MatchDCentral Crazy think is, they could still potentially survive if given a 60 point deduction, they'd need one hell of a season though

🚨‼️💣 JUST IN: Manchester City reportedly risk a massive 60-point deduction over 115 alleged FFP breaches 😳 A final verdict could arrive before the season ends ⏳ If any punishment is confirmed, City are expected to appeal immediately ⚖️ Even with a heavy points hit, relegation wouldn’t be guaranteed 📉

@onelegnutmeg @Sparrow__KE @AbsoluteBruno Kicks himself here

@Sparrow__KE @AbsoluteBruno He clipped his shooting foot…..are you blind?

The most outrageous panenka I’ve ever seen

@onelegnutmeg @Sparrow__KE @AbsoluteBruno He kicks himself immediately afterwards

@Sparrow__KE @AbsoluteBruno Are you fucking blind?

@a_derll How is that even a penalty though? 😂

There is no Panenka that comes close to this

@ayeejuju If anything the right side should have been broken for it to make more sense if lost love was supposed to be the meaning 😭

@damifoza @TouchlineX Thomas Frank?

The only club sitting in 7th right now is Brentford with 45 points, and Thomas Frank is probably doing the maths on this scenario as we speak because that would be the most remarkable Champions League qualification story this league has ever produced a club that was in the Championship not long ago playing in Europe’s biggest competition off the back of other people’s heroics. The scenario requires both Villa to win the Europa League and Liverpool to win the Champions League while neither finishes in the top four domestically, which sounds far-fetched until you look at the table and realize Liverpool are only two points off fourth with games in hand and Villa are right in the thick of it meaning both could absolutely win in Europe and still fall short of the top four if results go wrong. The Premier League is essentially printing Champions League spots at this point, so at what point does UEFA look at England getting potentially seven clubs in their competition and decide the whole qualification structure needs to be rebuilt from scratch?

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: UEFA confirm that 7th place in the Premier League this season will qualify for the 2026/27 Champions League, if: • Aston Villa win the Europa League and finish 5th/6th. • Liverpool win the Champions League & finish 5th/6th.

@KHURUM455 @F1 Then why you referencing "buddy" when Lewis said that and not George? What's George got to do with this post?

@HughesThisDude @F1 Yeah I do

"Grand Prix winner buddy!" 😮‍💨💪 #F1 #ChineseGP

“Dear diary, day 74 of pretending to be a football coach… they still haven’t realised I’m actually Memphis Depay.” x.com/youngjohne8776…

@KHURUM455 @F1 You do realise that's Lewis right?

@F1 Buddy? That's your new teammate who just cooked you at home George collecting Ls like participation trophies now

Amorim deserves jail time for letting this Spurs team win a trophy.

We’re baaaaaack. Watch the official trailer for the new #ScaryMovie - only in theatres June 12.

@absolutehazzard When you say fullback do you mean his winger on his side? The opposite fullback in the same xi? Or the preferred first choice fullback in his position?

Quote with a defender (including fullbacks) who was overshadowed due to how elite his partner was.

‘Are you busy?’ Me: ‘No’ *Incoming video call*

@XXL Why not 678-999-8212?

Soulja Boy is the first rapper with a telephone car.☎️😂 He cloned his voice with AI.🤔 You can call him at 415-480-0000 Presented by Bland AI

@ronin21btc Birmingham?

Good grief I felt that first one 😖 The state of the roads in the UK is diabolical

@F1 He must have assumed Red Bull finished 2nd last season

An accidental visit to the Mercedes pit box for Isack Hadjar 😬 He's not the first and he won't be the last! 👀 #F1 #F1Testing