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Forest of lampposts เข้าร่วม Haziran 2025
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Today in: American sex education doesn't exist but it really really should!
"What do you mean women have a finite amount of eggs they slowly lose?"
Lukas (computer) 🔺@SCHIZO_FREQ
There's no way it actually works like this. I refuse to believe nature is this stupid "If we just make the women lay less eggs... they will store more in their cartons..."
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@onionweigher I have never considered this until now but I’ll forever think of it. Any clue how permeable the skin is?
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Did you know that in India they have ads that tell Indians where to move in the United States that is beneficial and caters to their community and governors of states like Georgia encourage foreign workers from India. So if you wonder why there are over 34,000 Indians and Pakistanis in Forsyth county, GA and surrounding counties, politicians and companies are encouraging it.
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@HumpedBack0 A little extra energy but nothing miraculous here. Thinking about taking the day off.
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@RashmanTheHorse One year I got laid off like January 16th and we still hadn’t had our holiday party yet (they kept teasing that it would be like end of month) when they asked me “any questions?” I asked if I could still come to the party, they didn’t like that
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Got the invite at 9:15am but it was for 3pm later that day, so I just blew off work until then. Joined the call and the HR lady had to ask which division I belonged to, then she proceeded to read a script. It was hard not to laugh at it all
Degen CPA@DrewVento
HR put a meeting on my calendar for 9am with no agenda
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@ozzthegr8 @TheWapplehouse Mine doesn’t. I travel a lot of different time zones. Never had it go off in the wrong time zone.
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Wife had scheduled surgery at 7:15 this morning. My normal work alarm finally wakes us up at 6:50. Her alarm set for 5:45 is silently going off on her iPhone. Something that’s happened to me DOZENS of times. Nothing changes from one day to the next. Same settings. Watch and AirPods on chargers. Just from one day to the next my phone and hers will just decide to silently go off. Been like this for years. Makes no sense.
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@transgendererer As the conscientious smoker I very rarely will smoke when away from a receptacle, but if I do I will stuff the butt in an already-littered beer can/bottle.
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we punish people too much for smelling bad
yara 💘@dykeinof
what’s a woke take of yours that other woke people might find too woke
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@void_life_art @Adriksh Your question is convoluted but the answer is yes
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@Adriksh is there any big company or a small, or someone who would recommend (except for sponsorship) who actually utilizes it? cuz I've never seen it's always vscode or in apple only case Xcode
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I got three months severance

Degen CPA@DrewVento
HR put a meeting on my calendar for 9am with no agenda
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@HumpedBack0 @boss24601 @CosmoDutchDene @cottagec0re_ @madisontayt_ How would you feel if you didn’t have breakfast today?
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you dumb bitches are talking about SPRITE and call it lemonade
kd@k4edys
apparently american lemonade isn't actual lemonade ??? like it's not fizzy ?
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