Mathew H

996 posts

Mathew H

Mathew H

@ICaughtJaws

I love stand-up comedy. Chicago Cubs. Jacksonville Jaguars. Alabama Crimson Tide. SCI since '97 but I'm still awesome!😛

Florida เข้าร่วม Nisan 2009
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Mathew H
Mathew H@ICaughtJaws·
Hurt people, hurt people.
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What do you do with leftover bacon?
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Lovable Reunion
Lovable Reunion@LovableReunion·
Kyle Schwarber made this video for Jon Lester during his last season in Chicago. This team 🤣🍿
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OH NICO HOERNER, WHERE DO WE EVEN BEGIN?
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Laura Loomer@LauraLoomer·
God hates you @RealCandaceO. It’s why he gave Charlie to Erika and why you didn’t even get to say goodbye to him. God hates you. Look in the mirror and internalize how much God hates you. We all hate you. Humanity hates you. And you are irredeemable.
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rosie@yoonb1ko·
sooo men why do you guys keep thrusting a few more times after c*mming??? does it feel good?
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OBVIOUS SHIRTS®
OBVIOUS SHIRTS®@obvious_shirts·
NICO HOERNER IS THE BEST BASEBALL PLAYER ON THE PLANET RIGHT NOW! HOLY COW!!! 6-3 CUBS!!!
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Mathew H
Mathew H@ICaughtJaws·
@aakashgupta I can’t wait until we finally land on the moon
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Aakash Gupta
Aakash Gupta@aakashgupta·
Look at this astronaut's face during reentry, knowing the capsule exterior is at 5,000°F. The physics of why he's alive are wild. The air in front of the capsule compresses so violently at Mach 25 that it turns into plasma. 5,000°F on the surface. Half the temperature of the sun. The heat shield absorbs that energy by literally burning itself away, layer by layer, carrying the heat with it as gas. One inch of material is the entire margin. On the outside of that inch: 5,000°F. On the inside: 75°F. Room temperature. The thermal gradient across that single inch is the steepest temperature drop humans have ever engineered. The orange glow in the window is ionized nitrogen and oxygen. That plasma is why comms go black for six minutes during reentry. Ground control can't reach the crew. The astronauts are alone inside a fireball, falling at 25,000 mph, watching the laws of thermodynamics keep them alive through a 1-inch wall. Artemis II did exactly this last night. Four astronauts hit Earth's atmosphere at 24,664 mph, rode a 4,900°F plasma sheath for six minutes of radio silence, and splashed down a mile from target. The heat shield is now being inspected for cracks. They found over 100 on the last unmanned test.
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Mathew H
Mathew H@ICaughtJaws·
@senatorbabet If this were true, don’t you think he would be dead by now?
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Senator Babet
Senator Babet@senatorbabet·
YES ALIENS ARE ALREADY HERE! I was briefed by intelligence this morning on a developing situation. Details are highly classified. Australians will understand soon enough. Stay calm.
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CartierFamily
CartierFamily@cartierfamilyZ·
The Chicago bulls released Jaden Ivey is completely shameful
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Collin Rugg
Collin Rugg@CollinRugg·
BREAKING: The Chicago Bulls are waiving Jaden Ivey after he spoke out against the NBA for promoting 'Pride Month' and unrighteousness, according to ESPN. Ivey recently announced that he was alive in Christ. "They proclaim Pride Month in the NBA. They show it to the world. They say, 'Come join us for Pride Month to celebrate unrighteousness.'" "They proclaim it on the billboards, they proclaim it in the streets, unrighteousness." He said nothing wrong.
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Mathew H
Mathew H@ICaughtJaws·
@obvious_shirts If Shota can get going, this team will have a great chance to go deep in the playoffs
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OBVIOUS SHIRTS®@obvious_shirts·
Edward Cubrera better head straight to the showers after his because he was absolutely filthy tonight. And he didn’t have close to his best stuff. I’m so glad he’s on our team. #Cubs
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MLB@MLB·
She was not playing around 💀
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OBVIOUS SHIRTS®@obvious_shirts·
YOU CAN’T SPELL “GOAT” WITHOUT TAYLOR MCGREGOR!!! ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE! #Cubs
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Chicago Cubs@Cubs·
ALEX BREGMAN, CHICAGO.
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Mathew H@ICaughtJaws·
@Cubs We are so back!
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Chicago Cubs@Cubs·
Final: Nationals 10, Cubs 4.
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Holy Bible
Holy Bible@Holy__Bible1·
Amen
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Jeff Passan
Jeff Passan@JeffPassan·
BREAKING: Center fielder Pete Crow-Armstrong and the Chicago Cubs are finalizing a long-term contract extension, sources tell ESPN. Crow-Armstrong, coming off a 30-30 season and a Gold Glove, will get a big payday as the Cubs lock up a franchise-caliber talent.
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Amber Rose@DaRealAmberRose·
I love you, say it back 😍💋
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