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Ashish Jain

@In_Sane_Saint

Observational Humour : mostly from my own life

India เข้าร่วม Ocak 2021
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Ashish Jain
Ashish Jain@In_Sane_Saint·
People are just like stocks, invest wisely.
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Ashish Jain@In_Sane_Saint·
How to convince my wife that iPad is the only Tablet we should buy?
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Voice of Hindus
Voice of Hindus@Voiceofhindus·
Predict the exact number of seats, BJP will win in Bengal... Lucky winner will get 2000 cash prize
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Ashish Jain
Ashish Jain@In_Sane_Saint·
Why does adults talk like toddlers with toddlers? Like why do we subconsciously say things like, “Alle le le” “Laja Beta” 😂
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Ashish Jain
Ashish Jain@In_Sane_Saint·
Uber drivers who call and inform you beforehand that they will have to make a CNG refuelling stop >> drivers who assume that you won’t mind it. I don’t think anyone has issue for 5-10 minutes unless it is about catching a flight of train, but the real issue is assumption that passengers won’t mind.
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Ashish Jain
Ashish Jain@In_Sane_Saint·
I am still not ready for Monday, are you?
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Call me Sal
Call me Sal@Lipstick_Logic·
@In_Sane_Saint Let's still enjoy the Sunday while we are at it, we will crib together during the evening later 🤣
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Ashish Jain
Ashish Jain@In_Sane_Saint·
You are either a Zepto, Ola, Vodafone, Flipkart person or a BlinkIt, Uber, Airtel, Amazon person.
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Ashish Jain@In_Sane_Saint·
Long weekends are a proof that a 4-day work week makes so much sense
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Care Health Insurance
Care Health Insurance@careinsuranceIN·
@In_Sane_Saint Dear Ashish , upon carefully reviewing your claim once again, we must maintain our original decision. We genuinely appreciate your cooperation and understanding during this process.--- Rhea, Care Health Support
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Ashish Jain
Ashish Jain@In_Sane_Saint·
Care Insurance is one of the most pathetic company to ever exist. Their speed of selling their policies is as good as speed of light, even if you search about it, multiple agents will call you, but when you have issues regarding the claim, no matter how much you try, they will work like a turtle and they will never call you. If you are planning to buy Health Insurance from Care, please reconsider and if you have already bought, do consider migrating to better companies during renewal.
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Ashish Jain@In_Sane_Saint·
@AnshulGarg1986 I don’t think this is true for Vodafone/Airtel and Ola/Uber at least.
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Anshul Garg
Anshul Garg@AnshulGarg1986·
@In_Sane_Saint Bhai we are Indian. Jagan paisa kam wahi ke customers 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Service sab ke ek jaise hai
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Ashish Jain
Ashish Jain@In_Sane_Saint·
@keerthisiddeshw Ohh! I didn’t know you were in Insurance sector, will definitely explore ICICI Lombard while renewal.
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Keerthi Siddeshwar
Keerthi Siddeshwar@keerthisiddeshw·
@In_Sane_Saint After working in the same industry for the past 4-5 years, I wouldn’t suggest anyone apart from ICICI Lombard. They do have their own flaws, but nothing comes closer to IL in country
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Ashish Jain
Ashish Jain@In_Sane_Saint·
Name a better combo than Moong Dal Khichdi with Dahi on a summer afternoon.
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Jayant Surana | Jain
Jayant Surana | Jain@JayInThoughts·
@In_Sane_Saint In their defence they did send the advisory regarding this alert in advance as a message earlier. I was not surprised as I was expecting this already.
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Ashish Jain
Ashish Jain@In_Sane_Saint·
I got scared the way my phone was making weird alarming sound and then I saw this. Did you get this as well?
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First Doctor
First Doctor@FirstDoctor·
How many push-ups can you do at once before falling on the floor? 5 30 60 90 No cheating, just answer.
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