Ingen Kropp

@CSkellyAuthor A man with severe mental issues travels thousands of light years to find he's the sanest person in the Empire. Will sarcasm win the day? Will he re-marry his ex-husband? Will he learn to dress like an adult? amazon.com/author/ingenkr…

Block this man.

@ThisLocalHater @DamonHunzeker

Joking my way into an involuntary psych hold

Just re-watched Captain America and I was wondering if they used lab animals before they injected Steve. I then started imagining lab rats and bunnies running around and all hopped up on super soldier serum. Pixar should have made a movie about that.

Anyone else boop the noses of dog pics on their screen?

@MzSgtPepper That's why it's so much fun...

I’ve never asked for money. I’ll never get a blue check. I don’t need money. I find it hilarious that people think I tweet to make money. I’m paid by no one to tweet. I do this for free.

@WillieHandler "Now"?

Twitter is now the gas station sushi of social media.

@Bob_Janke Mine looks like Elvis right before he died on the toilet. Useless as fuck, but funnier than shit.

My personal trainer shouldn't be fatter than me

@Bob_Janke Merch...

In Star Wars I always wondered who pays for The Empire. Is there taxation? I'm sure this is addressed somewhere and I could Google it but I already typed it here and Im very busy

My boss gave me some great news before memorial day: all my coworkers think I'm an asshole. Just cause I curse like a sailor and flip everyone the bird...

@Bob_Janke It was shit then. It's shit now.

Watching Gen Xers get all gooey eyed with nostalgia over that dumb Eddie Murphy song from the 80s makes me sick

Or, in my case, hello insomnia...

Apparently saying "I need to sleep" over ten thousand times doesn't make you sleepy. The human body is a ripoff. 2 out of five stars...

@DzintraSullivan And maybe stretch a little first...

Before you throw your hands in the air, like you just don't care... Make sure you put your coffee down first. You're welcome.

I hate it when I have perfect day at work and some idiot does some stupid brainless fuck up at the end of it and just ruins the whole day. It's even worse when it was me doing the stupid thing. I'll be up all night dwelling on it.

Not much of a stealth ship if I can see it...

@brockpierson I know 5 fat people and you're 4 of them...

How do you kindly tell someone they are overweight?

@reedgalen @Magoo72810763 How many a's in maga?

Why does she have Nathan Lane on her back?

@ingelramdecoucy @AnneHatfieldVO He's been working out...

Really breaks the realism when they bring back main characters that clearly died on camera to get people to come watch the sequel. Just a blatant cash grab

@TheStingisBack Ah, the days of practical effects...

Blue Thunder (1983) expertly fuses high-octane 80s blockbusters, gritty 70s political thrillers, with a badass high-tech helicopter. The dogfights through LA look amazing and Roy Scheider sells the hell out of it. Underrated classic

@WillieHandler Like this...

How do people sleep at night knowing other people don't like them?