𝕀𝕟𝕤𝕚𝕖𝕞𝕖 ℂ𝕠𝕟𝕥𝕣𝕠 𝕋𝕦𝕥𝕥𝕚

@LozzaFox We're winning that battle. You're the enemy. That's why you keep losing your deposit. We beat the fash in the '40s and we're doing it again now.

It’s time to stand and be counted.

@BladeoftheS Against all odds, the Tories managed to let people die AND screw the economy.

Johnson tells old people that they would rather die, or be seriously disabled for the rest of their life than damage the economy. Really need to see him and Hancock in Court. #CovidInquiry

@SkySports_Keith I bet they fucking left quietly

That was a bit naughty outside St James’ Park just now. PSG “ultras” being led up to the stadium by police. Fighting broke out on Barrack Road, bottles, cones & missiles thrown as fans scrapped on the street. Still 90 mins til kick off… #NUFC (these just before it kicked off).

@AliDTwitt @robinmonotti The term 'freeman' was never intended to include the common man. It only ever referred to wealthy, landed persons. Magna Carta isn't the magical get out of jail free card that some people seem to think it is.

@robinmonotti The term "freeman" should be updated to "man". We no longer have slave, therefore the need to distinguish between those whom are slaves or free.

MAGNA CARTA (1297) CLAUSE 39 (29) IS UK LAW TO THIS DAY: "NO freeman shall be taken or imprisoned, or be disseised of his freehold, or liberties, or free customs, or be outlawed, or exiled, or any other wise destroyed; nor will we not pass upon him, nor condemn him, but by lawful judgment of his peers, or by the law of the land. We will sell to no man, we will not deny or defer to any man either justice or right."

@CalltoActivism He likes to brag about sexual assault, tells the most gullible people to "fight like hell" and denies being accused of saying things he's been filmed saying. If Donut Drumpf wants to face his accuser, someone should hand him a mirror.

Exactly.

It was decided this would have been so not Rainbow Rhythms, so Peep Show will remain on Netflix.

@d4nabnormal @Giraffy_the_wze @fesshole I was thinking Beckhams

@Giraffy_the_wze @fesshole You don’t fool me Mitchell’s

Met a girl recently who's absolutely perfect. I think she's the one. Only problem is her name is Stacey. My name is Gavin. Nobody will take us seriously

@MartinDaubney "Dear racists" At least you're honest when addressing your followers.

Dear racists: This year's Notting Hill Carnival was 'mostly peaceful'. OK, there were record numbers of stabbings, plus sexual assaults on police officers, a few of whom were also bitten Don't let the zombie knives, the 'unsustainable violence' - or the racists - put you off!

@basedreviewer @Sunrise_1 @mossyweep @RScowler @TiceRichard @CostaCoffee Exactly. As Stewart Lee said, it wasn't just racists who voted for Brexit.

GO WOKE GO BROKE Hi ⁦@CostaCoffee I wanted to buy nice cup of tea and cake but went elsewhere due to your disgusting celebration of mutilating woman’s breasts

@sjames1132 @mrjamesob I work in financial services. The rules are very strict. If I did 1% of the stuff this government has done I'd be in prison.

@sjames1132 @mrjamesob They gave Russian billionaires 2 weeks to get their money out of the city before imposing sanctions and they're still allowing funds to go via third countries. The whole thing is a sham.

The government's condemnation of P&O was one of those very rare moments where you briefly & naively thought they were doing the right thing. Turns out they were lying.

Lock him up! Lock him up! Lock him up!

@TimInSuffolk Grifters gonna grift

Funny how the venn diagram is so often just one perfect circle.

@domjoly @TheAntikrish Ah, so that's why he called his alpine bolthole "Eagles Nest".

Once again - Andy Plumb has nailed it- “avian race” 😂😂😂

@bill_bgt100 I'm sure 30p Lee would consider education a "disconcerting metamorphosis", given that he relies heavily on the poorly informed to remain an MP.

Lee Anderson, Are you FXXXXXG serious? It sounds as if your son is rebelling against a fascist CONservative system.

4 years ago, I wore the Newcastle jersey for the first time. At that moment, I hadn’t realized that not only was I about to become a Newcastle player, but I was also about to become a Geordie. You might think « nice Goodbye message » but the sentiment runs deeper than any words I could say, from the very first months that I met the people of this city, I truly understood them and embraced their unwavering passion, which is why it was so important for me to give my all and if this meant to play injured or even not making statistics, I didn’t give a sh** as long as it would help my team. Believe me, I fell for Newcastle, I had great opportunities to leave during dark days, but that was too late I was already in love, I wanted, I needed, I had to stay for helping my team to save the club from Premier League relegation because it meant the world for me. Of course during those dark days some may have had their doubts, but I always believed in this club and look where we are today, it's just so beautiful. I'm leaving Newcastle as it should always have been and that's my greatest trophy because I was a part of it. A deep thank you to ALL of you, my team mates, the loyal fans, the staff, the Club, etc… I’ve seen all your messages, thank you and even though this chapter has ended, the story never stops. Newcastle is home now, I'll continue to be your biggest supporter, I'll watch every game and as long as the club keeps winning I'll be the happiest man in the world… and for sure you will see me again 👀 I love you, I love you sincerely, I love you like a Geordie brother. Once a Geordie, always a Geordie 🖤🤍

@asaintmaximin Merci Allan. Tu vas nous manquer. 🖤🤍

@youwouldknow @pipterino I saw the app tile this morning and my first thought was this

It’s got a really gorgeous closed-down Debenhams feel 😍

@Nigel_Farage If this latest grift works, you might make enough money to have an account with Coutts. Just remember that your awful "political celebrity" persona was only a secondary consideration in closing your account; far behind the main reason, that you don't meet their wealth criteria.

I will soon be launching an exercise to gather together all of those that have been de-banked. We will build a very large database of cases to find out which banks are worst offenders. This is how we will make a fundamental change in the system. telegraph.co.uk/news/2023/07/2…