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@sigfig To get money. To. Get. Money. We will never "colonize" mars Mars will never have a gift shop, let alone a whole city to visit It's a cute idea if you have a child's understanding of science

im still kind of surprised by the hard pivot away from mars missions. it is easily explainable but like, what was that all for then

@SuePository @Tanya_Sabrinaaa This young woman is obviously too busy running the world to shop for herself

@JAMES_BLOWER01 @Tanya_Sabrinaaa Anyone who doesn't have the time, health, transportation or/nor inclination to spend an hour at Target. Relax, it's not fancy.

Amazon Fresh sold me COUNTERFEIT toilet paper.... remember when this country had consumer protections

cisgay money

@the_enrightened @Melnyiam_ Wait until you find out how Communists want to slash and abolish income taxes

@Melnyiam_ I am a communist because I don't want to pay taxes that seem to go everywhere but here and I don't want to pay for programs to invite the entire world here to live off me? I would rather pay no taxes But if I have to pay taxes, it better be used here

Do the Americans get how little America offers them at this point?

@CodeofJamerabi @pandafresh @missmayn Your gay little fingers typing that up with fury

@JAMES_BLOWER01 @pandafresh @missmayn I’m literally sitting here eating Taco Bell and watching a movie with my girlfriend but ok

there are zero jobs but everyone needs three jobs to survive seems like a bad way to set up an economy idk

@tkulogo @the_enrightened Is that guy you? She's not beautiful

@the_enrightened Small town America seems to be thriving right now. A guy I know was on disability 10 years ago (learning disabilities). He now works as a dishwasher, owns his own house, has a beautiful daughter, and has a good chunk of money saved up for emergencies. All that as a dishwasher.

@CodeofJamerabi @pandafresh @missmayn Confirming that you are indeed a homosexual

@JAMES_BLOWER01 @pandafresh @missmayn That’s my hobby genius. I’m a full time electrician 😂

@CodeofJamerabi @pandafresh @missmayn you bake cupcakes and desserts you fruity mfer

@pandafresh @missmayn There’s plenty jobs if you aren’t scared to pick up a hammer

@neoagrarian @fuuccccckkkkkkk @SidKhurana3607 We should crucify them for heresy

@fuuccccckkkkkkk @SidKhurana3607 Amish and Mormons are some of the highest IQ, lowest crime Americans. They’re the most excellent groups in the country, it would be much better if they were the only groups in the country.

22nd century: Mormons vs. Amish

@Tolks6 grody hands just nasty

@Gunmetal_flaw 想像以上にガチレビューで笑いましたｗｗ でも「最初の一口が続く」ってめちゃくちゃ気になります😂

TLで流行ってたのでコーラにピーナッツ入れるやつやってみました。 以下感想。 ・最初遠慮して少しずつ入れてたんだけど、最終的に写真より増やした ・入れたら一回蓋閉めてボトル逆さにするといいかも(塩が早く馴染む) ・噂通り塩分で甘さが引き立ち(多分スイカに塩掛けるのと同じ原理)、定期的にバタピーかじる事で味覚がリセットされる事で「最初の一口」の味が続く ・シンプルにコーラとバタピーが合うので、ワンモーションでコーラ飲みながらバタピー食えるの結構良い ・コーラだけ飲みたい時とバタピーも食いたい時で飲み方工夫すれば切り替え可能 ・ピーナッツが水吸いにくいのでバタピー側はあんまり味変わらない 結構良いぞアメリカンスタイル！

@lautjeda @WeirdMedieval no 👍

@WeirdMedieval Probably not pointy enough but still wanted to share (Sorry for the screenshot the link was too long to post)

does anyone have a good pattern/recipe for a medieval hood with a pointy lil end :)

@Mr_Zilla1 @roikfbuwgc254 EBT corn syrup garbage goyish ingredients

@roikfbuwgc254 You take some good ol' Skippy peanut butter, some Welch's grape jelly in a squeeze bottle (the one in the jar isn't as good), spread them each on a slice of Sunbeam white bread, and there you have a perfect peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Or a PB&J for short.

@johnathanj644 @justaphag6 You probably still eat unseasoned boiled slop get real

@justaphag6 You’re a disillusioned delinquent. You think me, my parents and grandparents had it easy but you’re so wrong. You don’t have rations. You don’t have to wear hand me downs from friends and family. You don’t have to eat soup with boiled potatoes cos that’s all you can afford

people say there’s no jobs atm and some entitled boomer will chime in with “well my grandson got a career in 2008”. not quite the point is it

This is insidious and seems like the groundwork for a military coup. Hear me out... “Trusted” troops get approved to carry on base. Thats essentially the quiet creation of an armed loyalty caste inside the military. Not formal military police, just a commander approved constabulary spread throughout the ranks under the cover of security and 2A rhetoric. So why announce it today? Because he expects blowback attacks on bases to ramp up after his “Stone Age” comment? Or is it a subtle intimidation tactic and final prep for a military takeover of the government? Selective arming. Discretionary privilege. An internal enforcement class. That has real fascistic potential

@Numis_Yote I hope someone brought the man a beverage or something

I’m crine this is my con, it’s so hot in the lobby holy damn

I want you to produce me some cabbage, carrots, and corn. I want you to produce me some green beans. I want you to produce me some lettuce.

@mark_slapinski You would have to be math illiterate to not see the problem with their hiring practices. Everyone can see it.

@yeetwoodmak @thedarkprowler It was a joke you mook

@JAMES_BLOWER01 @thedarkprowler Exact response I'd expect from someone who had to go through training to take a shit

Doing the roof at a Barnes and noble and I went to buy a book and the lady laughed and said “I won’t even ask if you have a membership” like damn ok

@Brand_Anuj @dcglasgowboy Indian

@dcglasgowboy They are very cruel.

Giant fried Pirarucu from Brazil! It takes three people to move it.