The Ghost of Mild Springs 🥪

Friends, here it is; the moment you've all been waiting for: sangwich

@Sam_Mindset @unusual_whales Thanks chatgpt

@unusual_whales Looks like the housing market just officially declared war on buyers sellers are desperate, but apparently affordability isn’t part of their plan. Welcome to the era of ‘list high, hope someone pays’ economics.

Home sellers now exceed buyers by over 600,000, marking the widest gap on record, per Redfin.

Good job @BannedKirby

@HuxleyDick The Whale: Origins

@JEllulz Brendan Frasier's arc prior would be an intriguing movie

The Whale Cinematic Universe

@battlehateharm Puree would probably yield a better texture than finely shredded

@jonaircon Except me right

@JEllulz i think i just like to see ppls posts more than ppls retweets, in general. very few ppl have excellent taste when it comes to rts tbh

That one moot you gotta turn off reposts for

@agentofchaos427 Yep, go to profile click 3 dots icon and "turn off reposts." Would never do to you

@JEllulz You can do that?

@jonaircon jon "friend of perverts" aircon

@JEllulz one moot? lol uhhhh

Vietnam War just got an update focused on the stateside stuff, that adds, among other things: -A full penitentiary system, you can either serve time or break out. -Theme Parks -Nightclubs you can own -The entire state of Texas. Also Washington. Also Wyoming. -"Draft Dodger Mode"

@Vaghammer69420 I like to keep my Twitter feed porn-free so I can feel comfortable browsing in public. Some of my moots test my patience! At least put a label on stuff

@JEllulz Sometimes there's a limit to how many porn retweets one can take

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

Dopamean? No, I’m dopanice.

@staticbluebat @TheWapplehouse the best part of The Whale was when he said "IT'S WHALIN' TIME" and whaled all over those guys

@Infernalle Ong

@JEllulz Yeah, dude. Jesus was too soff. Should have token a few necks to make his point clear.

christian zionists right now "yeah good point, Jesus Christ was weak af"

@BranPuffin I thought red velvet was just chocolate cake with red food dye in it?

@JEllulz Point taken. Red velvet is arguably worse if we’re having a texture-off

Carrot cake gotta be one of the worst food texture experiences

@BranPuffin Cannot make my mind not focus on the awful texture

@JEllulz You need to be focusing on the ‘delicious’ part

@how_do_i_pdf He'll disable it specifically for his posts

I give the dislike feature less than a week before Elon gets disliked by all the humans on here

@caitlin_mmm A true gentleman asks "may I impregnate you, m'lady?"

I need men to understand how to talk to women on dating apps