Joseph Birch

I love living in Germany because you can be sent a letter out of the blue for 16 grand payable immediately and the only way to contact whoever sent it is via fax between 10:00 and 10:15am twice per year

@nabeelqu And use of AI is a sackable offence at the paper!

There are Claude-isms everywhere for those with eyes to see

@ArtemKislukhin How are we defining young

we are berlinmaxxing with {} founders this summer just insane place - many young people building incredible things if u r in Berlin and u r building/operating DM me

@FeralPHunter Surely this is a special joke at my expense

This is the only good political quiz

and yes I have voluntarily filled out a political quiz on social media having lived through the Cambridge Analytica era

This went worse than I could ever have imagined

Curiously pleased to report that German weebs are dressing in traditional Japanese clothing at the public library

Sound on

@Botbekker1233 @SimoneBett @rick_staa Snollebollekes has gone parabolic

@SimoneBett Do they have German signs in the US?

German fans joining the Dutch "Links Rechts" (Left Right).. It is hilarious watching rival European fan bases put aside the pitch drama just to bounce side-to-side in a massive, chaotic wave. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

I don't make the rules

@rachelnabors Many of the libraries are cool on hot days - though not sure if they actually have AC. That’s normally where I work!

Is there a nice (AC) place I can work from in Berlin? 🥺

What I say when my boss asks me what I’ve done this week

@KDHabibi @andyhelbig Where do I sign

@andyhelbig what if the founder is 21, has a broken relationship with his father and a pronounced habit of doing cocaine?

ahhh this debate is back again when will folks finally learn that not all revenue is created equal if this growth curve was sticky enterprise arr with deep value creation, strong acvs, expand motion - this looks very backable if this is a simple ai slop app in a category with 1000 competitors, this is not a remarkable story to back

@somewheresy Directionally very bad

this is either good or bad

@MaxQBasedLord To be honest the AC unit is loud enough

@JHBirch Gonna cope hard 😂 Imagine a DJ deck and blasting them with techno

Thrilled to reveal my ascendancy into the European elite

Me pointing out birds mid-argument with my girlfriend

@MaxQBasedLord How I will be looking at my povvo neighbours with their rotary fans

@JHBirch Imagine getting accused of being far right for owning one

@taoburr I’ve tried so many of these but found the best results taking the horrible pillow they give you on the plane, folding it in half and putting it inside a hood (while it is over your head) - looks insane but it worked for me like a dream on the 4 12 hour flights I’ve done in 2026

Every time I'm on a long flight I'm reminded that most people haven't yet realized that the Cabeau neck pillow exists. I see people falling asleep and being woken up by their heads falling to their chests every minute for HOURS. Might as well torture yourself. "But I have a neck pillow!" No you don't. You have a glorified foam noodle that can't be attached to your seat, that has a thick back and so pushes your head forward, that can't be locked at the front so your head doesn't fall out, and that doesn't rise high enough to keep your head from falling to the sides. Just go ahead and buy one. No one's paying me to say this, I just care about you <3 a.co/d/01WJauDh

@Bonecondor "it's just not cricket"

Am I the only one that thinks it's irredeemably tacky to ask how much capital you've raised in a Luma/Partiful