JOAN ZACHARIADES

@MissMcCulley Devour, No forget that, they have been working hard, share, father xmas will love you ❤️ 😘

Came for tea at parents' house whilst Mum&sister working. Just me & Dad. An evening of Nature documentaries (& our naps were excellent!) Mum & sister both due home in next hour. The question is... do we devour these and pretend they never existed... Or cut into 4 and share?

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Don't want to brave the cold & doing your last-minute Christmas shopping online? Be aware of cyber GREMLINS, they don't just come out after midnight 👀 Keep your password secure Never click on suspicious links Don’t respond to emails or texts from unknown sources #OpShepherd

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OP SHEPHERD | No amount of coffee, water, energy drinks or stodgy breakfasts can make you safe to drive the morning after a heavy night. So we're not sure why a van driver thought he'd be safe to get behind the wheel at 9.30am when @MerpolTraffic caught him on Edge Ln yesterday.

@MissMcCulley 🤣🤪

@JMZAC14 They pulled the 'cracker' bit before pulling it apart. I had to rewatch it twice to check... I genuinely thought I was going mad! 😂

I'm watching a Christmas film where they've just eaten dinner and had 'Crackers from England'. Each person pulled a cracker...by holding both ends themselves and pulling apart. Have we been doing it wrong?! Aren't they an excuse to play tug of war against family at dinner?!

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JAILED | Drug dealer Paul Whitney, 44 years, of Clocktower Drive, Walton, has been jailed for 14 years and nine months today, Wednesday 14th December, for his role in supplying drugs using Encrochat. More details here orlo.uk/tqDKH

@MissMcCulley 😅🤣😂

Day 14! #adventjokes

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Op Limit: We have now arrested 300 people as part of our drink and drug driving campaign orlo.uk/81yVH

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Yesterday, officers carried out an enhanced day of action on the Woodchurch estate. Op Presley has been put in place to disrupt organised crime groups. Since its launch, 64 arrests have been made and 12 knifes and 1 firearm have been recovered. Read more: orlo.uk/v39jk

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CHARGE | Detectives have charged Gary Bohanna, 51, from #Everton with racially aggravated Section 4 public order and non-fatal strangulation following an incident in Oakfield Rd #Walton yesterday (Thur). Bohanna is in custody for court tomorrow. More here: orlo.uk/y8Z5t

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JAILED | Liverpool drug dealer ‘atom-hawk’ was jailed today, Fri 16 Dec, for his leading role in Encrochat drugs supply. Kristopher Mason, 44, of Old Lodge Close, West Derby, was sentenced to 13 years 4 months for conspiracy to supply Class A and B drugs orlo.uk/z4cvS

@LivEchonews Deathwish 😠

'Reckless' people still sliding over Sefton Park lake after tragic deaths Read🔗bit.ly/3FDgp7t

@OTerrifying Must have been windy, how did there hats stay on?

@OTerrifying It's like the walking dead😱

@OTerrifying What is it?

@fitzpatrick79 @OTerrifying 🤣

@OTerrifying 1.21 Gigawatts … I now think the doc was talking shite, the car went two seconds into road not the future !!!

@MissMcCulley 😂🤣😅😂🤣😅

This week saw the annual 'here... Let me explain Jekyll’s intended experiment outcome by drawing various diagrams!' Overheard as I was drawing, 'Awww bless miss: her gingerbread men are awful but she's tried, so let's be nice about them.' 😕 I thought they were quite good! 😂

@MissFlyByNight Greedy

@fitzpatrick79 @BanditNanna 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

@BanditNanna Amy once dropped one of my computer hard drives and I want mental … only issue was I’d just got out the shower and had nothing on, she just laughed at me, so fancy dress or no dress too

You can’t get be angry in fancy dress. It just has no impact.

@jimrosecircus1 Well he's an ugly mug 😱

Scientists at Princeton University have reconstructed this 3D model of how Adam, the first human being created by God, might have looked.