Jake Harris

@RychardeM @3YearLetterman @PeteHegseth @kegsforsale @Franklin_Graham @candacecbure @F1abraham @_Anesthesiology @littlecaesars @bennyjohnson @Grindr @Whitesnake Don't you ever accuse me of being English ever again.

@JakeHarris37863 @3YearLetterman @PeteHegseth @kegsforsale @Franklin_Graham @candacecbure @F1abraham @_Anesthesiology @littlecaesars @bennyjohnson @Grindr @Whitesnake English please.

The same people falsely claiming Hegseth quoted a “fake” Bible verse are the same people who refuse to admit that Jesus wrote the Bible in ENGLISH They have no credibility hear

@RychardeM @3YearLetterman @PeteHegseth @kegsforsale @Franklin_Graham @candacecbure @F1abraham @_Anesthesiology @littlecaesars @bennyjohnson @Grindr @Whitesnake Robert, if you want to confess to the whole of twitter that you have to do what the Queen says then just say that. There's no need for this elaborate pretents.

@3YearLetterman @PeteHegseth @kegsforsale @Franklin_Graham @candacecbure @F1abraham @_Anesthesiology @littlecaesars @bennyjohnson @Grindr @Whitesnake Hegseth and Bible don’t belong in same sentence. He’s a blood thirsty army reject toy soldier totally inappropriate to the role.

@DeborahMeaden Thanks Brexit 👍

Oh no!!! This is gonna disappoint a lot of twitters…

@bojarczuk_david @3YearLetterman @PeteHegseth @kegsforsale @Franklin_Graham @candacecbure @F1abraham @_Anesthesiology @littlecaesars @bennyjohnson @Grindr @Whitesnake That's quite a word salad just to say you don't own a collector's edition ship in a bottle.

@3YearLetterman @PeteHegseth @kegsforsale @Franklin_Graham @candacecbure @F1abraham @_Anesthesiology @littlecaesars @bennyjohnson @Grindr @Whitesnake Here is who has no credibility “hear”… you, bucko. The Old Testament was written in a combination of Biblical Hebrew and Aramaic, the New Testament in Greek. The “King James” Bible, which you likely favor was translated into English, from these languages, poorly.

@K1wiVT Tell me you've never stolen a Gideon's bible from a hotel room without telling me...

if you ever feel dumb remember that some people think a Jewish man born in the middle east was wight and wrote the bible in English

@Alineto7 Son muchas letras solo para decir que nunca has estado en Pigeon Forge

"Jesus foi um grande americano" kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

@LicenseCorp @3YearLetterman @real_lord_miles Odd way of saying you have to pay your government for permission to watch television.

@3YearLetterman @real_lord_miles And nobody gives a fuck what ignorant fat yanks who have never left their state think either 🤷🏻‍♂️

Fools say the UK has terrible food. The US has 235 Michelin stars The UK has 220. The US has 5 times the population of the UK

@jalistairclone @3YearLetterman @TCNetwork I just looked it up and it said you never lettered in shit

@3YearLetterman @TCNetwork Great! So tell me, what does John 3:16 state about who Jesus is and how many brothers he has?

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@GeorgiaMReno The only mistake here is yore decision to purchase a waterbed with financing

Holy shit the blasphemy continues. Here Jesus is a white man and unless he’s pushing Trump down into Hell that’s not the only mistake in this picture

@Maturin88759491 @VeryBrexitProbs Stefan, the person yore talking about is a licensed notary public and is therefore literally the arbitrary of truth. If he said gravity doesn't exist then you'd be perfectly safe jumping out of a 10 story window and floating off into space.

@VeryBrexitProbs ‘Three Year (old) Letterman’ is a disturbing example of how fuckwitted maga cult members are. They live in some strange plastic fantasy world where unimportant things like FACTS have no place.

My local pub is older than USA and serves considerably better beer.

@burgwedel99 @3YearLetterman @AMSZ66 @fabiodeuxbeer I hope for yore sake that's some kind of eupherism for having a carpeted bathroom

Americans love to compare the size of their shitsville states to other countries as if they themselves built the physical land

@DazzleWhoCustom @3YearLetterman @areyoflight @Simontemplarz @fabiodeuxbeer If Coach is from Europoorland then how do you explain his carpeted bathroom?

@3YearLetterman @areyoflight @Simontemplarz @fabiodeuxbeer You speak as though you're a different stock from Northern Europeans. You are us by proxy. You wouldn't be any 'American' if it weren't for Northern Europeans.

@MikeMcGarry21 @3YearLetterman @fabiodeuxbeer That's quite a word salad just to say you've never given yoreself a Gatorade bath after a big victory

@3YearLetterman @fabiodeuxbeer Comments like this are proof of people that have never stepped foot outside of this country. Go somewhere, experience the world outside of the narratives provided by "history" books and your "news" channel of choice.

@y30vb1rr2 I have No Fear tshirts older than yore church

The church in my city is older than america

@DemWallet @3YearLetterman @RepSwalwell Don, the only reason you can take those notes and check them is because licensed notary publics like Coach allow it. Sit down.

@3YearLetterman @RepSwalwell Nothing screams peaking retardism than getting...checks notes...Notary License.

Hear it directly from me. These allegations are flat false. And I will fight them.

@Simontemplarz @3YearLetterman @fabiodeuxbeer Apologies I don't speak beans on toast.

@3YearLetterman @fabiodeuxbeer My local pub is older than your country dimwit.

@panathlon_ @3YearLetterman @AuburnTigers @AuburnSoccer @AuburnFootball @WarEaglePlus Ma'am, the only thing that's insane here is the APR on yore waterbed loan.

@3YearLetterman @AuburnTigers @AuburnSoccer @AuburnFootball @WarEaglePlus Part time housing in Tennessee how insane 😳

Where Fútbol meets Football 👀 #WarEagle

@realToiletAstro @3YearLetterman Dunning Kruger was good in that horror movie but he's not relevant to gas prices.

@mikegallacher1 Oof you just confessed to the whole of twitter that you financed yore waterbed at an obscene interest rate

There is stupid, then there is a special American type of stupid...

@rittenhouse2a @3YearLetterman Kale, if you've never been river tubing in Helen just say so. There's no need for this elaborate pretents.

@3YearLetterman False.

America first? No. God first. Christ is King. 👑