James Townsend

@EndWokeness I thought she was on @the_traitors_ Uncloaked for a second

Michelle complains that people know her for being "Barack Obama's wife"

@HLTCO They are so close to that being an all time classic!

Thoughts on this new Palace kit?

@Joey7Barton Melt

I think it’s a foul by Mateta initially on defender. Keeper gets the ball and momentum takes him into the man. Play on or free kick to the keeper in my opinion. Never a red. Mateta has cut to his head. 🤷🏼‍♂️ Play on. Contact sport.

@rioferdy5 Shocker

Name the players that have played for Manchester United & Everton…. Go!

@FabrizioRomano 100 million quid

🔵📉 Pep Guardiola on Jack Grealish not playing: “I'm so sorry they don't get the minutes that maybe they deserve… but contributions from Doku or Savinho have been massive this season”. “This is the only reason why; it's not that I don't like Jack or don’t trust him!”.

@LeeAndersonMP_ Who’s taking the free kick?

Welcome Cathy. Cllr Cathy Mason who represents the Carsic ward on Ashfield District Council has joined Reform UK this week to make the third Reform Councillor on the authority. Cathy is actually the first Labour Councillor in the whole country to defect to Reform UK, although I suspect she will be the first of many. Like many others all over the country, Cathy has been let down by the Labour Party with their policies that are not helping people at all. There are no longer any elected Labour representatives anywhere in Ashfield. In the last few months we've had local defections from Labour, the Tories, and the Ashfield Independents, which is proof that Reform UK has all the momentum in Ashfield. Welcome to the People's Army, Cathy.

@BarackObama @MichelleObama I didn’t realise how many kids they had!

Merry Christmas! Michelle and I hope you and your loved ones have a wonderful day filled with gratitude and joy.

@itvfootball @ITVX @England @ITVSport @markpougatch @IanWright0 @sammatterface @LeeDixon2 @gabrielclarke05 @UEFA

Can England bounce back from their 2-1 loss at Wembley? 👀 🇬🇷 Greece 🆚 England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🗓️ Thursday 14th November 📺 ITV1 & @ITVX ⏰ 7PM #ITVFootball | #NationsLeague | @England

@Chelsearory Says the Chelsea fan

The amount of money sloshing around the Premier League has created a destabilised and incorrect balance of power in Europe. Brighton even playing a competitive fixture against Ajax, let alone beating them, demonstrates perfectly how broken football is today.

@PolitlcsUK Haha now they want the police to help them!

🚨 NEW: Police escort a small group of anti-immigration protestors into a police van as counter-protestors outnumber them in Brighton

@darrengrimes Protests 😂

@SkyFootball Bloody hope not

Will England keep their unbeaten run against Switzerland going? 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇨🇭

Who’s really winning? 👍

@FootySuperTips If you are putting a tenner on that type of acca every week then he’s probably just broken even with that win

One lucky William Hill punter won £109,512 🤩🤩🤩 The underdog acca. 👏

@parteysznx That’s a poor pass to Jesus rather than a pin point pass picking out Saka

Jorginho played 67mins and never tried that Thomas Partey to Saka. It’s time that finished blud go

@secondtierpod @JackGrealish Solo?

On this day in 2019… 🗓️ Jack Grealish scored a sensational solo goal for Aston Villa! 🤌 @JackGrealish #AVFC

@footballontnt What has happened to the beautiful game?

Introducing Fulham's new 'Riverside' matchday experience 🤩

@Kay_THFC If you needed any confirmation on how pointless this stat is, here it is.

If you needed any more confirmation how shit that league is, then here it is.

@JamesCleverly What I read with this post ‘Please come and work here but don’t make it feel like home by brining your family, just come on your own!’ Unbelievable Classic, they cut funding to core services and blame it on immigrants.

Today in Parliament we have laid an order to ban overseas care workers from bringing dependants. This is just one part of our plan to deliver the biggest-ever cut in migration 👇