Jared Eller

me when someone asks if I've got big plans for new years eve

The Pop Tarts Bowl is better than the 12 team CFB playoff

@_DylanJ_ Free to enter, not free beer it seems

This coming after the news that A&M made more money on alcoholic beverage sales this season seems strategic. But I’m here for it.

@rcb05 Do the national championship next plz

I REALLY AM A WIZARD!

@_DylanJ_ They ain't played nobody pawl

Is tech the best team in Texas? People are saying

@_DylanJ_ Dan gave you a suggestion. Listen to that one

I need 10 hours of audio books / podcasts recommendations for this coming weekend. Bonus points if the audiobooks are included in Spotify premium.

@_DylanJ_ I think it's because a lot of therapists/psychiatrists know what repeat business can get them monetarily. So prescribe the drug, talk about the same thing, and keep em in house. It's sad. (I'm sure there are great ones out there doing the great work)

Not sure if hot take, but a lot of therapy is actually bad for people. I’ve noticed a clear increase in anxiety in people that regularly attend therapy. But I’m not sure if it’s primarily because therapy itself is bad, or that most therapist are bad.

Bruh…. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I need Nebraska to do well this year. I’m tired of Jared making fun of me when I say Matt Rhule is a good coach.

@AggiesToday Shhhhhhh

@_DylanJ_ I'm telling read you don't use your truck for truck stuff

29 year old* GMC* More than I care to admit but less than $74k* Total Wine* Aggie Baseball* But close. Same vibes.

If you don’t know her, you don’t know me.

Give to them nothing but take from them EVERYTHING. Time to turn up and leave it all on the field #gigem #12thMan

@_DylanJ_ & beef

Very hard to impose unilaterally. Need to be surgical in where they are applied and focus on specific industries. Defense, chips, steel, will go a long ways Threaten other tariffs, but use them as bargaining leverage for IP protection, and cyber protection with trade partners

Quick note on tariffs because I’m sure yall are all wondering what ole Dillo thinks about them… Prices do go up. But, it makes it more competitive for us to build the same things at home. Driving jobs locally. It’s a long term play tho, and a useful bargaining chip.

LSU threw for 400 yards and lost by two touchdowns.

The Texas A&M flyover goes incredibly hard.

RUN THROUGH A MOTHERFUCKERS FACE

HE’S ALREADY SO TALL WHAT ARE YOU THINKING

Time for the Rock show.