Jason Stiff

John Oliver had a fantastic main story about Twitter on @LastWeekTonight. It was a great reminder of how awful @elonmusk made this social media site. It was useful before, but it had problems, too. Musk made them immeasurably worse. "@X" is a cesspool. Goodbye Elon. #Twitter #X

@sciencegirl Yes because the speed of light is SO slow, that it makes a HUGE difference whether your eyes are one inch from the screen or one foot from the screen. 😑🙄

Ever wondered why pro gamers play with their face practically touching the monitor?

@shaindelr Happy birthday!

Thank you to everyone who made my birthday special today! 💗🐾

@StatisticUrban I went to college in Salt Lake City and I avoided "fry sauce" like the plague.

In the Pacific Northwest and Utah, there's a popular condiment called "fry sauce" that seemingly none of the rest of the country likes. It's apparently made from a base of mayonnaise and ketchup, and various seasonings like pepper and garlic powder are added.

@rawsalerts Recession?

🚨#BREAKING: Researchers in New Jersey are warning that the r-word is experiencing a significant and concerning resurgence.

@PopBase My favorite tweet of all time hasn't yet been tweeted, but there is a good chance it will be by this summer. We all know what that tweet will be.

Twitter turns 20. What is your favorite tweet of all time?

@ironman20054 @RiverLady6 Not enough seemingly-intelligent people voted to prevent this Idiocracy prequel, plus the vote of an incompetent, uneducated, uncaring, greedy, racist, bigoted, sexist, cult-following, conspiracy theory-spreading, urban legend-believer counts the same as mine, and cancels it out.

I just don’t get how a country with so many intelligent people is allowing this to happen. It’s literally like America has Satan or the Antichrist at the wheel. This is getting insane.

@Dr_TheHistories @RiffRaffDJ Looks like they could have used...

In 9 AD, over 20,000 Roman soldiers marched into Germany’s Teutoburg Forest and never returned. What seemed like a routine march became one of Rome’s worst military disasters. The Roman legions were led by Publius Quinctilius Varus and guided by Arminius, a Germanic prince raised in Rome and trusted by the empire. But Arminius had secretly united local tribes and lured the legions into a deadly trap. The thick forest and swampy terrain made it impossible for the Romans to fight in their usual formations. For three brutal days, they were ambushed and overwhelmed. The 17th, 18th, and 19th legions were completely wiped out by the end. Rome was so shaken by the loss that it abandoned its plans to conquer Germania. The Rhine River became the empire’s hard boundary—and in many ways, that line still shapes Europe today. In 1987, archaeologists confirmed the site at Kalkriese, uncovering thousands of Roman artifacts that told the story of a defeat Rome never forgot. #drthehistories

@HalfwayPost @FUBARPATTY On the next episode of Preaching Bad...

BREAKING: An extremely MAGA televangelist from Mississippi who claimed that God was using Donald Trump to start the Iran War so that the Biblical Apocalypse could begin and Rapture up all the Christians just got arrested for running a meth lab in the basement of his church.

@TheCinesthetic LOL I didn't realize they were doing a funny re-creation of that scene

Farewell, My Lovely (1975) x The Naked Gun (1988)

@TerribleMaps We here in Montana would take issue with that. The Rocky Mountains would also like to have a word.

Why has the US not built a canal here to rival the Panama Canal?

@sciencegirl My lack of a need to be the center of attention.

Guys, what’s stopping you having a moustache like this

A cold front pushed over #Montana on #Saturday and brought the unseasonable warmth to an abrupt halt with some light #rain and #snow. We can expect decreasing clouds early #Sunday with moderate breezes and mild highs. #Q2 Meteorologist @JasonStiff has your #weather forecast:

@amazingmap So... we have no economics or connections in Montana? Got it.

This map shows how the United States could be divided if state lines were redrawn today to reflect modern economic regions and connections

@shaindelr I want waffles right now, but I have to go to work... no teleportation to anywhere except the studio... dang...

Whomst among us has NOT been teleported to a Waffle House?

@madaomoshiroi ALWAYS pick blue.

競馬よりこっちの方が好き

@FantasyEpics The opening to IT: Welcome To Derry was fantastic. youtube.com/watch?v=5wl4nz…

The only intro in TV history that is actually illegal to skip

@JRown32 They do at band camp...

Absolutely no one needs to play the flute this hard 😂

We ended #winter on #Thursday and began #spring on #Friday with record-breaking warmth in #Montana & #Wyoming, with our earliest 80° highs on record! #Saturday will cool a bit with light PM #rain showers and gusty #wind. #Q2 Meteorologist @JasonStiff has your #weather forecast:

@historigins Subtract the unnecessary background music noise.

Tiger Woods and his 100 million dollar shot

@aipriverses The genuinely stupid expression on that fan's face explains it all.

i still genuinely cannot imagine the thought process that goes into deciding to do this