Jeffrey Joseph

The Russell Westbrook/Derik Queen triple double night.

@tomandmartys Genuinely curious, you think Burns can actually win this week?

Told my Quant to give me a 10-1 for tonight.

Lots of people saying Mintzy should be goalie.

Everyone says they’re not watching tonight’s @StoolAfterDark stream anymore because there was no Steam Room Banger promoting it. Is this true? Is there anything we can do to get you to watch?

Shane Gillis absolutely cooked Draymond. 💀

What an awful final five minutes for San Antonio. Would have been unbelievable to steal one with Wemby ejection. Also, De’Aaron Fox should stop shooting the ball so damn much. Trash bucket.

What… no Snedeker? @TapItIn3 @MattVincenziPGA @BTirlia

@JoseandoWallst @TalkinYanks Chisholm, McMahon, Grisham, Wells can be counted on for about 15 of the 27 outs every night. Awful.

@JeffyChamp @TalkinYanks Every yr they look good until June. Problem is, they mostly win with the pitching and over a long season, it's not sustainable. Half of the lineup sucks.

"We're really good. Like... We had a bad series." Aaron Boone says he's not concerned that the Yankees are 1-8 against teams with a winning record this year

@Unsignedpornman @FDSportsbook

@JeffyChamp @FDSportsbook She did have the game saving block, though 🤷‍♂️

Angel Reese career double-doubles: 🔹 With Chicago Sky: 49 🔹 With Atlanta Dream: 1 Picking up right where she left off 🔥

@TalkinYanks 104 FB to 89 change first at bat in the majors couldn’t have been more challenging.

Spencer Jones strikes out on four pitches in his first major league at bat

@JackKennedy you got a rating on this? Watched it last night and gotta be top 3 on his impressive resume. Maads doesn’t get the recognition he deserves.

@degenEli Keibert from the clouds?

"Why are they hanging +350 on JJ Bleday?" ...oh thats why degenelytics.com

Bring Maury back for one last paternity test. Put it on PPV.

@awfulannouncing Charles Barkley took the Rockets to the Western Conference Finals in his first year in Houston, and averaged 17.9 points, 12 rebounds and 3.4 during that playoff run. Draymond Green could never do this.

@TMZ We’ve got more info on Vrabel-Russini than we do the Epstein Files

Sausage egg and cheese is better than bacon egg and cheese.

@tomandmartys My awful golf season has me feeling lost/hardly betting any outrights since Augusta (thank god for Akshay at the AP.) How Powers is this bad and then drops BG is incomprehensible.

Tailing Powers Week 17: Ytd 0-32 -$320 Did I ever tell you how my brother met his wife? We were at a bar and there were 2 attractive girls there. I said, “I like the one on the left.” So my brother took the one on the right. They’ve been married 20 years now, 3 incredible kids. The one of the left gave me crabs and then stalked me for 3 months after we slept together. She even slit the tires on my car. My point being, I hope whomever is tailing @RyNoonan has a happy life together.

@barstoolsports Not sure there’s any scenario where BREAKING and Hayden Panettiere should be in the same sentence (nice though)

BREAKING: Hayden Panettiere comes out as bisexual while promoting her new book

This, right here, is why Bryson is so unlikable to me: In one breath, he describes possible PGA Tour fines as “quite unfortunate… considering what I could do for them.” Then immediately after that, he says, “The egos need to get dropped… Everyone needs to come in level-headed.” ARE YOU KIDDING ME, MAN?! Shoutout to @Mark_Schlabach for writing this ESPN article.