Overmused Author

Now the braindead AI that generates these dick profiles thinks I'm "known as the Overmused Author." I'm not. I'm known as Jocelyn. Ms. Beard if you're nasty. I write magical realism & fantasy. Not from NJ. No dead cat.

If you use an AI chatbot as a therapist, or pay for an AI boyfriend or girlfriend - you suck. The Ramones would agree.

@TAR_Kirk Most people agree re: WotLK. I think it remains the favorite ex-pac. Mine, too. Ah, Ulduar. Good times, good times. Still hysterical: youtu.be/TR7FC-h0Fb8?si…

@Jocelynbeard Woah! That's awesome. I haven't played in years. I liked Legion a lot, but the game fizzled out for me and sort of ended with the Lich King in Wrath.

What are your top 4 games of all time?

But it is one thing to read about dragons and another to meet them. ~Ursula K. Le Guin A Wizard of Earthsea 🎨 Milan Fibiger #BookologyThursday

I am ✨BLOWN AWAY✨ by the enthusiasm for these medieval illustrations 🥰 As a "thank you," here's a mid-week medieval pick-me-up A few more images from our current manuscript - Bodleian Library MS Douce 62 - to close out your Wednesday 😍 Book of Hours, France ca 1400-1410

The chances of being killed by a goose when you're at work is low but never zero.

@JayDeeWriting Lies!

@Jocelynbeard I'm sure somebody's happy, somewhere

i'm sorry what

@MrEwanMorrison Very. It reminds me (slightly) of the manga my daughter was into. That was pretty bad, too.

@Jocelynbeard there's something 1970s kitsch about this too

You need to destroy your economy, your education, your environment, your mental health and the arts - so that the richest man in the world can post AI generated slopcore porn.

@TAR_Kirk My ladies.

@Jocelynbeard Should have put your 4 fav expansions in there!

#LegendaryWednesday Iðunn, in Norse mythology, the goddess of spring or rejuvenation and the wife of Bragi, the god of poetry. She was the keeper of the magic apples of immortality, which the gods must eat to preserve their youth. To prevent old age and death from claiming humanity, Iðunn, granted eternal youth to whoever brought her a piece of fruit from the trees in Asgard. As the goddess of spring, Iðunn, is associated with fertility and new life. She is often depicted as a beautiful young woman with long golden hair, wearing a dress or robe of flowers. Iðunn, is best known for her powers over life and death and her role in springtime. She is the patron goddess of skalds, or poets.

So my two upcoming releases in my detective series releasing in 2026! Murder on Soggy Sands should be releasing some time in January. Murder on Coniston Water should be releasing at some point early on in the year - targeting April if all goes well. All set in the North West.

From now on, all of my dungeons will have a designated picnic space so you can drop off the kids before plundering the depths of the netherworld

@RufusFirefly24 @EdKrassen They laugh because they'll get hell later if they don't. As far as it being a joke? Hook, Pivot, Reveal. Where are they? Groucho weeps.

@Jocelynbeard @EdKrassen The fact that everybody there laughs might clue you into the fact that it’s a joke

BREAKING: Japanese Reporter: "Why didn't you tell US allies about the war before attacking Iran?" Donald Trump: "Who knows better about surprises than Japan. Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor?" wtf?

@JayDeeWriting 😂🏆

Good thing they’ve got the president on their side fixing the economy for them!

@HustleBitch_ She's a lying sack 'o shit, but she's also pregnant and I believe in the mid-to late 2nd trimester (?) Punching down on pregnant women for their appearance - no matter how loathsome she may be - should be beneath all of us.

🚨 PEOPLE ARE STARTING TO NOTICE SOMETHING OFF ABOUT KAROLINE LEAVITT… AND IT’S NOT NORMAL. What do you see?

@BlondeBomb72 @StateDept Putting sane in quotation marks was a curious choice, Debbi Sue. In publishing this is called a scare quote, meaning the author (you) disagrees with the word's meaning as used. Example: Debbie Sue thought she was "smart."

@Jocelynbeard @StateDept Most “sane” people do, Karen.

PRESIDENT TRUMP: When this excursion in Iran is completed, we’ll have a much safer world. Iran is a serious threat to the Middle East and to the world. Everybody agrees with me.