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@TommyCarullo I’ve heard Sam Allen is a freak. Smoked the 2km and looking the goods. He could be huge this year or next.

Fair bit of good news in the injury report. Yeo a test, Hutchinson Murdock and Rodriguez just around the corner. At the very least better availability will hopefully make us more competitive in the WAFL.

@RonnyLerner Don’t insert logic and rational thinking. We need the latest clickbait headlines to drive engagement.

Pretty sure James Hird at pick 79, Chris Grant at pick 105, Dane Swan at pick 58 and Dean Cox in the rookie draft have Murphy Reid at pick 17 covered quite comfortably.

@AussieNinerGuy @footyindustryAU Yeah they’ve been 15 odd years as I said but they’re the only one. Teams regularly rebound from bottom to top of their division (averages ones of the 8 divisions per year).

@JohnnyinternetI @footyindustryAU Jets?

It doesnt matter what the AFL does if clubs like Essendon and Carlton operate circuses instead of football clubs. Carlton havent made a Grand Final since 1999, and even then werent a serious contender. Essendon havent won a final in so long its a meme. None of that is to do with AFL policy. The clubs are run by idiots who cant keep players happy or fit or at the clubs. Carlton in particular have had so many father/sons and number 1 draft picks that you start to question why the draft is even a thing. Then theres the Tigers. Its like they won a couple and were like "yeah we're done now, thanks for coming, see you in another 30"

@footyindustryAU @warrenwfarrow I thought he might be meaning WAFC but not sure. I do think the afl is quite compromised given they need the Suns to work. They’ve given them outrageous levels of assistance they don’t give other clubs.

@JohnnyinternetI @warrenwfarrow The AFL control 5 clubs - entirely - including both SA clubs, both NSW clubs and the Suns. The WAFC control both WA clubs entirely. All other AFL clubs are owned by members with no private or shared owners. Again, who would this apply to?

@warrenwfarrow @footyindustryAU I’m not exactly sure what you mean but love the energy

@JohnnyinternetI @footyindustryAU Or teams that never win one because their owners are more interested in ensuring stakeholders in the other team they own are happy!!!

@jsd12320948 @footyindustryAU One of the more ludicrous aspects, especially at the top of the draft. Tigs getting their first pick at 7 when they finished 17th was insanity.

@JohnnyinternetI @footyindustryAU Free agency being free in a draft system which actually makes the rest of the competition pay for it with compensation pics. Those clubs then still take a pick in that range which is ludicrous.

@AussieNinerGuy @footyindustryAU Only one, the NY Jets. NFL is pretty good at teams rebuilding actually.

@footyindustryAU It’s not possible. Look at NBA & NFL who have teams that haven’t made finals in decades. I’d say AFL & NRL are among the best sports in the world for level comps. Drafts don’t work in my opinion. The NFL & NBA show that the player picked #1 seldomly wins a comp with that team

@purplereign95 We’ve been trying to got rid of him. Straight swap fora pack of twisties.

If stealing Robinson from WC's NGA wasn't bad enough, according the The West we've nabbed one of their rucks too 😂

What will Trump do if Iran refuses to open Strait of Hormuz by Tuesday?

@FOXFOOTY A ripping footballer but he’s older and gotta be a serious question around culture. Can’t see it being worthwhile.

'LACHIE NEALE IS THE PERFECT MENTOR FOR HARLEY REID' 🤝 West Coast's young superstar struggled against the tag on Saturday night. Could a dual Brownlow medallist, who may need to head west for family reasons, unlock his full potential? #OnTheCouch

@FOXFOOTY He’s 31, will play next year at 32. Who’s giving anything for him at this stage?

"There's a serious question of whether they can trade (Patrick) Cripps out, get draft picks in, and it's a win-win" With Carlton sliding further down the ladder, must they consider trading captain Patrick Cripps at the end of the season? #OnTheCouch

@FantasyPros Can’t wait to see Arthur smith nuke Jeremiah this year.

Retweet if you're already tanking for 2027 😭

@WestCoastEagles @FootyRhino We all love flynny- seems like a hell of a bloke. But he just isn’t doing enough to justify selection. Surely, BWill comes in.

Hear from Senior Coach Andrew McQualter as he speaks with Ryan Daniels on 7 Perth.

@JTD0NS I’d take McGrath. At least he’s quite fast. It’s so wild how bad is kicking is tho.

@JohnnyinternetI straight swap right now

Andrew McGrath.. the only afl captain that wouldn’t get a game in any other team. #AFLDogsDons

@KobeissiLetter I honestly thought this was a joke when I first saw it. He has genuinely lost it - “Praise to be Allah” on Easter Sunday? The third threat after backing down from the last two is also wild work. How is this man in control of the most powerful nation on earth?

BREAKING: President Trump tells Iran “open the f***** Strait of Hormuz, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in hell.” Trump declares Tuesday as “power plant and bridge day.”

@BradKlibansky There’s this team that really need a couple of decent mids that can cover the ground well. Train out of visy park I believe.

Matt Kennedy’s last quarter ⬇️ 17 disposals 10 contested 6 clearances (5 centre) What a recruit he’s been! #AFLDogsDons

@SydneySwansHub AFL just continuing the absolutely wild levels of inconsistency in every aspect of their operations.

I’m unsure how this is any different to the Charlie Comben elbow a week earlier? Swans should challenge based on those grounds

@BradKlibansky Crazy stat, tho the best output for essendon was mostly from their young group (merrett aside). Dees had 8 players over 30 as well today and they were mostly their best performers. That one really surprised me.

Average age tonight: Essendon: 25 years and 2 months Western Bulldogs: 25 years and 3 months Average games tonight: Essendon: 85 Western Bulldogs: 84.5