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@JonnyMicro

Clinical microbiologist by day. Cheese aficionado and geek all the time. I have been, and always shall be, your friend. Opinions are mine alone. Love my kids.

Dayton, OH เข้าร่วม Mart 2010
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Jon 🔬@JonnyMicro·
I’ve used this adorable octopus trucking his ass off 4 times in separate places tonight and I love his unstoppable energy and you know what this guy on his way is my spirit animal in 2020
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Marc@itsjustMarc66·
@JonnyMicro Every time I see micro penis in a tweet, I think of JonnyMicro
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A white guy wearing glasses: does something Twitter: IS THIS JONNY MICRO
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Nessa@VanessaNewyorkr·
@JonnyMicro 😲 Whaaaat? U shut ur mouth! We all think of Jonny micro!
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Big props to @Grand_handsomer for correctly determining the Afroman trial would be the best feel good story
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The west is hollowed out from a leadership and cultural standpoint. Still better than the alternative but damn.
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The godless hordes: WE WILL DESTROY YOUR CIVILIZATION Me: THE HELL YOU WILL My civilization: men can get pregnant and being mean is the worst sin and maybe it’s ok to just live in your parents house forever Me: … what exactly am I fighting for again
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@Cranky_Old_Guy I’m sorry, I hope you got some pussy off of the misunderstanding though
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Cranky Old Guy@Cranky_Old_Guy·
@JonnyMicro As a white guy who wears glasses, I'm constantly being asked if I'm Jonny Micro. It's annoying.
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BradDad™@FiremanNota·
Who hungry?
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@jaketapper Thanks for that really important context Jake
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@exjon I have done a lot of work for Handsome Boy Modeling Agency, decent folks
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Greg Price@greg_price11·
When Pete Hegseth was going through is confirmation hearing, Elizabeth Warren wrote an entire letter about how his "Deus Vult" tattoo made him "a right wing extremist" unfit for service. She just endorsed the guy with the Nazi tattoo.
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Graham Platner for Senate@grahamformaine

Grateful for @ewarren's support. Let's get to work.

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