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@KFCBarstool You can’t speak on cheating, you ruined your wife and child’s life.

This picture now retroactively goes in the hall of fame

@Jennnyyyyyy 44

What will be the missing number? 🤔 Difficulty - Hardest 😉

@Operarious1 @MbarkCherguia You just destroyed your own argument by saying they can learn. Sit down. I can tell you are in the same classes.

After this man got gas, he got into his car and noticed a bunch on quarters and nickels and dimes in his cup holder. He decides to go back in and get a drink, the cashier at the Walmart gas station flat out says it’s not her job to count money and stands there ignoring him. Was it rude for him to pay in this method or is she wrong and it is her job to count it?

@seattletimes Seattle cops are pussies. Just slightly more than our Portland cops. I’d rather have a daughter in the Whore House than a son as a Seattle police officer.

Two bicyclists were struck by a vehicle in South Lake Union Monday morning, police say. ebx.sh/7CRvDP

@barstoolspringb Well we all knew Oona was a whore before, not like it’s shocking

“That’s probably how you got the job in the 1st place. You told me you were fucking somebody, want me to say it?” Payton and Oona go at it

@DivestSPD Seattle cops are pussies. Just slightly more than our Portland cops. I’d rather have a daughter in the Whore House than a son as a police officer.

Cyclists struck in SLU, police say?

@JeremyNicolls Hell yeah brother!!!!

I was officially sworn in as a U.S citizen today! 🇺🇸 Doing it the right way takes patience, but it is worth it!

@elonmusk I love that Grok is addicted to dunking on stupid people. By stupid I mean crazy.

Grok

@swd2 Just here to see you get owned. Absolute idiot.

As of today, Florida SNAP recipients can’t buy soda or candy because God forbid we allow a single mom and her kids a few moments of happiness at the end of the day. 😡

@Dudley4Oregon Get Tina out of here!!!! She’s stolen millions colluding with NGO’s and she deserves prison! Hope you pull this off or this state is cooked.

Safety and fairness matter. Keeping male athletes out of female sports protects a level playing field and recognizes the work girls put in. We can respect everyone while defending women’s sports. That commitment to safety and fairness is why I’m running for Governor of Oregon.

@Rainmaker1973 I mean… the man floated in the air at 36+ inch vertical for about 10 feet with perfect timing and placement. This is nearly impossible to beat, it’s the peak of soccer athleticism, which isn’t saying much. But this is impressive.

Cristiano Ronaldo’s iconic header against Sampdoria has been crowned the greatest headed goal in football history.

@deplorable_homo That tomahawk is going to be mighty tasty!!!!

Last December I helped a father in an ugly custody battle. The mother claimed their 8-year-old son was a transgender girl and wanted to castrate him with puberty blockers. The mother painted the father and his steer-farming family as bigots and made false accusations against him. Now, the insane liberal mother lost all custody. The boy is now safe with his father and grandparents. I didn’t charge a dime. The family insisted they thank me with a cooler full of fresh farm beef.

@AmiriKing It’s because they mimic their fathers

A teenager is going viral for transforming bedrooms into jail cells. What is the reason? I’m lost here.

@GavinNewsom @NRA It was yet again, a black father that killed his eight kids. Went to four sites to kill them all. This is a cultural issue.

Eight children murdered — ages 1 to 14. This is a moral failure. It’s preventable. How many more kids have to be killed before the @NRA stops paying off politicians?

@Geniustechw Lol he doesn’t even have a dick print in tiny ass shorts!!!! It all checks out

Liberal man says that he’s NOT a conservative, because he’s “intelligent”.. Thoughts??

@uscfan981 How on earth is Wilt never considered or Elgin?

Y’all agree?

@otokyo__ Nope it’s disgusting and always the fat ones

Do you think body tats are attractive on a woman?

@TrumpsHurricane Billie Eilish’s vegan farts

This is New York Mayor Zohran Mamdani’s Wife. What do you think she Smells like ??