Today Is The Day

@Yooper_IA His arm isn’t working

Reminder….Jackson Jobe exists. (we don’t talk about him much)

The Lord of the Rings: Shadow of the Past will be written by Philippa Boyens, Stephen Colbert, and Peter McGee. bit.ly/47PumxW

@NFL @saquon @PennStateFball Wow

When @saquon power cleaned 405 pounds in college 😳 (via @PennStateFball)

@kangminlee Duh

We all knew this already

@TolkienWorldG How are they going to explain away Eowyn taking Frodo on horseback to Rivendell?

The Hobbits' encounter with Gildor will also likely be covered in the film. ✨

@BrilynHollyhand Debating over who gets f’ed first?

Harry Sisson and I together for the first time in person to debate live in NYC on primetime. What could go wrong? Might break the internet! 🍿👀

@woodwardsports @Lions @NFL That ain’t fair to that man.

When Kindle Vildor forgot how to use his hands…

@FightWithMemes I’m a millionaire- my suggestion.

Source: Trust me, bro

@LOTR_Daily_ The depth.

What do you appreciate about Tolkien's characters?

@PolymarketBlitz If he can play, why wouldn’t he make a come back?

Henry Ruggs is eligible for parole in August. He is only 27 years old. Should he try to make a NFL comeback?

@SigmaGooner Huh?

@LostHistory9 Stephen Colbert is the worst. How many Trump jokes is going to try and weasel into the movie?

They announced that Stephen Colbert, a failed late night host and left wing propagandist, is going to be writing a Lord of the Rings film. This announcement came a day before World Tolkien Reading Day. Current mood:

@LeadingReport Now the fight won they want to show up. NATO suuuucks.

BREAKING: 30+ NATO allies are now moving to secure the Strait of Hormuz, per Fox News.

@ClownWorld Crazy how Indian people need to work in other countries because they aren’t able to build businesses in their own country.

@ClownWorld No

@pepsi Beer and pizza Coke and pizza

name a better combo than Pepsi + pizza. we’ll wait.

@LeadingReport What about Elon?

BREAKING: President Trump to appoint Mark Zuckerberg, Larry Ellison, and Jensen Huang to the Science and Technology Advisory Board, per WSJ.

@LeadingReport More

BREAKING: 3.3 million people have been moved off food stamps since President Trump took office, per Sec. Brooke Rollins.

@FenixAmmunition @AdamGilbert__ Great answer. 😆

@AdamGilbert__ Neither of those guys are trans

we made “almost a school shooter” into a government job

@poe_collector @EdmundWakeford @VacksceneGaming I’d take that bet.

@EdmundWakeford @VacksceneGaming I could literally outfox one of these dudes by putting on a baseball cap

LOLOLOL What a fucking joke