Kelly

I spent 5 min. in the dark trying to plug in my phone. I’m embarrassed and now I feel like I owe some dudes from high school an apology.

@tattudeguyWA Omg

@Kelly__le That should be an app. People put their bills on it like a wedding registry, then friends can choose which one to pay.🤔

Normalize helping adult friends pay for bills instead of gifts. I don’t need more stuff to dust, I need this electric bill out of my face.

@Kelly__le boo your shitty rage bait engagement farming. shame on you.

Wanna feel old? Jonathan Taylor Thomas is 64 years old.

If you fart while peeing full stream, that’s called a Tuscaloosa Screenshot

@RGSAllen @BobMann2001 Ohhhhh. You’re right.

@Kelly__le @BobMann2001 Well, actually, his birthday is in June so he's only 246.

@Kelly__le heyyy, found you. Hope you don’t mind! 🤞🏽🥰

Asking my magic grapefruit if I’m poor

@manofletterz @_indica_sky

I don't mean to brag but I'm blocked by some pretty popular people

Grown ass man with hiccups

@TristenMarino Thanks! Sometimes I get dumb shit like this when people don’t have humor 😂

This is great 😂

@LilTaxxpayer Its a joke. Anyone who knows who he is knows that’s absurd.

@Kelly__le Keep posting misinformation

The amount of “well, actually” responses is amazing 😂🤓

@BobMann2001 247.

@Kelly__le How old does that make Tim Allen?

@cleg16676935420 That does make me feel old.

@Kelly__le Wanna feel old? JoJo Siwa is a grandmother.

@LilTaxxpayer That fucking escalated

@Kelly__le Shut up whore

@goblue43729 Hahahahhahaha

@Kelly__le I’m angry that you made me look that up even though I knew better.

@Millenihag ❤️❤️❤️❤️

@Kelly__le Best tweet ever

@Kelly__le I googled it

@Amer1can_Barbie @youarethejokes Sorry 😂😂😂

@Kelly__le @youarethejokes What the fuck

@nateblaum Especially since it was something I completely made up.

@Kelly__le Wanna feel dumb? Believe that Jonathan Taylor Thomas is 64 years old..