Kevin Jerpi

@SciPiHarvey I’ve used a cell phone in a dream but couldn’t get it to work. It was like it was on the network of another country and I wasn’t getting a signal.

I saw a TikTok of a guy saying “As much as we use our phones, it’s weird that they aren’t in any of our dreams” and I can’t stop thinking about that. Has anyone used a cell phone in their dreams?!? 🤣🤣

@6Hogg6 Sweetness better than all of them

LeBron is the Emmitt Smith of the NBA - Great player, all-time longevity stats. On paper, he should be the greatest running back of all time. On paper. But in reality, if you watched him and Barry Sanders, no one in their right mind is picking Emmitt over Barry. The way Barry moved, we have yet to see anyone else move like him 30 years later just like we have yet to see anyone move like Jordan.

@SouthDallasFood One year while on vacation in Cancun a gentleman asked where we were from and I said Texas. You tilted his head a bit and asked “why do Texans always say they’re from Texas when everyone else answers US?” I said “it’s pride that every Texan has that no other state can duplicate.

Texas truly is the greatest country in North America

@DeepMindk @SouthDallasFood Ballpark nachos were invented at Arlington Stadium

@SouthDallasFood quick name something or someone great that came out of texas? the cheeseburger? invented in So Cal. Clint Eastwood? Born in San Francisco. The Ramones? lol

@Riffraff3232 “Leavin Louisiana in my Silverado” has a nice ring to it.

If you want a guaranteed hit in country music, just write a song about a pick up truck or the state of Louisiana… You mention the state of Louisiana in a country song, it’s going to number one open.spotify.com/track/6BkK5Dsu…

@ThrillaRilla369 That’ll happen

In honor of Father's Day what was your Dad's famous line growing up? 🧑 👴 I’ll go first: Almost only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades

@Bulvarpress Nothing wrong with this. Move along.

Vietnamlı bir anne, çocuğuna şiddetin nasıl hissettirdiğini göstermek için uyguladığı yöntemle dikkat çekti.

@SouthDallasFood Gotta go with the Patty Melt if it isn’t CFS

At this point, I’m thinking I’m gonna get the catfish with okra and Black Eyed Peas and a side salad and I’m definitely gonna get a slice of pie probably chocolate possibly coconut. Believe me when I tell you that I will be up all night stressing about this.

Obsessing about the brand deal that I’m filming with @NormasCafe tomorrow and I can’t decide what to get. I always get the CFS or the club sandwich. I feel like I should branch out. What should I get?

@mrmikeMTL Ford F150

What vehicle do you assume is being driven by a total jerk?

@seckzey @StarsNationDAL I didn’t say that. Brind'Amour said it last night, hockey is the ultimate team sport. Everyone has to be pulling in the same direction. With the Stars a lot of times they take games off. There may have been a game or two Roope might’ve helped but not enough to win the Cup.

@KevinJerpi @StarsNationDAL Yeah you’re right… 1st line centers are not important!

The Dallas Stars need to make some big changes this offseason. Too many obstacles from five on five play, to (a lack of) physicality and grit are keeping the Stars on the pretenders list and not the contenders one. #TexasHockey dalsportsnation.com/2026/06/14/why…

@seckzey @StarsNationDAL Wouldn’t have mattered

@KevinJerpi @StarsNationDAL (stars didn’t have their first line center btw)

@Lassimak @TimCowlishaw Happy for Stank!!

How should Stars fans feel after watching Logan Stankoven, Hurricanes win Stanley Cup? From @TimCowlishaw: dallasnews.com/sports/stars/a…

@THN_taylor So happy for Stank. Sports tears.

Logan Stankoven, Dallas Stars legend & Stanley Cup champion.

@theoldgreywolf It’s stupid for a team named “Red Sox” to have uniforms with no red in them. Gray and black roads are fine, even classic. Stop with tricking it up.

Look-I don’t want to see the Red Sox in tricked up uniforms-not City Connect, not honoring the Pilgrims, not honoring whoever fired the first shot in the American Revolution, none of it…the standard is the standard…it’s perfect as is…let’s leave it be…now get off my lawn…

@ShortHandedZS Wait, I thought Quinn Hughes was the greatest defenseman since Bobby Orr, where’s he at???

Am I still allowed to be salty/baffled that 2/3 Americans on these teams didn’t make the Olympic Roster. Like I know they won (because Hellebuyck bailed them out) but why make it harder for yourself than necessary?

@yElff_ I bet Dirk would take that bet

Soccer is the hardest sport in the world to play. To put it in perspective you can take any active NBA/NFL player and they would not one who be able to get by me and score I haven’t touched a ball in 3 years. I’d put 100k on it. It’s hilarious how bad a top NFL or NBA player looks tryna play soccer 😂 The US starting 11 are some of the best athletes the country has don’t fantasize about how good these other athletes would be at soccer prolly not that good.

@DominicMoser9 @RobertTiffin Bourque, Lyubushkin and a 2nd round pick is all it should take

@RobertTiffin and some are saying it would take Robo AND Bourque for Larkin 😂😂 GTFOH

Jason Robertson’s winning vote total for First Team NHL All-Star.

@dallasenfuego @CityOfDallas Dallas gonna Dallas

EMBARRASSING: @CityofDallas posts a video about the unused lower level of City Hall to the city's official YouTube channel joking about "missing employees" buried there. I have worked in media for 25 years, and for the life of me, I cannot understand why, on the eve of @FIFAWorldCup coming to town, the city manager, Da Kween @KBTDallasCM would post a video that portrays a prized city asset like a C-list horror film. In what other countries have we seen government media weaponized against the people to push unpopular agendas?