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@nettermike I’m getting “This internet thing is a fad” vibes Salute 🫡 to #Seinfield

Comedian Jerry Seinfeld is taking a jab at electric cars, calling them a “big, stupid virtue signal." “I’m not interested in electric cars at all," Seinfeld reportedly said in an interview. "Anybody else wants to do it, that’s fine. I think it’s a big, stupid virtue signal. ‘Look at me. I’m saving the planet, yeah.’ What about the lithium? It’s all BS."

@923TheFan Useless

"I'm thining the Cavs are gonna find a way to get the job done tonight. But, I think if they lose tonight, instead of going to that dark place, I wonder if you have one more swing in you. I'm either trying to get Giannis here or I'm going 10 toes down on recruiting LeBron this summer." ➡️ @NickPedone12 with @RuiterWrongFAN on the stakes for the #Cavs going into tonight's Game 7 vs #Raptors

@ericjackson They still don’t know what the battle was about 🤦🏿‍♂️ #NotLikeUs

Kendrick won the battle 2 years ago. The catalog disagrees. Last 21 days: Drake +462K Spotify listeners. Kendrick −1.3M. Drake added more new followers than Olivia (UMG/SNL machine) + Kendrick combined. Day 257. 12 days to Iceman.

Congratulations to The Willow School Class of 2026! The seniors second-lined out of the building on Friday for their last day of school!

@camijustice Especially if the Cavs lose tomorrow

The East is WIDE open.

@johnrivers131 It’s been 4 years Try again

Yall killing Donovan but gave garland years of bail

@MZavagno11 He ain’t the main ball handler now So what’s the problem?

Structurally, I think the Mitchell problem is that he was never meant to be a #1 handler. He’s not a good passer which gets exposed in the playoffs when the floor shrinks. Needed Garland as the main handler tbh. Also could have really used a third option (develop CPJ/Proctor?)

@CenturyOG @NBAonPrime @ThisIsUD Why do you call frauds? I don’t think they are

@NBAonPrime @ThisIsUD No matter what happens it’s clear Cavs are complete frauds Raptors missing half the starting lineup and it’s still going 7 😂

"The gift is nothing without the work." @ThisIsUD explains why he's picking the Raptors in Game 7 vs. Cavs 👀

@MitchCohenMLB lol

BREAKING: Former Giants LF Barry Bonds is expected to be inducted in the 2026 National Baseball Hall of Fame. The all-time home run leader will finally etch his name in baseball history becoming a Hall of Famer after 19 years of retirement.

i was heated

@KevinOConnor Could’ve just posted the last paragraph

The Nuggets are in a tough spot. Aaron Gordon hasn’t been durable. Christian Braun has a bad contract. Cam Johnson is a shrinking violet. Tim Hardaway isn’t a playoff player. Peyton Watson is a free agent. David Adelman isn’t the leader that Michael Malone was. They have limited assets: No young players with value, the 26th pick this year, and pick swaps. That’s really it. Jamal Murray had the best regular season of his career and Nikola Jokic received MVP votes. But they were both so bad during the playoffs. Jokic and Murray falling short in the playoffs again, plus the lack of impactful moves that can be made to improve the roster, naturally has to raise serious questions about how open the contention window really is for Denver.

@ShaneTuttleNCAA Trolling

NEWS: Ohio State has announced that “The Horseshoe” will transition to red, “scarlet-colored” turf ahead of the 2026 football season. They will become the fourth FBS program to feature a non-green football field.

@SportsBoyTony 😂

As we all expected in a massive life-or-death game 5, a crunch time lineup with Harden/Strus/Merrill/Allen/Schroder

@KevinOConnor Update please

Cavs look ready for Cancun

@SeewhyChels Off The Wall has always been better

🚨 Ebro and Peter Rosenberg say Michael Jackson’s Thriller is the “McDonald’s of albums” says it’s massive but has no real meaning and claims it has “3 skips in a row”

@w_terrence Bad comic

Dear Jimmy Kimmel, listen to me very closely. I’m a comedian. I’ve made fun of Jill Biden. I’ve made fun of Michelle Obama. I’ve roasted First Ladies before. But I have never in my life joked about Jill Biden becoming a widow or Michelle Obama becoming a widow. I’ve never joked about Joe Biden or Barack Obama having an attempt made on their life. I’ve never laughed at the thought of their wives standing there in fear, wondering if their husbands are going to make it home alive. Because that is not comedy. That is sick. You could have joked about Melania being married to Trump. You could have joked about politics. You could have even gone after her accent like liberals usually do. But no — you chose to joke about Melania Trump becoming a widow. And let’s be honest, Jimmy: when you hate Donald Trump as much as you do, that doesn’t sound like a joke. It sounds like how you really feel. They always say there is truth in comedy.

@darrenrovell Under no circumstance do I want to feel a sack

Can’t wait to see the first stadium with these. Feel the sack of your quarterback!

@MZavagno11 He had the best plus minus…try again

The Cavs are in this weird spot where they need Dean Wade defensively but playing him with the 2 bigs has shrunk the floor on offense considerably the last 2 games. You’d really like Strus or Tyson to be able to fill the Wade role but they’ve both been quite bad

@Rob_Shenanigans Not getting past half court got Darius traded. I heard Brooklyn is nice this time of year #FreeSpida

I won't tolerate any Donovan Mitchell slander. He had one bad game. He's also been carrying this team for 4 years. Place your animosity where it belongs: the 2 big guys who turn into shrinking violets every postseason. Allen & Mobley combined for 11 points last nite. #FreeSpida

@Rob_Shenanigans The hell does that have to do with anything? #DontKnowBall

@KortneyShane Garnett didn’t stand at the 3-pt line looking for open shots

Side-by-sides of Evan Mobley and Giannis in their rookie seasons compared to their 5th seasons in the NBA. One transformed his body by adding 40-50 pounds of muscle. The only added no weight at all. If Mobley had the heart to be great he wouldn't still weigh 215 lbs.